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Starting college tomorrow.
Can't sleep because anxiety and nervous. What should I expect tomorrow? I'm 23 starting late because reasons
>>25502030
Go crush some puss brobot
>>25502030
Don't answer questions unless called on.
Don't ask for permission to use the restroom.
Don't expect people to talk to you.
Don't approach women unless you're hot, unless you want a false rape accusation and expulsion.
>>25502030
If you show up and demonstrate you're making an attempt, it's highly unlikely you'll get failed
I found out something really crazy the other day. I accidentally cut myself with a knife while prying open a hard drive and I started bleeding.
BUT THEN
Some crazy shit happened.
If you cut a rock, the rock is permenantly cut. But when I cut my finger, days later, IT'S LIKE I WAS NEVER CUT.
My body regenerated guys. Microscopic thingies on my body filled in the cut and regrew my skin and tissue cells.
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
yeah it is called YOUR BODY IS FUCKING HEALING ITSELF
READ A MEDICAL BOOK!
My cousin has this. Cut off your dick and it will grow back twice as big.
>>25502022
Try your head next OP.
So would you anons agree that
Hot milk > Cold milk
?????
ever drink milk with ice? sounds odd but try it.
>>25501844
Sociability
is hard enough for me
take me away from this big bad world
and agree to marry me
I will timestamp myself drinking a tall cold glass of milk if you don't fuck off with your shit opinions buddy
>tfw no big titty viking gf
>>25501830
Eat it like lasagne nigger.
>tfw no Viking gf to go around burning Churches down with
>>25501871
Fun hobby. Great man. A friend of mine told me about him writing a book about why jews are the cause of all shit in the world.
Ever told on a nigga?
>>25501777
Ever squeeze a trigga?
>>25501777
Ever set a nigga up?
>>25501777
e-40 is such overrated trash.
Dont care about sex or women anymore
Is this it?
>>25501685
This is only the beginning of the magical journey towards wizardry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJZiSkYuhw4
Yes
i care about sex and i care about women.
i can't believe but im still kind of stuck on "her" although she hasn't been available to me for 4 years and will stay this way.
i'm just happy with the little crumbs that i do get. the dreams are sweeter than the real thing because i don't know what i'd actually do if she were mine.
Is taking like 100 to 200 mgs of diphenhydramine a night for the last 6 month's dangerous? My heart hurts
>>25501676
Good night sweet heart ;_;
>>25501676
Find a better drug to abuse
>>25501704
I do . I use oxycodone and oxymorphone I just don't have the money to do them any more the twice a week.
I feel like shit /r9k/, I made my grandma cry in front of my family
>having family over after new years
>everyone gets into a discussion about how they spent holidays when they were kids
>everything is all dandy and swell
>being the awkward fuck I am I never said anything and just stood there
>see grandma is quiet
>ask her how she spent her holidays
>grandpa looks at me weirdly
>grandma sighs deeply and explains how she never really celebrated the holidays with much cheer
>she grew up in Eastern Nazi Germany during WW2
>talked about the food shortages
>talked about how her sisters and brothers died from disease
>wait it gets worse
>gets to the part about how the russians came in and fucked everything up
>ransacking towns
>raping every woman
>shit like that
>grandma in tears at this point
>mfw
>mom comforts her
>dad and brothers look at me like a total asshole
>go to my room and don't talk to anyone for the rest of the day
I swear to god I didn't know that. I don't think it is my fault for causing this. I don't know what the fuck to do
>get a new grandma
>>25501637
>Update
Ask her for sex.
i think its time to find a new family. youve clearly ruined this one.
Dear Robots, I'll let you in on a little secret. For Chad, every girlfriend is a practice girlfriend. That's what allows you to reach the end boss.
It's never too late to LEVEL UP.
>>25501635
Chad doesn't have a practice gf because he's never looking for a gf. He's just looking for fucks.
>>25501635
Are there different degrees of pgfs? Like entry-level to advanced? How do I know when to lvl up?
>>25501635
>tfw you actually have a practice gf
>tfw I was off /r9k/ for a few weeks
>tfw I came back to see this epic new meme
It's a sign you guys
I'm on to something here
So I'm with with a sort of robot - type guy...he was nice and never tried to force sex on me, so I thought it would be go out with him. Well, now he lives with me, my minimum wage job supports the two of us, and he refuses to do any sort of chore. He hardly even bathes anymore? I thought he would change for the better if I supported him and gave him encourage, but he does fuck all. Should I stick with this NEET loser? I really do love him though...
>stories that aren't true: the thread
>>25501541
Dump him Caitlin
>tfw you'll never be a house husband
>tfw you'll never have the whole house spotless and dinner prepared every night when your waifu gets home from work
if you started working out in your teens, maybe you would've had mirring grils and wouldn't have become a robot. What is stopping you from doing it now?
>>25501539
girls will cheat even if you spend your whole life being body concious, what's the point?I do work out anyway
>>25501539
Because lifting, like all things, depends on genetics
Wide hips -> You look like either a rectangle or a t-rex
Manlet -> Overcompensating
Ugly -> Very Over compensating
Low test -> Waste of time
Basically it only helps Average to tall normies
>>25501539
>go to the gym
>been lifting for ~4 years
>see qt and her fat friend trying to work out for new years
>i'm an autistic retard
>realize she will just reject me because i'm ugly
>go home
>fap to hentai
Why don't you listen to high-testosterone manly music instead of whatever sweater-core pussy rock or angst-metal that you're into?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c3rY5nqh-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHr5Mj4AbUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goZGqo1-DDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS8_MxGQ-N0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEM0uCRW-uI
Step aside, let me show you some real High-test music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4hQ4J4BFOM
wat the fuk op.
because im a big pussy and i like listening to big pussy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRVkFgJrQnk
pretty jud music coming through
https://youtu.be/kuq9vGBXgD0
Where did we go wrong? Why are all women shit now?
women aren't shit. im just waiting for mine to come to me.
i have my dreams.
When they got the right to vote
>>25501498
When Hitler lost
I bought 300 disposable razors a few years ago and my last one is worn to shit.
>I have zero motivation to find another bulk pack.
>I've desensitized myself from going to the nearby pharmacy every couple weeks for a new set.
>I'm not spending 60 fucking dollars for a "real" razor that I have to clean every time I use it.
>My buzzer is strictly for pubic hair.
How do I deal with this, robots?
I use these.
sign up for Harry's, they deliver the blades to your doorstep and it's a cheaper / better shave than those blue fuckers
too lazy to post pic
Buy a bulk pack on amazon/ebay?
>Start new job
>qt co-worker who I get on ok with
>Look her up on Facebook
>She's 26 and has a 10 year old son
DROPPED.
Good to see some people like to start them young, I guess.
Well, you didn't have a chance with her to begin with so it's good you dropped her
>>25501459
Everytime. Been there, anon. If she gives you attention it's because she senses weakness- don't let her win, be mean to her if she tries. But not hard enough that she yells harassment. Mean just so she respects that you're her superior and moves on.
