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pepe is dead
wojak is dead
its over, the normies won.
please just delete this fucking board now
>>25500715
How new are you? That ads been there for months.
>>25500715
a dude from /agdq/ made that game as a cheap cash in
>>25500772
No shit, he's also the one that makes these threads so that people will download it to see what it's like and he gets ad money.
LETS SEE HOW CHAD YOU ARE
>>25500595
Only thing I got is that women come up and talk to me.
>>25500595
Literally none.
The drinking buddies one I guess but we don't really drink very often.
>>25500668
was it at a bar tho?
Anyone else /kindpost/ here?
Edginess is passe. Being kind is good for the soul and the mind.
>>25500586
why should i be kind when reality isn't kind back
>>25500586
I like you anon.
This is orblox post my nigguh
>>25500586
Go suck a fat turd log you nigger fuck
>tfw I can never watch all the great porn posted in /gif/ because I cum in like <5 min
>>25500583
get gud scrub
anus milk
there's a lot of talented people there
I'll just leave this riiiighhtt here.
>>25500511
whoops
https://itunes.apple.com/app/id1051479566
what is this?
blox
>>25500524
Android apk? I can't find it.
>Staying up all night to fix my fucked sleep pattern
Who else shitty sleepers?
Tried that before. Don't do it because you'll literally just end up right back where you started, only more tired.
>>25500520
How else would i fix it?
>>25500584
Idk take some nyquil or benadryl or something. Then set an alarm at a reasonable time but not too early.
She's your exgf. She shrunk you to the size of an ant and is making fun of you. She can hear everything you say. What do you do?
>>25500316
run for the nearest electric socket, crawl inside and fucking kill myself.
You're a big girl...!
djoad
>>25500392
For you
>>25500316
Don't forget where you are, normalscum, this will never happened because never got a gf
>Dream you have a gf
>Wake up
>Reach for her
>Realize she was all in your head
i remember this one time I dreamed i had a gf, and when I woke up I spent ages looking through my phone for her number, then I realised it was a dream.
>>25500219
i fortunately have this dream only once a year or so but it's so fucking emotionally potent and magical and the wake-up is so goddamn wrenching that i never forget it
Nothing more poignant than forming a close bond with someone in a dream and forming a true attachment to them... only to wake up and realise that you never really had that friendship, and the best friend you thought you had is now pretty much a stranger.
Why are blond haired, blue eyed "men" always so pathetically beta?
>>25500199
What you say, faggot?
>>25500238
I bet at night he takes it up the ass from his black strap-on wearing girlfriend
>>25500238
He said "Why are blond haired, blue eyed "men" always so pathetically beta?"
>tfw 2 chad duck hunters found dead at the bottom of a lake and the dog lives
ducks got their revenge in the end :')
>>25500177
Go ducks!
>>25500177
ducks got their revenge
will us robots? it's been almost 2 years now... can someone step up?
>>25500177
>tfw those Chad duck hunters might've been cool feat bros who hunted ducks
You never know...
who /can'tdrive/ here?
>been driving on my learners license for 5 years
>failed the test to get my proper license 6 times already
>going into another driving test tomorrow
>can't park
>can't start the car without stalling
>can't change gear without the car convulsing
>gonna fail again
Goddammit how the fuck do normies DO this?
>>25500110
>can drive
>have nice car
>decide to live NEET lifestyle and never go outside
>just let parents have my car
meh, you aint missing much but constant anxiety about when it's next going to break.
>>25500200
Yeah, problem is that I live 10km outside of my small town, so if I want to go anywhere, I've got to drive
>>25500110
Can't drive either. I used to have lessons but driving honestly scares me.
>Get in driver's seat
>Sweat profusely
Some girl that owed me hot dogs just asked me if I want them today. She also told me her parents are gone for a week and shes got her house to herself.
Should I fap beforehand?
>>25499893
No.
Absolute original comment with no copying
>>25499893
How the fuck does someone owe someone else a hot dog?
>>25500383
M8 does it matter? Im getting laid and I need aome tips because im undoudbtedly going to fuck it up. Fuck the hot dogs
>be poorly dressed and have uncombed hair most of my school life
>senior year comes and i sit next to this introverted boy who's pretty polite
>i smile at him to show my niceness and he reciprocates
>we continue to have nice exchanges
>one day i decide that i'm tired of looking like shit so i come to school dressing good, hair done, and makeup on
>he gets visibly irritated at me and turns his nose up at me
Why? My personality didn't change.I just want friends
>>25499852
>Why? My personality didn't change.
he nose your dolled up four chad on thee sighed
>>25499852
you're leaving out a lot of information, that would be necessary to explain his behaviour in this instance
>>25499852
Most of us aren't snot-nosed kids anymore and will not treat you like that.
In reading this you are already responsible, so let's play a little game. I am going on another hunt. You may pick my next prey. Alternately, you may choose to guess what sort of hunter I am, what my prey is, and how I hunt. If you do so successfully I will forego hunting... this time.
Like any predator, you would know me for my camouflage. My prey doesn't see through it. When I hunt it is typically by ambush after stalking. I have venom like a snake, but my blood runs hot. No one is sure just when I have struck. My last prey smiled as I finished my meal, but cried when they realized that they had been eaten. One hunt can sustain me for months.
My first potential prey is a dark fox. Furtive ways, cunning moves, and a clever nose it has. If the fox can smell me coming I would let it go, but it would be among my favorite prey to hunt and a lovely trophy.
Then there is the white sable. Buried in furs and masking scents, it has big ears. If it heard me coming I would let it go. It would be an easy hunt. The sable has it's own merits as a prize.
Finally there is the blue eyed doe. It makes such a noise as it runs through the underbrush that all know it's whereabouts. If it saw me coming I would let it go. It would be the most enjoyable sport by fair. The blue eyed doe could sustain me for over a year.
The urge to hunt is strong. Pick my prey, or name me.
Hunt pussy and by hunt, I mean alley rape.
>>25499797
pedophile. The answer is always pedophile.
>>25499882
Nay you have it wrong.
hafta get a job?
>>25499767
where should i apply
>>25499975
libary
>number of posters: 1
