>month 2 of not bathing because too fucking cold
>red blisters on dick, bacteria probably
>fungus spots on thigh that itch like hell
>fungus spots on ass, arms and various other places
>armpits smell like literal shit
>ballsack itches (the smell is good tho)
Fuck get warm again so that i can take a bath
you don't have hot water?
Honest question, how can you go so long without a shower or bath. I'm trying to understand
>>25507163
I do but for that i'll have to get naked and after taking a bath i'll be wet AND naked
>>25507183
Laziness anon, "i'll bath tomorrow" repeated everyday
/mischief/ thread
>cashier tells me to have a good day
>I don't
>pour tap water into the bottom of the Brita filter
>everyone drinks disgusting tap water without even knowing it
>>25506928
Who /madman/ here
>Anon tells me to suck a dick
>i dont
>nobody agrees with me
>rather than realizing I'm wrong, samefag a Subway food analogy at myself
>now everyone agrees with me
Hey R9k, what is your favorite 4chan sub?
i can't decide between /lgbt/, /s4s/, /pol/, /mu/, and /r9k/. There's always such good quality threads and discussions. I love this site
>>25506474
Their should be a board just for pepe
>>25506474
/ck/ ftw
You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
>>25506470
holy shit what happened to her
>>25506470
Whether I'm allowed on this thread depends on whether relatives count or not.
Do they?
>>25506501
The modern world m80
"Have a banana anon you'll feel better if you start eating healthy. Don't you care about how you look? If you get at least a little bit fit girls will like you more."
>>25506131
I'M FUCKING TRYING LEAVE ME ALONE
>>25506131
Aren't bananas, like, really bad for you?
>>25506131
I hate bananas. But I had an orange and two boxes of blackberries today.
end of nofap day 5
last night I dreamed for the first time in forever
how's your journey going?
Day 6 here...two days ago I've made out with a qt in my car. But now she isn't returning my texts or my phone calls. I guess because I scared her by telling her that I'm looking for a serious relationship.
>>25506238
never let your intentions be known
Day 8 here master race. Feeling good. Had some withdrawal depression symptoms yesterday but now back to normal.
Would it be worth it to get a part time job just so I can get enough money to buy this?
It's $500 and I'm gf-less in college
No those disfigured things are shit tier
Either get a fleshlight or save up for a full doll
>>25505517
dolls kind of creep my out
the thing about this is i dont have to stare at its souless face
its just titties and ass
>>25505517
dfkls;dsaflk THIS!!!1!
How is suicide wrong?
I tried hanging myself once
>>25505233
It is both right and wrong.
It is right because it is fulfillment of a desire.
It is wrong because it deprives both you and yourself from complexity and information, namely the information contained in your brain, which could possibly be shared.
It is not wrong, neither is it right. Suicide as an action in the face of nihilism would mean that it is a proper action. It is in some cases
>>25505251
me too
Who here /BadBoy/?
>tfw riding my motorcycle with a suspended license and still going over the speed limit.
>tfw get a big thrill when i ride knowing i could get locked up, do time, and have my bike taken away locked up for a minimum of 30 days.
>>25504071
>tfw IVing meth
>tfw violated parole but idgaf
>tfw just hit a lick
>tfw make plenty of money just selling meth
>tfw never sleep
>>25504071
How does it feel to be 14?
>>25504236
Feels a lot better then being some 40 year old senile cunt.
why don't you jsut get a racist gf, /r9k/?
Women aren't really racist, they just pretend for the attention and to try and fit in.
I'm half-white and half-asian, what am I supposed to do?
>>25508675
kill self. Repeat until dead
>hey big bro my boyfriend is coming over today, so can you um... not come out of your room, no matter what you hear?
>things I'll never have to deal with.
Ok, I know u guys will be busy cleaning the room, just do it while mom and dad are gone please
>>25503464
Not even 'Anon, help'?
>tfw no chubby beIIy gf
>>25508348
These threads are the only reason I have for abandoning this board and never coming back. YOU SICK FUCKING DEGENERATE.
>>25508348
Any girl that is <80kg is trash
thick thighs are nice too
>tfw it's 2 AM and you're making a tuna samwhich
what are you up to, robots?
>>25508258
5am... just listening to the rain and shitposting.
eating a publix almond cheesecake cone. cleaning up my nasty ass house so the landlord can come check it out tomorrow
I'm 18 and have school tomorrow. I want to be salutatorian ffs. I want to get into Columbia god damn it.
My ACT scores are shit. My SAT scores are shit. I'm ranked 4 in my class.
I wish I could go back to freshman year and start over. Just fucking start over...
How do I know if im a lesbian or not.
> Rave mother adopted me 3 months ago
> Mentors me but is strict
> doesnt let me talk to boys when we go
> Always gives molly
> It Makes me want to talk w/ them
> Shes always there to kiss and cuddle w/ me during molly though so I dont fell lonley
> Last night she did oral to me and taught me how to it back for her.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25508161
You're already degenerate, why not go all the way?
>>25508161
According to my experience, which doesn't say too much, women are typically sexually fluid. They can be attracted to both men and women. I suppose it seems confusing at first, but just roll with it. You're not a lesbian, nor are you confused. It's just nature playing with you. Once you get some prime benis, you'll realize what I'm saying is true.
>drug increases sexual stimulation
>"rave mother" gives it to girl
>forbids her from acting out sex with men
>has sex with her instead under drugs effects
>pavlovic conditioning produces sexual response over time when exposed to related stimuli
>"g-gosh, am I a lesbian?"
No, you're just a highly trainable bitch.
>be in relationship
>boyfriend leaves during the holidays for a few weeks
>he won't be back for another week
>I miss his daki
>I miss his smell
>buy the cologne he wears and spray it all over my bed and everywhere
>mom visits me for new years
>"did you have someone over?"
>"n-n-n-o...."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I wish he didn't have roommates. Then I could just steal his pillow and boxers.
Why anon leave?is he going away to die, just like cats:^)
>>25507446
I hope a girl will like me as much as you like your bf