Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6420. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6420. page
I just thought you guys should see this.
Saw this on FB. Fucking terrible parenting.
We've had this exact same thread about 5 times in the last few days
Fuck off and stop posting it
sage
>Literally old news
Keep up senpai
Lads what if the robot is recording what we say for demographic research or something? It could be some shady secret agent plot, or an NGO that pays 4chan to get this demographic information in return for the site staying funded.
I have been questioning this place too. What if all the forever alone kissless virgins are trolls, and I am the only legit loser here?
OH SHIT! THE CIA'S GONNA STEAL OUR DANK MEEMS! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
>>25473849
what if you are all fucking with me and its me who is the only one? Fuck this I'm out
> OOOH UPSMASH!
> HAPPY FEET(THAT AIN'T FAL-) HAPPY FEET! (THAT AIN'T FALCON)
> OOH! OOOOOH! OOOOOOH! OOH! OOOOOH! OOH! OOOH! OOOOH! OH! OOOOH!
> WHERE ARE YOU AT? WHERE ARE YOU AT? WHERE ARE YOU AT?
> OH MY GOD! WOMBO COMBOOOOOO!
> OOOOOOOH! GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED!
Discuss.
>THAT AIN'T FALCON
>THAT AIN'T FALCON
>THAT AIN'T FALCON
>MY DICK IS HARD
what did he mean by this?
>tfw went for my daily run about half an hour ago
>Previously i always ran at night so normies but i changed that
>Saw a real cutie 3 times now, always at the same part near the school on my run
>She has the weirdest run ever and kicks her legs to the side
Was thinking about saying something like 'NICE STRIDE" to start a conversation. Any good r9k?
She'd probably take it as an insult
>>25473574
What should i say then? that's the best i could come up with.
>>25473415
HI my name is....
Remember when /r9k/ was about feels?
>>25473336
>tfw Chad friends who get laid
>>25473336
>tfw I got :3 tattooed on me after so many christfag threads and now he's gone forever
>>25473412
>tfw no one of value uses trips anymore
ITT: We post pictures that remind us of when we were happy.
Pic related.
I remember this day. I remember seeing tigers and feeding a giraffe. I remember eating a picnic lunch in the grass and petting goats and chasing peacocks.
No matter what I know she would never love me, but 30 mins after this pic I fucked it up and it was the moment where my few chances vanished.
That was a good shopping day, she helped me steal a diecast car I needed for my collection, we kissed and hugged.
>>25473429
>diecast car
Post a pic of your collection, I collect some as well
>>25473468
Mainly movie/tv shows cars, got a few more classics but this is the best pic I can take from my bed
Honestly, after my last girlfriend, and perusing shit like Okcupid, I am just fucking done.
You virgins have NO IDEA how truly terrible it is to be with a woman for any period of time. After my last girl, I can't ever believe in love again. I can hardly even bother to try and get with anyone honestly. I just don't give a shit anymore, I'm not sad, I'm not anxious.
I just don't care.
I am more motivated than ever to succeed in life for MYSELF. I want to achieve all I can, I want to stop drinking so much, stop smoking, stop wasting time.
And by god WOMEN ARE A WASTE OF TIME.
Looking back at all of the time I wasted with that bitch when I could have spent it improving myself makes me sick.
Stop fawning over your "oneitis" or kpop idols or internet "gfs". It's all bullshit, just focus on your self because in the end that's you've got.
No women is going to stand by your side through the tough times.
No women is going to try and help you with any of your problems.
No women is going to care for you, they only care about themselves.
This is what you learn when you actually date one of these creatures. All the do is make your life worse, and feed on your weaknesses and shortcomings. They only take, take, TAKE.
>pic unrelated but very related
Preach it brother
You speak the truth
> Look
> Who
> Got
> Cucked
Good goy. Don't reproduce, go your own way!
Is there anything left that you robots still enjoy?
For me it's listening to music. Want to learn an instrument.
I like music its the only thing that keeps me sane. I also like tocrossdressits such a rush.
>>25473122
What instrument do you want to learn my fellow robot (I'm a percussionist)
I play the drums and guitar, Bordering on normie status at this point.
How do we fix women, /r9k/?
>>25473062
what's there to fix?
>>25473080
Everything that isnt their vagina.
>>25473062
It's mostly women in North America that make dating such a crapshoot. The solution is to just not seek a gf and enjoy yourself instead.
How can I escape the robot mindset?
I faked enough confidence last year to be able to blend in with normies (kind of, still an outcast of sorts) but the years I spent tortured on this website still affect me.
I want to get close with this girl whos personality I love but my brain is literally haunting me about her being a slut, not even trying to defend her but she is OKAY compared to the average girl in this day and age, definitely not close to perfect. I just don't care anymore, expecting a pure girl now is bullshit and I have accepted this. I have become friends with plenty of girls but because I am starting to like this one it's all coming back.
It fucking hurts lads, I see images, shit flashes in my mind, I have to yell like an autist to get bad thoughts out of my head, what the fuck is going on? I know it is basically normal for everyone to be a whore in this generation, I know I am thinking like this because I never got any as a teen. I know all of this but my fucking mind cant accept it! All the shit I have seen and read on this site it's burned into my memory and I hate it.
It's so bad that this part of me would rather die a virgin then fall in love with a bitch who has been dating since high school like every other fuck on this planet besides us.
Is there hope for me?
>>25473043
>tfw no qt man frog bf
;_;
please, any help.
>>25473867
You are like a victorian-era bride on the wedding night. Just lie back and think of England.
IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS YET YOURE NOT A TRUE NERD AND NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kylo Ren Kills Han Solo. Luke says nothing at the end of the movie.
>>25473399
STOP SPOILING THE MOVIE FOR OTHERS FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25473020
Nice bait.
8/10
>going to the movies.
>going outside.
>caring about something with a monkey.
>caring about star wars.
>caring about shit director.
>etc
Replied.
I just moved into a dorm in college.
I immediately broke down crying and called my mother because I couldn't take the guilt of spending tens of thousands of their dollars for me to just fuck around and have no idea what I'm doing.
Right now I'm sitting on my computer and listening to the fucking normies who can't think one day ahead yap yap outside my room.
Someone just fucking kill me.
>>25472974
>feel the same about my parents spending all this money on me for college
>but without them I wouldn't be able to go and try my luck with the college meme
What did your mom respond?
Your parents are paying because they love you OP. Seize the opportunity and move outside of your comfort zone.
Worst thing that happens is people don't like you and you can go back to living in a hole on autism bucks.
Go out and make some friends. It's easy.
>>25472974
>sits on his computer looking down on others
you're the one that doesn't think ahead
Hey anon wanna skip class and smoke behind the school with me and Chad
>>25472919
I'm living in Chile and we are in vacation this time. Fuck off Stacie
also you just don't use "anon" here. We are Robot.
Chile bringing the heat
>>25472919
"You want me to hack something, don't you?"
> be betacuck
> mother demands backrubs and bullshit chores and kisses
> donotwant.jpg
> finally graduate and move out of state.
> immediately get girlfriend (she dominates me)
> okay.jpg
> too beta to reject her ugly ass
> too beta to demand sex
> get depressed
> get fat
> lose job
> gf cheats on me with Abs Chad and dumps me to be with him
> foreveralone.jpg
> try online dating
> only landwhales and hood rats will talk to me
> nope.gif
> go to party with new friend Finance Chad
> meet qt 3.14. she seems like a good girl and is really into me
> veryniceilike.gif
> find out Finance Chad was fucking her, got bored, and wanted me to fuck her so she'd leave him alone. Finance Chad has STDs
> rageface.png
> go cry and eat ice cream for 6 months
> qt 3.14 old friend moves back to town. used to be good friends. she is really attractive.
> plan to meet her for dinner. plan to ask her out
> she also invites my beta roommate
> beta roommate evolves into Nerd Chad and asks her out first
> she comes over to fuck my roommate once a week for the next 9 months
> too beta to move out
> reeeeeeeeeee.gif
> realize I don't have to give a shit about other people's feelings
> decide to turn evil
> nomoremrniceguy.pdf
> get redpilled
> read Nietzsche
> start lifting
> start listening to rap music
> decide to fuck over everyone else so I can get more bitches and paper
> mfw I realize I've become a nigger
the power is real. get fucked normies.
Being nice is a public good. Being nice doesn't get me laid.
the Black Knight gets Top Keks.
the White Knight masturbates.
lol.
What's the comfiest board on 4chan? I vote /fa/ during the winter.
>that custom shirt thread
it was pretty good, I think /jp/ is top shelf though
>>25472892
why /jp/?
original comment
>>25472892
Do they talk about anything in /jp/ besides Touhou?
![whisky[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tdBU9L5.jpg "whisky[1]")
