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>tfw you try to pretend to your oneitis that you've had girlfriends before, and she just laughs at you
>tfw she tells all of her normie friends
You poor little boy
so very sad
>>25503350
speaking of oneitis, what does she look like?
Does she have a background story? By that i mean, why do you like her or girls that look like her? What's so special about her that sets her apart from the other girls?
Why do females on this board need to be known as "fembots"? why cant these people just say they are simply "robots" instead of needing to use the fembot aka buzzword everywhere?
cuz sexism
>>25503318
I like the term femanon orcumdumpster
fembot is kind of silly, isn't it?
long internet history of sexism
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantIy lose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so l'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficuIt or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
Hi, EE here
>Do you guys actually think your degree is difficuIt
Not really
>are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
Sure they could, but most people will go "ewww lolll i hate math xD"
They could also become doctors if they really had the motivation
>>25503324
>They could also become doctors if they really had the motivation
of course they could buddy
>girls would rather literally die than date an engineer
holy cuck
>tfw you realize you can kill yourself right now
No you can't.
>Implying your sense of self-preservation isn't much, much more powerful than the presence of dangerous objects or forces nearby.
>>25503230
I'm too tired anyway i'll do it tomorrow
>>25503230
Not true the sense of being a burden or useless triggers the minds ability of rendering the effort to helping the mental state useless therefore causing mental illness
Monogamy was created as a way to maintain the patriarchal power structure by robbing womyn of their free will and sexual agency. In these dull and lifeless relationships, womyn are treated as property of the man, meant only to satisfy his needs and act as a household servant. Womyn by nature are both pansexual and polyamorous, in need of a variety of partners to satisfy their wants and desires. A close knit and loving, but dynamic relationship with several men and/or womyn is the best way to achieve a fulfilling and spiritually enlightened romantic life. You shouldn't be looking for Mr. Right, but rather a team of submissive males that will know their place and work together to make you truly happy.
>>25503205
keep trying. maybe someday you'll get someone mad with your copypasta.
I've seen too many gender swapped versions of this by non-trolls. This is refreshing.
>>25503205
Someone has never been to the mideast
or Utah
What does /r9k/ think about Pepe becoming mainstream now?
>>25503170
Oh god.
What hell is this?
Seriously, what the fuck is this from?
Pepe has been normie for a while now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M9NUH8E_GU
>>25503214
Based off the hair, I'm guessing that's a Weeknd concert.
/r9k/ rap albums/songs
im looking for things like u from TPAB or Kon Karne from MF Doom's Mm Food
>>25503119
nas - illmatic
kanye -MBDTF
a tribe called quest
erik b and rakim
some of wu-tang
Biggie - ready to die
MF DOOM - Madvillary
MF DOOM - operations doomsday
quasimoto - yessir whatever
snoop dogg - doggystyle
killer mike - rap album
run the jewels
GKMC
Dr dre - the chronic, 2001
danny brown - XXX
>>25503277
listened to all except quasimoto, Danny brown, and killer muke
>>25503399
cool, cool, quasimotos pretty chill, the others are aggressivekiller mike's 1/2 of RTJ
Guys, I'm feeling like shit. Let's start some greentexts. Green text whatever you want, I'll start.
>be me
>be 14
>in school (Not in America)
>some sort of teacher conference
>no classes all day, whole class sits in room doing pretty much nothing.
>everyone grouping up
>they're joking, telling stories, playing games.
>after a while literally everyone from the class gathered in one corner together having fun
>I just silently sit in my chair doing nothing
>Someone even told me to come because I guess they felt sorry for me.
>"Nah I'm fine"
>Everyone in one group together, having fun.
>I sit there all alone at my table, few meters away from them, looking at the wall silently for at least 3 hours.
>be me
>be right now
>have to get up to work in 5 hrs
>can't sleep thinking how I'll never be like everyone else
>don't have friends because I hate everything everyone enjoys
>coworkers think I'm a weirdo because I'm quiet
>girls leave the cafeteria when I arrive
>I'm so tired but can't sleep
>be me
>be 20
>be in community college studying humanities because dropped out of college
>only think about girls
>during breaks, always pretend I'm busy, when everyone else stays in the corridor near the classroom to socialize
>I walk for 15 minutes instead
>On better days, forced myself to stay around them
>Peep on their conversations, catch a few words
>months pass
>On bad days, don't even leave the classroom during breaks
>Only person in class while others are socializing
>Think about death, draw shit, write bad poetry
In general, I'm always careful trying to look normal, to avoid possible bullying, or gossip
But in the end, don't even care anymore, be conspicuously special, hoping a girl will eventually notice, and take me far, far away, from everything
>Never happened
>>25503176
>I'm so tired but can't sleep
Are you in Euroland?
I am.
Reminder that we're all gonna make it, lads.
>fatpracticewife.jpg
>marrying a fat
I rather be alone.
>>25502934
Proof tall guys can't be robots. Look at him. He's a monster.
This Pochacco figure is currently $115 dollars.
>tfw dont have a cock
>tfw cant cum all over this figure
whats the point of spending all that money without a dick
>>25502911
>$148.50
>still no cock on my body
>>25502911
Rub it against your clitoris?
First, train yourself to squirt
Then, schlick while wearing one of those phallic piss converters for female public urination
Then you'll effectively cum all over your figure.
After all we been through, how can you honestly feel the need to respect people
If I become Chad I'm going to intentionally be a villain.
> Cheat on women and let them find out in the worst way.
> Will cuck all white knights who defend women.
> Will pump and dump women after telling them I love them, I'll wait till they tell their family I'm the one.
You find out that so many women cheat, now imagine how bad it'd be if Chad dropped his standards and intentionally went after peoples wives & girlfriends. I could easily ruin hundreds of lives.
How can any of you ex-robots fall in love with women, when you know that she wouldn't have liked you before you became Chad
>>25502803
you don't intentionally go after gf's and wives, that's dumb.
what actually happens is you go after a woman and she doesn't tell you that she's someone's gf or wife.
>>25502803
>wanting to be a demon
>not fighting for justice
We're all entitled to our own life choices I suppose.
>>25502867
You are naive.You are also a cuck
How does one go about finding a book online for free without torrenting? I just want to read A Slow Death about Hiroshi Ouchi for fuck's sake. pls gooby
why are you asking here idiot
fuck you
>>25502799
Are you stupid? Rhetorical question.
>Help me find something on the internet.
You have to be at least 18 to post on this site.
>>25502835
no u
everywhere else has failed me. help anon?
It's time, post normies getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.
http://wtkr.com/2016/01/04/social-media-star-bryan-silva-arrested-after-standoff-in-charlottesville/
>>25502714
That was the dude who made the gay porn video and was on tosh.0, right? Guess his web redemption didn't work out too well, huh.
>>25502769
https://www.queerty.com/gay-adult-film-star-turned-vine-celebrity-bryan-silva-arrested-after-tense-armed-standoff-with-police-20160104
man this guy is such a fucking retarded cunt.
https://vine.co/v/M5VFTixOVn3
why don't you just lift? it will help with your depression and give you the body of a chad.
>>25502695
I did, didnt help either
because /fit/ hates cardio and it kills gains.
i wanna be a speedy skellington
>give you the body of a chad.
What about the people that are short or ugly (or both)? Normies not only give bad advice but they give the same advice every time.
Post in this thread only if guilt is currently your only motivation to live.
Can't bear the thought of making mom cry
^ This. I don't wanna be remembered as the fuckup sibling that just offed himself. I guess I already kind of am, though.
>>25502573
>>25502536
senpai....i....I can't cope with these feels
