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>tfw no pervert gf
>>25496879
Why is she reading an empty book?
>malebot thinks he wants a pervert gf
>what he really wants is either some sub who does as he says no questions asked or generic dom who mommies/belittles him
>tfw no bf who's into bct
>>25497074
What's bct?
Give me some truly sad songs
I have severe internet retardation so I can only give you stuff from Halo if your interested.
>>25496872
https://youtu.be/XsXMrMl-I6I
everytime;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
what does happiness feel like?
>>25496781
ldk
>>25496781
The most recent form of happiness I felt made me feel like it was just me and the other person were the only things that existed and there was a humming and fluttering feeling deep down.
Like getting blown in a new Camaro.
>oneitis friendzoned me
>asks me why i'm feeling sad and messed up
>calmly explain to her that i just got fucking friendzoned
>tells me that she only dates friends
>Oh.
Not sure how to feel about this
>>25496766
If you actually used the word friendzone while talking to her, you're fucking doomed, kid.
>But you're not just a friend, you're more like my brother :^)
>>25496782
Why?
Origininallllllllll comennto
>tfw no qt legless gf
>tfw know that feel
>tfw not original comment
if you take her legs she cant run away......kek
i will never understand this fetish
what's the point of having a gf if she has no feet?
This girl self posted on /cgl/ in a white girl thread.
>those legs
>>25496601
dammit man how can we get a gf?
It's a shame they're all man hating feminazis over there.
10/10 would impregnate
>>25496601
Lol, even with mountains of makeup and her hair hiding a lot she still has an ugly face. The internet is full of photos and videos of insanely attractive women, even on 4chins, why are you so pathetic as to give attention to some 5/10 emo slut?
I wonder if people would still love this pile of shit if it's lead protagonist wasn't a bitchy cunt.
She was a literal mary sue
Is that what feminists want? Holy shit
>Literally a mary sue character
So a feminist hero is a complete and utter fantasy character who is perfect in all ways........
>>25496904
It pisses me off how she doesn't need to train at all before perfecting all the shit she does
So I started the first quest of becoming normie and rage destroyed my Gaming PC equipment which kept me slave for the past decade.
I'm free now but I have withdrawal symptoms and suddenly so much boring spare time.
I'm so addicted to videogames that now that I can't play games anymore myself I watch streams on twitch all day, watching others play on my university netbook.
What do? What are some fun time filling hobbies? I don't want to be a robot anymore.
>>25496477
agar.io brother
>>25496494
Just looked it up. Looks boring as shit desu
>>25496673
that was a test my friend, i will now think seriously at your question
Whats it like going to a doctor / physiatrist
its my first time going tommorow morning, just to a doctor who i presume will book me in with a physiatrist ?
what kind of questions do they ask? whats it like?
and general mental health/complaining thread
any experiences, anyone?
Psychologists/psychiatrists usually start with the question "why are you here" or "what do you believe I can do for you" and go from there.
If you think you're depressed they'll probably ask you questions about how you've been feeling lately , how long you've felt like that and why you think you've been feeling like that.
There are a bunch of standard questions they'll ask, none of which I feel are really important to know beforehand.
Be honest. Lying will only cost the both of you time.
>>25497061
is it 100% confidentl? how do they treat you? i dont wanna be treated like a basket case.
Jeez, My mom is having loud sex with her boyfriend again.
>>25496369
are you fapping to your mom's screams?
Tell them to shut the fuck up.
Please
Vocaroo it maybe
Don't tell me you can hear it through the walls?
And by ''happy'' I mean completely fulfilled and satisfied with your life.
5 minutes of bliss when wanking doesn't count.
2 hours of joy when drunk doesn't count.
Hell, 1 month of being productive with your life before slipping back into NEET habits doesn't count.
I mean the last time you were content with your life and didn't think this feeling would end.
For me it was early 2012, exactly 4 years ago.
>Studying hard sciences at A Level and doing pretty well
>No uni planned but with gap year plans
>Decent-sized social group and plenty of social interaction
>Normal body shape for 18 year old
>Intelligent, 7/10 lass interested in me and practically begging for a relationship
It all went to shit. I spent most of 2012 and 2013 with horrible personal hygiene on the dole, and 2014-present as a wagecuck before giving up every job with my personal record being 5 months.
How about you, robots?
I usually feel pretty good until I talk to someone, yeah I'd prefer a life of adventure or something but since that's not really possible it's best just to get /comfy/
>>25496077
What caused that? Same for me and same time frame even.
>>25496793
I don't know, I feel my self-esteem collapsed due to getting overweight. From then it was a domino effect.
Tbh, I think my core NEET issues have been present since childhood and surfaced/became impossible to hide during the end of high school.
>tfw wake up
>tfw jack off
>tfw you woke up
>>25495982
>tfw in bed and about to go to sleep
>tfw jack off
>tfw can't sleep for the rest of the night
>tfw wake up
>tfw nose bleed
>tfw so pathetic that i can't even get a practice gf
>>25495878
This meme is pretty good. Girls here are going to become even more paranoid. And it would less our chances of fucking them. In a way we are cucking ourselves.
>>25495945
Implying there was a chance in the first place
>>25495878
get a practice practice gf senpai
Obscure feels thread.
>tfw you wanted a Gameshark when you were a kid
>tfw you thought you could make a code to make your waifu come out of the game and be real
>tfw you had a detailed plan for keeping her at your house and waiting out the next decade or so until you could get married
>tfw you actually believed this would work
>tfw your parents never bought you a Gameshark
At least no money was wasted and I didn't have to deal with the emotional devastation to my autismal young mind.
Bump for great autism.
>>25495837
>tfw New Year's Eve came about I would dream up scenarios of magicians cooking up a diabolical plan
>tfw dreamed I had friends and we all try to stop them
>tfw dreamed I get pushed to the brink of death but be brought back by the love of my waifu
>tfw we won in the end
>tfw 21 and still imagine this
I am the autism.
>>25496060
>I am the autism.
We are all the autism.
>never interact with anyone on campus
>forced to watch several hours worth of videos on sexual assault
>graphic descriptions of sexual assault from the victim's perspective is supposed to prevent real rapists from raping
>mfw it would just turn them on and encourage them to hear how much they devastated their life
>one video is dedicated to slut-shaming and double standards
Why do universities shove this shit down your throat as if everyone is having sex? I get it but being the outlier is bullshit.
I'm in an arts uni in London and I don't have to put up with this shit
Feminism is just ignored, whenever the context theory tutors try and force it everyone rolls their eyes including the women
I've slayed a bunch of drunk girls and there's been nothing but awkwardness because they don't know how to bring it up while sober
Without uni and lots of alcohol I would never have gotten laid I'm sure
>>25495819
>Why do universities shove this shit down your throat as if everyone is having sex?
Because decent unis dont have this shit.
Dutch tech uni here, as far as i know no university here would put you through that bullshit if you didnt pick some bullshit gender study or something.
>>25495953
I'm in computer science.
Forgot to mention this video has "trigger warnings" too.
