This has been my Steam pic since 2010.
dubs chooses my new one.
Rolling for this one OP
Regard my digits pham
Okay, sure.
Roll.
>tfw too confident and aggressive for weak willed robots and NEETS and scare them all off
you say you want women to initiate and when they do you run away :^(
chad is waiting...
>>25499851
too ugly for chad anon, plus I kind of like timid little doe boys
>tfw no herbivore bf to stalk down in the wild
>>25499736
Anon I highly doubt you're confident or aggressive, and if you are, you most likely don't come off as attractive. I'm sure you met loads of edgy autists such as the personality you describe yourself being.
+18 only
which is worse school or being a wagecuck?
>>25499670
wagecuck by far
learning feels nice and you can always take a day off if you feel like it with no consequences
School...duh
At least wageslaves get money.
>tfw [high]schoolcuck and wagecuck at the same time
jfmsuf
people go to school to become wagecucks
so school
Posted this on /b/ and /fit/ without much luck, so I came here because you guys don't judge others. What do you guys think is necessary to fuck someone like taylor swift. Or any "high-society" women who are literally the top 0.00001% in both, looks and personality. What does it take to reach that caliber? I made a list:
>high test, but without baldness
>At least 6'2'' (6'5'' + is preffered)
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>>25499638
who the fuck cares, he could do way better than Taylor Swift, the fucking giraffe looking whore
>>25499702
But if Taylor has these standards, imagine what the other top-tier women must have as standards.
>>25499638
>I'll never come close to what he is
It's just money, he was an ugly runt before his music started to kick off
Just brushed my teeth with toothpaste for the first time in a few years.
I've got a disgusting mint taste in my mouth now. Normies actually like this?
>>25499590
not normies, just anyone that's not a disgusting neckbeard
minty breath is the comfiest of all feels
So you fell for the hygienic jew? Brushing wears down your enamel bro, just swish with some vodka and you kill all the bacteria.
>>25499590
i went on a few years without brushing my teeth. then one time at a dentist he scrubbed my teeth and they were clean again and I could touch the rock hard pearly whites with my tongue and he told me "that's how teeth should always feel like". have been brushing since, i like not having soft mush covered teeth
meme thing is I had 0 holes at that checkup and since have always had them
Alright so I realize this is some kind of gay meme but does any female actually want to be my practice gf? I'm going to need experience if I hope to please a qt trans gf in the future.
Don't worry I'm not going to get attached since this is just for practice however you must be willing to have sex with me.
This is what I'm looking for, pic related is practice gf material
>>25499588
(Am straight CIS guy)
Do you see yourself as garbage too? Otherwise that's pretty disrespectful.
>>25499641
No I don't hold myself to my own standards
>>25499588
thats a pretty qt practie gfwho is she
Does anyone browse here everyday?
For how long?
If you don't what else do you do?
What else is out there?
I browse instead of working desu.
My daily schedule is like this:
>wake up
>brush teeth
>floss/waterpik
>mouthwash
>drive to school
>spend four hours on school
>come home
>play CoD/browse 4chan
>go I work
>come home
>eat maybe,...
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when i can i'll browse for hours
other than that i draw and chill on niche forums
>>25499519
That sounds pretty horrible.
Do you enjoy doing any of that?
How do you manipulate or guilt trip a girl who went through a break up into sending nudes?
She's got fragile self esteem too.
tell her youll kill her and eat her flesh to gain her power unless you get piccies of the breasts and vagina senpai
She's already sent nudes to someone after a breakup. Doesn't even take a week
>>25499358
I doubt it. But anyway how can I trick her into it?
Tfw glorious Aussie welfare system gives you $1200 per month as a NEET and the 650,000 New Zealanders in my country aren't entitled to one buckaroo!
>>25500043
Why don't you just sell Kiwi meat on the black market?
>>25500043
>tfw British welfare is pretty comfy but I can't get on it without burning through my hard earned wage shekels first.
Dirty gypos will get it for nothing then steal from me lifes not fair reeeeeeeeee
>>25500060
Eyes a bit tired there from doing those reports all night for Mr. Finkelstein wagie? I just said I'm getting money for doing nothing.
>He pees in the bathroom stall
You would too if you were 4 cm flaccid.
>>25499202
I'm 4 inches flaccid
>>25499221
Good, you are big as my erect dick when flaccid.
The other night I found myself on camsite for like the first time. I never saw the point of them when porn exists.
Being a humongous faggot, I was in the transexual section and saw this one stream of a trap just laying in front of the webcam. Not showing any face, the camera was just zoomed in on the tummy and hips. S/he was just lying there with panties on, chatting with the people in the chat. And every donation milestone s/he would unzip dick for a minute, then put it back away until the next milestone.
My face doesn't pass, but I can pull off a decent...
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>>25499087
I like your new outfit blini ;)
>>25499173
I'm going to wear it for the streams.
Next milestone and I lift blanket.
>>25499087
I have thought about this too.
I have a trans friend, made $300 on her first camshow, not even that attractive, a shaved twink guy with long hair would look about the same. It's really just about encouraging people to donate, if you just give people everything they want without them needing to donate, they won't donate.
It's really best to have a friend with you, to stay in the chat as a mod and encourage people to donate constantly, when people make a request, they can say that the people...
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Why haven't you gone out for some exercise, /r9k/?
It's free.
>>25498978
because I'm already fit enough for a gf, I can lift my problems away
>>25499005
>Doing it for women
First strike, faggot.
>>25499014
At least he's not doing it for his BF!
Hikikomori thread.
How're you hanging in there anons?
How are you able to stay in for so long, do you work from home?
What's your record for not leaving your room?
Today I feel pretty shitty. I just got to university and I'm trying to go back home. Classes were cancelled today due to the weather. It's like god himself is saying "don't go out! you'll hate it!"
>>25498852
>Hikikomori
>I just got to university and I'm trying to go back home
You can't be serious. You're not a hiki, you're not a NEET. Hikis are complete shut-ins, NEETs are unemployed, not in education/formation. You go to uni. As a wageslave I go to NEET/hikis boards & threads to fantasize about having my own NEET pet. Not to see other normies. Fucking idiot.
>>25498987
>complain becouse some one going to uni
>hes a wagecuck
Fuck you and Kill your self
>I just got to university and I'm trying to go back home
Nigga what your not a Hikikomori or neet your just a normie.
The last time i left my house was about 7 or 8 months ago.
No I don't work from home but I would try it once if i found a job online.
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE, ANON.
Human women have run their course, and have all but been abandoned by your every day Joe. Luckily tomorrow is the unveiling of the most important creations of mankind:
The robo waifu
And
The genetically engineered catgirl for domestic ownership
After many battles from feminist movements to ban the inventions that would make them obsolete, they're finally hitting the market.
Now obviously, the best choice for the new love of your life is...
http://strawpoll.me/6453572
Robo waifu. It can be whatever you want, even a robo catgirl.
pic related desu
>>25499489
Robot love isn't real live faggot
Post perfect 10/10s.
>>25498626
10/10/s perfect post
remember perfect 10s only
>>25498626
that's a boy faggot-san