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> fapping
> prematurely cum
> it gets all over the place
> didn't even have an orgasm because of the premature cum
> clean up and listen to kings of leon
anybody else?
>anybody else?
No, I don't know this feel because I've been kegeling for > 10 years. I can edge for hours. Start kegeling, friend
>kings of leon
Start listening to better music too, friendo
>>25487536
>Start kegeling, friend
not him but I can't senpai.
I've tried, but I can only stop the flow instinctively, can't do it consciously
kings of leon are literal pleb tier impotent horseshit just like you op
![hypnotoad_by_genghisdani-d5t8ixt[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dpEiXAo.jpg "hypnotoad by genghisdani-d5t8ixt[1]")
>1990 - Men require women in order to fulfill their sexual and emotional needs. In return for these services men give them everything they want, compliment them and treat them well.
>2016 - Women no longer required for sex or relationships due to readily available waifu simulators and sex toys. Men no longer have to give women everything they want, hence women are required to work hard in order to make a living. Women are upset about this, and attempt to emasculate any man who does not conform to the old, out of date system.
TL;DR Women no longer needed, roasties buttfrustrated. No more will we be slaves to walking vaginas.
>>25487369
what a time to be alive and original
>>25487369
Being a celibate and a spiritual man is the only way you can trandescend your slavery to women and take back your natural authority over women as a man in this feminist society.
>>25487418
>>25487369
Also no fap along with being a celibate.
OP what makes you think waifus will eliminate the desire for women? Pornography and your hand or fleshlights hasn't stopped men form wanting women. In fact these men tend to be the most desperate hence this board. Believe it or not personality is just aas important as sex even know we men aren't aware of it.
>21
>live in a gommi block in France
>play a lot online fps games when not at work/school
>always carry the team
>often yell and shout racial slurs while playing with shit team
>recently, the caretaker posted a sheet of paper about disturbance of the peace
>Today
>neighbour came to tell to shut up
mfw my autism level might has come to the knowledge of someone else than my close family
also afraid of legal actions against my person
also living with parents
>>25487359
mdrr
You're too old to be raging at people over the internet, on a game no less.
>>25487359
>School
>Work
GET OUT NORMIEEEEEEE
>>25487378
I can't help it
>>25487450
>21
>kissless fuck
>somehow not a robot
Don't lie, /r9k/, this was you and your mom at one point.
>>25487346
>bitch has no idea she's training her kid to be king beta
>bitch has no idea he's going to have a fucked up life because of these actions
>its not even her fault as every person who has been abused instinctively turns their kids into people afraid of their own shadow and has been taught from birth never to infringe upon others, so much so that he never does even if the infringing is welcome
>as a women who has been abused and treated like crap in the past
Why are memes are always real?
Thank god I have an alcoholic misogynist father, he was the anticuck potion of my childhood.
I want to fuck this hamster
>>25487286
She is for petting not for lewds!
>>25487304
THIS!
f
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>>25487552
I really fucking hate ebina and her honkering teeter totters
>live in a house with 5 normie STEM nerds
>roommates girlfriend just moved in with him
>he didnt really ask any of us she just showed up one day and hasnt left
>she brought her pet snake and left it in our living room
>she's been in the shower for 30 minutes now :/
where is the issue
there is no issue
>>25487303
his roommate allowed his gf to move in without consent from the other roommates
>free the snake when there is nobody watching
>it scares the shit out of everyone
>nobody can sleep because snake can be lurking right next to you
>bitch and her bf are forced to leave
Does anyone else feel bad for women? They fucking suck and they know it
>>25487226
>get everything in life for free
>never have to work if they don't want to
>impossible for them to be alone
>everyone is nice to them no matter what
no
>Does anyone else feel bad for women
It's just your beta male genes trying to trick you into giving up resources.
>>25487268
This. And they still complain constantly about it. Literally life on easy mode
Who /schizoid/ here?
>No need for social contact except for sex occasionally
>Doesn't like people around
>Indifferent to social norms but not obnoxious
>Living in fantasy
/schizoid/ reporting in
>that self control so that you don't burst out all your hate of your life against humans every minute
>>25487160
No you're not. You just quoted the symptoms nearly verbatim, and possibly in order. I understand you might have a crush on schizoids, but that's all.
>>25488406
So then who counts as a schizoid in your opinion?
Who else here wants /r9k/ to be finally deleted?
>its just a normie shithole by now
>It sucks up all your time without being actually funny or interesting anymore
>its going to get worse and worse
I had great times here but nowadays browsing /r9k/ just makes me sad because it went to shit
/r9k/ is awful now but every now and then a good thread that reminds me of the old days appears and I get so happy, so I keep coming back for more despite being disappointed 99% of the time. I can't stop coming back. I'm like one of those girls who stay with their cheating, abusive boyfriends.
turn r9k into the erp board, it's already halfway there
>>25487051
>tfw no more yuru yuri
The last episodes were kind of bad though, I mean, a picnic? Felt less loli like than usual
>come online
>friends change their status to Do Not Disturb
>about to change status to do not disturb
>friend comes online
>wait 5 minutes before changing it so you don't look like an asshole
>>25486660
>Stop following us Anon
>>25486660
>friends
Why haven't you fucked off yet?
Who /mentallyill/ here?
>BPD
>Aspergers
>Schizotypal
>Avoidant/Dependent>tranny
reporting in
Share meds, drugs you take, relationship stuff etc
>>25486625
are you a cute tranny or manly tranny . also why do you have ptsd ?
>>25486625
>Schizotypal
>Avoidant/Dependent
Yeah, you just diagnosed yourself with that personality test thing. Back to Tumblr you special snowflake
I'm a lesbian but wont admit it to anyone. I've slept with 5 girls and have been friends with benefits with one for nearly a year now. All while saying I'm straight, meanwhile the last, and only guy I did the deed with was back when I was 16. I'm 24.
Who here is /Fatshit/
175 6'0
Everyday I say i should work out, but after recent surgery ive been unable to. Now im just to lazy to change it. Hopefully i can at least maintain this weight
>>25486563
>175 6'0
How the hell is this fat
What is your body shape? Do you have any muscle at all?
You're being like the guy in your picture little buddy was that the joke
>>25486592
not really. Ive been told i look really soft
>2 years into uni
>cut off all contacts with old friends even though we study on the same city
>one of them just sent me a message, he wants to talk and stuff
>"come on we're both busy but I have some free time today what do you say"
>I've rejected his invitations four times because I don't want to be awkward, saying I was busy/delaying it
I don't want to be silent, have nothing to talk about and ruin everything even more, but right now we are in our home town and he could just walk here to visit me
What the hell do I do. I need topics, stuff to talk about typical things to say when you haven't met a person in years
Why''d you cut off all contact? You didn't fall for /fit/ cocoonmode meme, did you?
>>25487104
I can't really make or keep relationships, usual social ineptitude
I really need something to use when the conversation starts to get slower. He's a good friend and I don't want to be remembered by him as awkward and boring
These are the symptoms of avoidant personality disorder. I have it too and isolate myself from all friends because Im such a worthless loser. What would I talk about with guys who have wifes, girlfriends, well paid jobs? Nothing, there is nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj-B42gXcoQ
Here is a poem by roboChad Henry Rollins about "not fitting in." Do you relate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HGb7yo4SFM
i highly encourage you to watch this video after the one OP posted
Was he describing himself?
There's an evil virus that's threatening mankind
It's not state of the art, it's a serious state of the mind
The muggers, the backstabbers, the two faced elite
A menace to society, a social disease
To brainwash the mind is a social disorder
The cynics, the apathy one-upmanship order
Watching beginnings of social decay
Gloating and sneering at life's disarray
Eating away at your own self esteem
Pouncing on every word that you might be saying
To attack someone's mind is a social disorder
The constitution, the government, martial law order
Superficially smiling a shake of the hand
As soon as your back is turned treason is planned
When every good thing's laid to rest
By the governments hate, by the constitution and their lies
And every time you think you're safe
And when you go to turn away
You know they're sharpening all their knives
All in your mind
All in your head
Try to relate it
All in your mind
All in your head
Try to escape it
Without a conscience they destroy
And that's a thing that they enjoy
They're a sickness that's in all of our minds
They want to sink the ship and leave
The way they laugh at you and me
You know it happens all the time
But it only happens in your mind
The rats in the cellar you know who you are...
Or do you?
Watching beginnings of social decay...
Let's talk about cute girls from their perspective. Cute girls are like us, they wake up every day and live their life doing whatever. But unlike us, they are cute girls. They probably live in a permanent state of bliss of everyone being nice to them and getting constant attention. They might not even realize this or even think they are ugly.
What's it like being cute? Are there cute girls on this board? If so please share your views on life
why is it that robots think being born a woman puts you in heaven or a constant state of bliss? have you never been around a girl for long enough to know thats not true? have you never been around a girl?!?!
Does your mom or your aunts and female cousins seem like their constantly in bliss?
>>25486422
ugly women can get any man they want.
ugly men are doomed for life.
>>25486422
My sister gets constantly hit on. If she wanted dick she just has to grab a guy and drag him off, or let herself be dragged off.
It's just not an issue for you girls.
But we're talking past each other of course, true casual sex (TRUE casual sex, not just hookups or tinder dates or fuckbuddies) isn't something 99% of girls seem to want.
