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Does any femanon want to be my practice gf? Reading all these practice gf threads are making me want one.
I don't mind how ugly or boring you are. I will keep you company and treat you right, you won't even know you're my practice gf. We will go on all sorts of adventures. Maybe you can even be upgraded to real gf.
Don't you know? They all want Chad. Seriously this one sentence should be stickied.
>>25492348
Then I can be their practice bf too, they can cheat on me with Chad. Nothing turns Chad on more than a woman who's in a relationship. It's a challenge for him.
>>25492399
Then you're a fucking cuck. You deserve to get chopped up and mixed into cat food. But you know what? No one would buy that fucking cat food because no one wants their cat to be a cuck.
Now seriously. Would you honestly abandon your pride for a chance at having a girlfriend? Are you that pussy-whipped?
What is the most traumatizing event in your life?
parents were late in coming home so i went to bed, woke up to get a call from their friends that they died in a car crash
>>25492214
being told my waifu is shit
my cousin almost docked in my pooper when I was 10
What's your excuse for not dressing like Chad?
You may not have great facial aesthetics or a chiseled physique, but you can always control how you dress.
I'm a normie college student, I usually wear a lot of athletic/sports clothing, I don't think I could afford to dress like Chad and I'd look out of place in the dorms.
lipstick on a pig desu
Without having great facial aesthetics and chiseled physique you will always look like a clown. Thing that can be changed don't matter much to your life. If they did, they couldn't be changed.
What were your dreams today? Or atleast what you remember.
I dreamed I went to school for some reason and some bitch suddenly gets super horny and says 'wow you got such wide shoulders' and so I partially ignored her and somehow agree to meet up and when we meet up she suddenly changes her mind or something so she walks away and I scream 'COME HERE!' and she starts messing with my face to change my emotions or something but I start smiling broadly just to taunt her and then she leaves. And I remain in the restaurant with my confusing emotions. What is rong with me?
You?
I dreamed that people were attacking the house. I have guns, but I couldn't find any ammunition. I was running around looking in every place where I could have possibly stashed ammo, but I found none, and I got increasingly desperate and frantic because they were almost inside and I knew I was going to be killed.
Finally I found one single .45 round on the floor, and I fired, but missed. The dream ended with me being killed.
>>25492371
Shit that sucks. /k/? I remember dying in every single dream as a kid/teenager I mean I woke up right before I died but still. Wtf is up with that? It lasted till I was 20 or so.
>>25492433
You can't actually process death, so that's why we always wake up just before dying in the dream.
I always used to fall/drive off bridges and wake up just as I hit the water.
and I don't really go on /k/ but I do like my guns.
>see a cute guy at the coffee shop
>hope to god he comes by and introduces himself
>he doesn't
>cry myself to sleep
Just end it
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>>25492061
yep splark blark. i agree sinfeld_
OP? ur faggot gtfo of this borad fucking retard kid
>>25491990
>drinking coffee
>drinking coffee in public
>leaving the house
kys srsly
>be black guy
>go on okc
>strictly want a non-white gf
>to make myself clear i put "NO WHITE WOMEN PLEASE" in my description
>suddenly inbox gets flooded with angry white roasties calling me a racist, and pleading with me.
>mfw white women aren't so great.
shower fantasy thread?
>>25491915
>new years eve me and my frend who is black went out
> He was getting hit on the entire night by an Eastern European woman
>She was clearly intrested in black guys touching his hair and saying "black guys have big dicks"
> her husband was standing next to her and my friend was trying to avoid both of them
>Husband was shouting at my friend and completely ignored the fact that it was entirely his wifes fault
>be white woman
>go on okc
>strictly want a white bf
>to make myself clear i put "NO BLACK MEN PLEASE" in my description
>suddenly inbox gets flooded with angry chimps and porchmonkeys calling me a racist, and pleading with me.
>mfw black men aren't so great.
mfw I thought it would be a good idea to have dinner w/ my 14yo gf parents. I look really young though I think I pulled off at least 17.tfw 23[, tfw they adored me/spoiler]
>>25495426
Living the dream anon, I'm still young, I'd bag a 14-16 (prime period of innocence+hotness) if no one knew.
>tfw 23
Faggot, you're a pedo.
>>25495426
>tfw they adored me
i don't see the problem as long as you don't live in burgerland where everything under 18 is PEDO
I thought that Grimes was a meme tier artist but Art Angels is truly an exceptional album,
>>25491913
>Art Angels is truly an exceptional album
that's her worst album.
>>25491934
always some hipster faggot..
>>25491934
It's the first one that isn't just solely made using shitty fruityloops samples.
#GoneOliver
https://www.change.org/p/hbo-replace-john-oliver-with-a-woman
I feel like /pol/ is behind this petition
>>25491862
Oh look /pol/ trying too hard again. What a surprise
>>25492062
who cares, it has potential
I just got the results back from college about whether or not i'm still eligible for financial aid.
I lost it all, my gpa was .3 pts away from passing me. Now I'm fucked and I already registered for my next semester. My total is $1,928, I had $10k in financial aid. I also have a really fucking low paying job.
Any ideas to make money quick or should i just dropout?
>>25491839
rob and steal my nigga, rob and steal
people literally carry money around all the time, just take it from them
>but that's mine!
and now it's mine, normie
>>25491839
Robbing a bank is pretty easy. You don't even need to shoot anybody these days, just slip the teller a note saying you're robbing the place and that you won't kill anyone unless they put a dye pack in.
And then you just drive away. Of course you've got to make sure the bank is really far away so it's harder for them to track you down afterward.
>>25491839
wardrobe agriculture. stagger a 5 plant crop so you have decent money coming in each month. sell in weights no lower than an oz, ideally find some guy to supply regularly. get fit at home too. tell nobody about your little nefarious business
>2016
>not being babykiller
who here /killspregnantsluts/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUFnMh7lkho
>>25491821
>btw im a girl :3
This thread is now about how old you were when you grew out of metal.
12 here
>>25491863
REEEEEEEEE ROASTIE CUNT DIEEEEEEEE
On a scale of Robot to Turbo Chad, rate the name of the poster above you. Pic unrelated
Aaron
>>25493850
Nice Brooklyn Man/10
Victor
>>25493850
Robot
Vince
>>25493850
Makes me think of the spergy kid in my grade that ran like naruto
>>25493866
Qt Russian spy (pls be my bf)
Jasmine
Who /starting to outgrow/ 4chan here?
>>25491759
I've outgrown it and returned many times over the last 10+ years. We're here forever m8, there's nowhere else on the internet to talk to people like we do here.
>>25491759
Haven't you seen the banner? You (and we) are here forever.
Some boards and threads are alright.
Just look like pic related and you'll get tons of pussy, anon.
I have tattoos and it hasn't gotten me any pussy yet
>>25491743
Baltino is the dumbest race ever and sounds like a mixed drink. They also always look terrible.
>>25491743
If I was a girl I'd run for the hills. He looks like a criminal.
For 2016 I want to learn a foreign language, but I can decide which one
Which language does /r9k/ think I should learn?
>>25493112
Francais. It's widely used.
>>25493112
Arabic, habibi
inshallah
>>25493209
Am currently learning Arabic, can confirm it is masterrace language.
Plus Arab qts are the best.
