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Which one gets the most pussy: The Athlete, The Bad Boy, or The Artist?
>>25478085
bad boy > jockey > artist fag
third one is dead so he gets no pussy
Athlete has looks fame and money so wins
Name a downside of being a woman.
Having to suck dick.
>>25478981
Not having a penis.
>>25479018
Implying you dont suck dick you faggot
>tfw its my birthday
>not a single person texted me happy birthday besides a couple family members
>try to wish you happy birthday
>muted for unorriginality
sorry anon. I tried.
>>25477897
Know that feel, familia
>>25477897
>Tried to wish you happy birthday
>Phone battery died
sorry anon. I tried, too.
>look in my area for older women on okc
>they are all looking for men their own age
I JUST WANT A MILF DAMMIT WHY THE FUCK DOES NOTHING EVER WORK WHEN I'M ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR IT I'M DONE I'M DONE I'M DONE
post more of her and good luck will come upon you senpai
Resurrecting this thread with a MILF or two
You dont find milfs, milfs find you
>hearing isolated sounds that clearly aren't real for a while(heard talking in headphones, when i wasn't listening to, don't have a virus either)
>decide to check if it might be schizophrenia as a joke
>turns out i have all of the symptoms
This is scary anons
Ive had the same sounds and noises. Dont fret over it. They come and go when they please.
>>25477922
Yeah, they tend to do that
I think they do it on purpose, to hide
We know though
apply for NEET bucks OP, live the dream
NOOOOOOOO DONT CUM INSIDE ITS NOT A SAFE DA- *spluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurt*
Is this a gay anime shitposting thread or a straight anime shitposting thread?
>>25477523
there is no such thing as a straight anime shitposting thread
>>25477501
>muh dick
This is my ultimate fetish
So is this a man or a woman?
>>25477484
that is a man you fuck
>>25477484
Its a tomboy.
>Nuke that shit from orbit
>>25477484
I really don't care
It's super qt.
>tfw already failed nofap2016 5 times
Lmao you can fap and just fail it once
Theres no further failing. It's nofap 2016. The whole year.
>>25475532
Nofap is a meme you dink
>>25475532
I failed 11 hours into my participation in /nofap2016/. Who cares though, none of this will matter in the end.
When did you realize it's impossible to get a body like Chad without taking copious amounts of steroids?
The second I started training. When I become 21-22ish I'm going to take some steroids if I still feel the need to.
>>25475105
>jeff
>closet faggot
pick both
pls go
>>25475105
SERMs breh
Barkeeper doesn't seem to be in tonight but since every other bar on the block caters to normies I figured I'd open up the place for the night since I'm around and I doubt robots have much else to do, fair warning I'm not too good with the mixed drinks though.
Come in anon and share some feels.
Hey 'keep, you got fresh mint leaves behind the counter?
I don't even drink, why the fuck am I here
>>25477021
i dont have any money .. c-can i still get a drink?
Should I kill myself?
I have been severely and clinically depressed for years. Antidepressants don't do anything. The only thing that makes me happy is getting high, but to get high I need to work to afford drugs and it's not worth it.
I love a girl I will never even talk to. I am miserable at all times. I have a loaded shotgun in my room.
Is there any reason not to kill myself? Therapy does not help either.
where did you get the shotgun?
how old are you?
why won't you talk to her?
No learn to be smug.
>watch the world burn. feelsgoodman
>>25476225
I am 20. It was a gift from my father. I can never talk to her because she lives in a different country, does not know I exist, and no doubt would want nothing to do with me. I won't kill myself over not having her though. It's more about how miserable and pointless I am.
>mfw i'd willingly share an apartment with another robot on this board
>mfw they'd probably say no because of my vagina
why even live
>>25475834
why would we want to hear you getting pounded every night?
of course any robot would say no
Looking to get my own place here soon, where you at senpai
why does your gender have the right to vote?
Time for your generally unpopular opinions, i.e. not just opinions that are unpopular here, but to the whole world.
Lower class people should be kept out of universities. It's their fault grade inflation and oversaturation exist. Get rid of dem programs and only let them in if they can demonstrate above average skill or intelligence. Idiots who get in on dem programs should just be left out altogether.
>>25470907
>lower classes should be kept out of universities
>unless they can prove above average intelligence
I agree with the latter. Anyone who wishes to attend uni should be have to demonstrate above average intelligence regardless of class.
>cold climates are comfier and more enjoyable than warm weathers
>winter >>>> summer
>vacations spent at the seaside are fucking boring
>pic related, this haircut looks fucking retarded
>spanish is an ugly and cacophonous language
>babies are ugly and stupid, all of them
>jennifer lawrence is fucking overrated. c'mon guys, she's not even that beautiful
Anarchist Communism
do robots like wet dreams?
>>25469505
bringing up my post
>>25469505
no
most the time Im not even dreaming when I have them.
Pretty much even more uncomfortable than wetting the bed.
>wake up with uncomfortable chub and not in lewd mood
>usually somewhat chafed from rubbing up against something
>wet underwear/bedding
>>25469505
No. Because they remind me how shitty, sad, and boring my life is. Also I've never actually cum from a wet dream. I just have all these sex dreams, but I never wake up with jizz anywhere...it's weird.
brain problems general
post ITT
if you have a mental illness
a disability
or have been in special education
post your meds and problems
post your storys
have you been to the loonybin yet?
are you autistic?
do you have a mental health team?
>you have a mental illness
depression, suspected sperg
>a disability
no
>or have been in special education
no
>post your meds and problems
Citalopram 20mg, lorazepam 0.5mg when insomnia sticks to me
>post your storys
22 KV, middle-low class europoor, quite asocial
>have you been to the loonybin yet?
yes, but to visit a friend of mine
>are you autistic?
I'm waiting for the diagnostic appointment
>do you have a mental health team?
not a team, just a psychiatrist
im retarded and want to die
thats all
im semi suicidal
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