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>had a dream where I was raped in the ass
>didn't like it
>>25483458
That was me dumb hoe. I'll do it again faggot ass fuck. Stick my dick so far.
Sex in dreams feels so weird. When I'm fucking something it feels nice, like blood is rushing to my penis. And when I'm getting fucked, it feels a little indescribable. I wake up with a strong sensation in my prostate though.
>>25483458
>had a dream where a sucked a gardevoir's dick
>it was really just a metallic blue featureless dildo
>I think it had tits and was my brother somehow
>I enjoyed it
go figure
How do you keep going when you're absolutely miserable?
How do you live when you can't function out there?
I just can't go on. I shut down when I see happy people, knowing I'll never have what they have. I'm trying but but I'm just pure misery. I collapsed at the gym today just because I can't take this any more. I have no other options but I can't keep going
The fact that being dead is probally boring and I can't drink then.
I can't even put my thoughts into words anymore, I just feel so nothing towards everything. Every time I try to actually think about the way I feel, I just sort of shutdown and stop thinking about anything.
Right now I'm probably the closest to actually just forgetting everything and killing myself.
>>25483532
I wish I could go back to apathy but I've surpassed it and gone straight back to intense swings into crushing misery
Who /monspubis/ here?
Why is a fat pussy so good bros?
please assist, robots
bump because I like
>>25483282
PUFFY VULVAS
U
F
F
Y
V
U
L
V
A
S
http://strawpoll.me/6358233
How do you even compete, Pepe?
Mandatory bump
Wojak master race desu and t-b-h
>>25483776
To be honest, I'm just glad that this is not being ignored at all.
Are you guys thankful to have God in your lives?
In what ways did he help you through 2015?
I'm always thank him, and I am blessed for all the trials that I face in life so that depending on how I handle them I can become stronger spiritually. I hope some of you robots can become stronger as well.
If there is a omnibenevolent god then you wouldn't have hardships in the first place.
Q.E.D.
>inb4 fedora meme from theists trying desperately to defend the hole in their ideals
>>25483203
People have free will and make their own choices.
God simply gives you guidance but doesn't force you to make decisions or choose the path of your life for you.
I graduate HS in less than 5 months
>mfw I only have three friends
>mfw no girl has ever been interested in me
>mfw I get rejected from my first choice college
>mfw I probably won't get in to the other ones
>mfw I spent all of HS on my computer learning to program and making things with code and none of it matters
>mfw I spent HS with college in my mind instead of enjoying it
Where did the time go, /r9k/?
>>mfw I only have three friends
>only
Fuck you. Be grateful for what you have.
>>25483161
Only had acquaintances because people thought I was the next school shooter in the making. Feels good desu senpai.
>>25483139
>I only have three friends
girls actually think im handsome
how do you know? you eat and shit pellets
I used to go to church because my parents did.
The girls there loved me.
I thought it would be a good idea to leave them all behind when I moved and stopped faking religion.
I was wrong.
I think its the same with me OP. I'm not the best looking guy, but girls find me handsome. Too bad I suck at talking to women and I immediately fuck it up. I've never even kissed a girl.
>ywn live in this bus
looks pretty comfy but anyone can see you through the windows
But if I want to live in a bus I want it to be driveable too tf
>>25482975
Well, it is pretty grody, bro.
Are you antisocial?
Depends. I'm know how to socialize and I'm quite good at it, I just hate people. They longer I'm around them the more they irritate me.
>>25482974
1. unwilling or unable to associate in a normal or friendly way with other people:
He's not antisocial, just shy.
2. antagonistic, hostile, or unfriendly toward others; menacing; threatening:
an antisocial act.
3. opposed or detrimental to social order or the principles on which society is constituted:
antisocial behavior.
being introverted does not mean being anti social.
2010 was 6 years ago
;_;sometimes i think that the robot should be disabled once again
Times passes. Just think that one day you'll die.
>>25482929
Everyone will die.unless we use dank memes to unlock immortality
>>25482952
how do we do that
What do /r9k/
caught my mother stealing off me and i'm too much of a pussy to do anything
stop being a pussy. There is no excuse for a mother to steal from a child. Do something.
>>25482848
Take a shit on her pillow.
>>25482875
every idea i have just ends up with me feeling guilty for the inevitable tears coming from her
If pooping feels good then why does getting ass fucked hurt so bad?
Because when you poop, your but is relaxed and ready to open, but when you get ass fucked, it's tense and tight unless you play with it for 10 minutes beforehand.
>>25482794
because it's designed for pooping, not mental illness
>If pooping feels good then why does getting ass fucked hurt so bad?
B-b-but... It doesn't hurt. It feels good too?
who /insomnia/ here?
it's 2:45 am
i need sleep
Who isn't here?
Anyone got actual real insomnia and not meme shit lifestyle insomnia?
>>25482786
im actually pretty sleepy right now
>tfw no wind-reading, ohmu-riding, dorokian-nuking, world-saving gf from the valley of the wind
why even live?
>>25482764
>Not Mononoke
Pleb
>>25482764
Underrated thread right here.
>not Fio
Best Ghibli girl right here
This is kind of an abstract feel right here. And likely one that many around here haven't felt. But I gotta ask anyway: Has anyone been with someone for a while, then seen a picture of their first partner and thought to themselves, "Fuck, I'm falling in love with them again."? Anyone?
all two of my relationships that have ended ended on good terms so I feel like I never really feel out of love with them and still enjoy being around them, the only real difference is I don't get to fuck them anymore
>first partner
>having a partner ever
stop
>>25482685
I'm sorry, brother. Trust me, I am not a Chad by any means. I'm barely one rung above other anons who have not had a partner.
