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how come sometimes when you fuck a girl her pussy makes white creamy shit that gets all over your dick? doesnt happen all the time.
inb4 some other dude's cum or other hilarious shit.
>>25481533
my gf's juice does this too but I think it's because of the birth control she's on
it literally is another man's cum. You're a cuckold, normalfag.
>>25481591
>i posted it anyway xD
>tfw you realise your lifetime of suffering is the result of your parents having a moment of sexual pleasure
>>25481491
What if you were conceived in vitro?
>>25481515
you're not human. kek
my parents are so autistic I am pretty sure they only had sex a few times to try and have me and didn't even enjoy it
>meet a chick
>chick is a little weird but super interesting
>talk every fucking day, all day
>meet up and go on multiple dates
>everything goes amazing
>you both express you like each other
>sexually and personality wise
>shit gets super fucking personal
>you realize shes afraid of commitment, and growing up
>maybe it could work?
>fight deep down not to cut contact
>you love the conversations
>deny all the subtle signs because shes awesome to talk too.
>realize I'm wasting time and money
>we both agree friends wouldn't work because how personal we got
>cut contact
>we remove each other from everything
>rebound time
>open tinder
>have 650 matches
>message people for hours
>inb4 chad REEEEEEE
not even close, I just have professional photos and swipe right on everyone doesn't matter.
>supposed to meet up with 4 chicks the next day
>only make it to the second
>#2 is promising
>blow off 3/4
>spend all night together
>made out under the fireworks
>fucked that night
>met up everyday since Thursday
>haven't heard from old chick in over a week
>dont regret a thing
>not wasting money and time anymore
>tfw 2016 is already of to an amazing start
>tfw its only gonna get better
Don't waste your time fellow robots if shes wasting yours just cut contact. If I can do it you all can, 2016 is gonna be amazing for us all.
I know she's wasting my time, but she's the only thing I care about in this fucked up world.
>>25482124
>iktfb
Just gotta move on familia, it will suck at first but its worth it.
>>25482207
Tried cutting contact with her for over a year to move on. It didn't work and now I'm back to being an orbiter like before. I've tried everything desu. Now I just accept it.
How old were you when you outgrew 4chan?
20, I only come here out of habit now.
Been here more than a decade. There's no escape for people like us.
It lost its spark a long time ago but I just can't leave for more than a week without something compelling me to come back.
I've even made threads about how I'm never coming back only to do just that a few days later.
What's your most visited board? If it's /r9k/, what's your second most visited board?
/mu/, the music board
>>25481274
/a/
it used to be /pol/
>>25481294
this, I don't even know what I'm doing here to be honest
>just pushed the last of my friends out of my life
>don't speak with siblings
>live across the country from parents and barley speak to them, they've all but forgotten about me
>currently have no one in my life who cares about me
what do i do now?
find people you actually give a shit about
>>25481173
Meet new people, also find things that you genuinely enjoy doing and focus more energy towards them in this temporary especially slow social time in your life
Now you are free to live
Is this girl a 10/10?
Is it possible to be more attractive than this?
those fucking drawn on eyebrows
She is succubus
Nice try
>>25481172
She's not 10/10. This is.
>there are nonwhite people on /r9k/ right now
>there are people on /r9k/ RIGHT NOW who will call you a degenerate for fapping to loli
>>25481080
That's me
Should I leave?
>tfw white but lurk the black robot threads since they are nicer and post hood memes
Face it: as a straight white male, there's no need for you in this world anymore. Why haven't you just killed yourself yet?
it's not about whether the world needs me
it's about whether I need the world
too bad we're too busy bleaching all of the minorities at a rate greater than the minorities until you're all gone. the majority will always win. learn 2 biology, dumb nigger.
also sage because bait thread etc etc
> I believe that conventional equality, with a 50/50 female-to-male ratio, is an inferior system. Essentially my ideas lead to men being made a special class--a far more valued class--having choice of a myriad of women due to the difference in sex ratio. That is my intention. Men would be made more valuable, and their quality of life would be dramatically improved. They would have a subsidized existence if you will, akin to going on an all-expenses paid vacation that lasts from birth to death.
Wait a second. This is actually a great idea.
Currently we have an equal supply of women and men. But the demand for women greatly outweighs the demand for men.
So reducing the supply of men will equal things out.
And she's not saying to kill all men. Just give birth to more women.
Think about it, robots. You would have your choice out of hundreds of qts...
Who else is /1998/ here?
>born in 1997
>can't be banned for being underage anymore
>>25480923
hello reddit!original
>>25481069
>calling people reddit
>can't even make an original post
Who else here /swamp ass/ despite cool, refreshing weather?
No, because I am not obese.
Theres no stopping swamp ass
The struggle is real desu
>>25480903
Neither am I. Still get swamp ass. It's like there's a party in my pants and only Shrek was invited.
![1748840329_hookers_answer_1_xlarge[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jebmFDp.jpg "1748840329 hookers answer 1 xlarge[1]")
Help, I think that I'm addicted to hookers, they're pretty easy to find where I live and cheap, and I'm spending almost all the money that earn in them. I need a solution for this beacuse I think that I will end without money and an addiction that I coult not pay in the future.
have you tried not getting a hooker?
Go castrate yourself
>>25480913
I can't, I get so horny that I want to fuck some pussy, and wanks doesn't help beacuse they only work for a timespawn of some hours
Hey /r9k/. I'm the vandwelling anon who made a thread last week about living mobile and living in Slabcity. I said I'd post a pic of my rig but the thread 404'd, so here's one now. Anyone else want to post some pics of their dwellings? Curious to see how you guys live.
>>25480803
This is where I sleep, the seat folds out backwards, I have a futon that I keep on top of it most of the time. These pics were taken in August when I had things alot more orderly
>>25480803
Here's a view of the back where I put the futon. Like I said I usually fold the the seat back. The bed would fit whether I did or not, but its just easier to get from the front to the back this way without having to go outside.
>>25480803
how all pervasive is the speed scene at slab city? i wanted to check it out but a little worried about relapsing.
Why do girls like faggots?
Why do men get insecure over young girls liking pretty boyband members? Do you think it's better if girls refuse to acknowledge anyone but the most rugged and manly of men?
>>25480717
He's obviously gay. Literally the definition of a gay faced low t faggot. And he's a former boy band member
Here's another faggot wearing eyeliner girls seem to love.
original bump desu
![Netflix-Documentaries-The-Bridge-Embed[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6VfchAx.jpg "Netflix-Documentaries-The-Bridge-Embed[1]")
>can't even climb the railing without a bunch of normies tackling me and telling me i have so much to live for
This literally didn't happen. If this was a tangential way of asking for help with suicidal thoughts I won't help you.
>>25480595
you're right, you have nothing to live for, just do it already
>can't even buy a gun without the owner saying he's not going to sell to me
