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I have a hard time being attracted to people that arent somewhat chubby/thicker. does that make me a degenerate?
>>25479296
If you're a guy and you like pic related then yes
>>25479325
I'm not a guy and I like pic related
>>25479338
If you're female, then it's not exactly normal in the "general consensus" form of the word, but it's neither degenerate nor strange. Most woman aren't prioritarily attracted to men like that, but it's not unusual for them to settle with men like that at the same time. Whatever, it's your preference. Just do him a favor and don't let him get (or worse, make him) too fat for the sake of his own health; Mm'Kay?
Got two Tinder matches and an invite to a party today? What unholy sorcerer is this???
>>25479214
you're probably invited just to be made fun of, sorry anon
>>25479214
become chad. leave this place behind
>>25479214
Oh. That was me. Just B urself. This is the one chance I am giving you
>tfw so tempted to start taking steroids
I'm a 6ft DYEL, everyone here roids and that's what women want. A chiseled body.
Does anyone here take roids? if so what do you take? Any side effects?
>inb4 some dumb cunt fembot starts blabbering on
Shut the fuck up, i don't care what you like.
>>25479179
why wouldnt you post this on fit?
>>25479194
I forgot about /fit/, this is the only board i post on outside of /pol/
>>25479215
i guess its fine since r9k is for everything, but youd get more replies there. I wouldn't even know where to get roids.
>one chance at life
>born 5'7"
Your poor mother! How tall are you now?
>>25479109
Ideal female height! Just like me.
>>25479109
> one chance at life
> born 5'6", skinny manlet with bad acne
> waste away youth in front of computer
> nearing 30 years old
I just want to kill myself. Why is that so hard?
I've lost the ability to smile or laugh without making it seem forced and awkward. Anybody relate?
Yes. I have to muster out a little "heh heh heh" noise when people are trying to be funny.
>>25479038
It's worth mastering the skill to go more unnoticed. You have to learn to remove yourself/ your ego from your thinking in order to react naturally the way normals expect. You can minimize how often you have to do this by cultivating a reputation as being a quiet cynical loner sort, but as long as you can pull it out on occasion it reassures them. Being congruent when you need to be is a valuable skill if you need to interact with people.
>>25479110
>>25479038
Fucking this. I am so tired of feeling obligated to communicate with garbage just because I don't want to come off as an asshole. They always chatter about useless shit non-fucking-stop. Why can't they just leave me out of it? My awkward reaction should be a dead give away that I don't give a fuck.
hey r9k, how can i become a better student?
If you didn't learn when you were young there is no point in trying now.
Do the work and do what they tell you.
If you're motivated you'd self study on top
>>25478988
low-hanging fruit:
visit office hours/after-school hours
flip through the textbook/notes just before class
got to class
sit in the front
if it's a big class and the professor knows your name, that's a good sign
Femanons of /r9k/, how much money have your beta orbiters given to you this month?
One of mine recently paid for a cruise vacation for me and my boyfriend, he knows what he's good for, lol.
>you will never be born with a gash in-between your legs
>>25478852
I want to know how to get orbiters. I was thinking to streaming in a tank top and taking donations. Do you have to cam with these people or pay them any attention?
tbqh im a 7.5/10 nothing special but is this feasible.
>halp me girrr
Shit nigga I could be dead by now with that kind of money.
What makes you laugh?
>>25478834
literally nothing
i see the world in gray
i wanna die
>>25478834
I laugh whilst cavorting amongst the dead. Their silence brings such a force through my lungs. O' such delightful silence!
When I notice how far I've fallen from normal people.
For instance when I see an ad for getting your credit ranking back to where it should be I cant help but chuckle cause I know thats something people actually worry about and i just can not relate because I have no money, no assets, no credit score and no hope/future. Its a desperate kind of laugh, the type where is you listen closely enough you can hear me begging for death softly under my breath.
I'm a girl. AMA
Would you date a 5'4 guy?
>>25478841
Don't give "girls" attention dumbass. Let this sage
>>25478841
If he has a good personality and isn't uggo, I don't care
yes I have a folder filled with you faggots
/k/ and moot
/jp/ meet up
>tfw be in the OP's pic holding up longcat
>tfw just watched mom give birth
My first time seeing a vagina and it was fucking traumatizing.
>>25478739
Wait until you stick your dick in one.
>>25478739
I feel you, anon.
I'm a doctor and birth is one of the most disgusting events one can ever witness.
>>25478872
>>25478923
The worst part is she has no business having a child at her age. She's 42. She bought into some hippie home birth shit so she forced me to help deliver my baby brother. I had to witness my own mom scream and force a baby out her vagina.
>matched with a girl on tinder
>she mentions watching pewdiepie
>females who watch pewdiepie are now sexually active old enough to be using tinder
where the fuck did the time go, im god damn 28
>>25478740
The inexplicable popularity of youtube attention whores is my defining moment of not understanding the younger generation. Five year olds watching minecraft videos, sure. But no one older than that.
>>25478686
you're no better
Why haven't you climbed a tree yet, robots?
>>25478558
bitch what the fuck you doin on top of a tree
I did.
The branch snapped right as i was about to tie the noose
the fuck kind of dumb ass analogy is this
Post typical X Y here!
Typical /r9k/ user.
https://youtu.be/PcDdqbqVR7U
>>25478532
>He's not a Virgin
>Great facial hair that suits him
>Ez to look at not ugly
Normi as fuck
>>25479195
He is a virgin, when did he say otherwise?
>>25479236
I thought he mentioned it in a video, I'm probably wrong though.
What did we think of this movie?
Who's the oldest Virgin here?
Is it really this Ez?
If he was a wizard, where were his powers?
33 and khv.
aint no herr who can beat me
>>25478597
Why don't you just get a hooker Freind
>>25478664
No interest in sex. Too old for that kid shit.
