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Does anyone else get self conscience as fuck when they smoke weed? I look back at everything I did when I was sober I thought it was all awkward and retarded. I feel like I look like shit when I smoke weed and having red tired eyes doesn't help. I get dissociated as fuck when I smoke. I stop wanting to talk to girls I'm talking to because I think it's stupid and I feel like I'm doing everything shitty and wrong. I think it might just be my environment but fuck weed is the only drug I like. I get like afraid to text people back and don't want to really see and talk to anyone. If I get high with a girl I feel weird as fuck and sex feels weird with weed.
I related 100% right on the mark to every single thing you said
Minus the sex part, I've never had sex
Despite that, whenever I get high I tend to feel like I get a glimpse of my "true self" and what a greedy, mean, selfish piece of shit I am and how I would be better off dead
When I smoke weed I get this head rush like bees buzzing between my ears and my heart slows down and my eyelids get droopy and my eyes red and I feel the headache that I felt all day blissfully disappear and for once I am happy and free (at least till I run out of weed again).
OP, as faggy as it might sound, just talking to yourself positivelyin your head obviouslywhen you're on the verge of freaking out about how much you hate yourself can really hope
Last time I actually hung out with someone irl and got stoned, I kept thinking to myself stuff like "I have no reason to be ashamed and afraid" whenever my anxiety and self-hatred would creep up, and it helped a lot.
TOMBOY THREAD
first for come back and post in this thread cute tomboy scott pilgrim
where do I find tomboys?I'm a non-NEET femboy chad. if you google "bishounen", that's me.
>>25506136
Third for seconding this fact. Be my new bestie.
Where do you robots live?
I'm in Los Angeles. Took pic related a few nights ago up the Elysian Park trail, Angel's Point. I'd recommend anyone near check out the view sometime, not many people come up there.
I live in the Frogtown area or whatever the local hipsters call it now. It's by the LA River, pretty comfy. Just me and my cat in our apartment.
>tfw el nino storms were overhyped
I live in wester Massachusetts and it's fucking cold right. Live with roomie and my rats right now and its comfy but im moving in with my high school gang in a few weeka
>>25505999
Here's a pic of my cat btw
>>25505999
Adelaide, South Australia. Pretty fucking hot right now but comfy for nightwalks
Nice trips by the way
>Opposed to feminists, to SJW and PC shit but heartless capitalist union-crushing monster
>Champion of poor and struggling working class people but opposed to heterosexual men
>pick one
>Get heartless capitalist monsters with feminism and PC culture as a surrogate
I think feminism kicked off when occupy didn't work.
>>25505341
Yeah Occupy was then taken over by feminists.
Just like blacklivesmatter that is lead by lesbian feminists.
>>25505069
Yeah, go ahead and name a system that works better
ITT: Talk about things your personally take for granted.
It seems like there is so much depression and negativity in this board, I think if some of you looked on the positive side you'll feel better. Don't be afraid to brag either. So I'll start.
>I'm decently attractive
>I have a loving family
>I was never bullied
>I'm a kind and respectable person
>I don't get angry easily
>I wasn't born with any defects
>I'm not fat
>I have an above average IQ
>I was never raped or abused
Good for you I guess. I've tried looking on the bright side, but there isn't much there.
>have more friends than the average robot
>didn't really experience any tragic events in my life (people close to me dying, abuse, etc)
>above 4/10
The positive side? I'm good at fantasizing so when my loneliness gets to the point I want to put a gun in my mouth I can close my eyes and go to another world where there are happy things.
>>25504807
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
Seriously, though. I've been diagnosed with major depression my whole life, 26 years. One of my oldest memories is going to a child psychologist. There is nothing to look positively at. I've tried. I simply exist.
What do fembots desire in a man?
>>25503667
apparently eight slimy arms
money
fuck muting for unoriginal comments why is that back
money, good genes, good family, good heart, a sense of humor, high energy, big dick, not balding etc but that gets covered with good genes.
ambitious, strong, makes me his #1.
im a guy btw
There is something about Russian women that just makes them so goddamn attractive, but not in a "I wanna fuck her pussy raw then fist her asshole while she wanks my cock into her mouth" way like with Sophie Turner, for example.
It's more of a "I wanna get my shit together and ask her out and introduce her to my mother, then marry her and raise 2 perfect kids (1 son, 1 daughter), and grow old together as she sings to me in Russian and she caresses my hand" kind of thing.
What's the reason for this? Culture? Religion? Or is it just the grass is always greener?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rE4d_ldZr8
russian women are western
>>25502751
>Asia
>West
>>25502751
Looks like someone failed geography
What are some good careers for NEETs?
>>25509434
Join the beta uprising's army.
Welfare is a good career.
>>25509434
ISIS is always hiring.
>tfw getting a practice gf
>tfw juggling 2 chubby practice gfs at the same time
It's fucking hard work but the experience is amazing
>tfw you are a practice girl
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Why even exist
fuck off and die retard x
Who /ninja/ here?
>Knows every creaky floorboard in the house
>Can creep down from room at 2am in pitch darkness to kitchen
>feet move sure and swift down the stairs
>shifting weight at certain points, picking exact inch of stair that will not creak
>drift like a fart in the breeze across kitchen floor to fridge
>secure nourishment
>drift back to room, not so much as a mouse disturbed in your wake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUu9SkBQcXw
I went out to smoke at 2 in the morning and when I was coming back in I stepped on the wrong plank on the deck and it sounded like a rifle shot going off in the still night
>>25509213
You bring shame to your family, tbqh.
Lurking
Ever feel like you're just way more shifty eyed than everyone else?
There's something rewarding about being sneaky
kind of a newfag on /r9k/ but why dont you guys just arrange to meet and do something instead of being the sad pathetic lonely suicidal losers you are and sitting in front of 4chan all day?
>>25508985
>come to a meeting
>too shy to say anything
>too stupid to contribute anything
>too much of an eyesore to even be a wallflower
Why exactly would that be a good idea again?
Only normies would attend those meetings.
Robots suck anyway.
>>25508985
Most people here are just trolling and being edgy
From an ex-robot feeling bad you guys are still around, i come to you with the cure.
Magnesium Pills. Cheap as fuck too.
>>25508939
Can you elaborate please, anon? I want to enjoy things again.
>>25508939
Anyone know where I can buy placebo pills?
why magnessium?
starting on 5htp and st john's wart right now. Kind of worried about serotonin syndrome
>hey anon...uhm...do you want to go grab a coffee? I'm pretty hungry...I mean...not hungry but like...thirsty? No. I mean...its coffee...you don't get that if you're thirsty...like but you get that glass of water...thats cool, right? so...emm...you wanna do that? maybe?
I have never witnessed an adorkable qt and I'm pretty sure that does not exist.
>>25508709
Rooney Mara is the superior waifu.
>>25508709
Because any woman above 2/10 will never be put through the social gambit that creates a shy nerdy robot.
In the only possibility of this happening would be spoken by a fat girl
Is depression like an emotional flatline? Because I don't really ever feel very sad or very happy. I just drift through the days in this very "meh" kind of state. I'm never excited about anything
>>25508678
That's similar to how i've felt for the past few years but id rather die then start taking it seriously and make matter worse
Nah depression is worse than that. In fact you can get excited about things when you're depressed. It's a kinda shitty thing, too, cause any disappointment makes you feel like you wanna die.
Not caring is the opposite of depression.
>>25508678
That's called being apathetic senpai
TFW
>get out out shower and all wet
>dry myself off
>put on clean underwear
>that cosy feeling
>feeling five times multiplied when neet
>feeling halved if wagie
Share your nice feels
>dream about the alarm clock because it is beeping irl
>repeat at least twice
>>25508512
>having money
>not looking like a complete piece of shit in front of women
>can sustain myself without having to rely on my parents, government etc
>able to buy nice things for myself
damn it feels good to be a wagie, a wagie ass nigga isn't as pathetic as a NEET
>wake up n get out of bed in the morning to piss
>get back in bed
>blankies are still warm
:')
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