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I can't decide if I should go on a nightwalk now or not. :/
I didn't leave home once since a month. It's 1:38 here right now.
>>25472493
Why not just wait until its morning
>>25472512
I don't like the morning. It's not dark and there are other people who look at me.
I'm a robot, you must know.
I would keep posting on 4chan and instagram if I were you.
Who here /zeroopprotunity/
>born and raised in a small town
>never got to visit colleges and learn about them as a young person in school
>the only scholarships they give out are for the local colleges which are all a joke
>the sports teams are a joke where they needed to beg nerds to join just so they have enough people for a team
>none of the sports here would ever get you drafted by a respectable college
>there's literally no fucking jobs around not even low paying ones
>can't even move to a major city because this place is so poor and outdated
>my best case scenario is section 8 and welfare or being some try hard fuckhead who's still making 12/hr even though you are fat and bald and freak out on everyone for not working hard enough
>born and raised in a the woods
>my bus ride to school took close to an hour
>takes 40-60 mins to even get to the closest town
>my high school graduation had less then 120 kids
>poor too poor to move
>closest college is over 1.5 hours away
>not many jobs
>less then 2 million people in my state
my state iswest Virgina
>>25472948
Op here my grad class was 23 and I live in nys somehow
>>25473178
It's because we have only 3 high schools in our county. Mine was the 2nd biggest. The biggest one had over 200 kids.
does anyone else watch cuck porn but fantasise about being the bull?
I do, all the time.
>tfw I hook up with cuckold couples just to dominate the husband because it's the only way to dom a straight guy
>tfw having to pretend I give a fuck about the wife
>tfw I consider myself straight
Beat that.
>>25472370
/pol/ does it all night
pros and cons of a fat gf?
>>25474740
>cons
she's fat
>>25474740
>cons
no thigh gap
>>25474740
>be fat
>be a refrigerator
absolutely disgusting. skinny girls like this are repulsive too.
i probably weigh the same as this cunt but the difference is the fat goes in my tits, thighs, hips, ass
but i still need to lose weight tho
Follow the construction bro
>>25472360
My second favourite paul
>>25472360
Commencing the dump of Rand memes
>>25472488
Rand Paul supports the withdrawal of the United States from the UN, saying it is a useless organization
>tfw got the virgin question
It came out of absolutely nowhere. I always thought it wouldn't be that bad, you know. That I would just say yes and play it cool. Like the confident guy, just 'waiting for the right one'.
It fucking hurt. It hurt like a knife stabbing me in the chest. I didn't even reply but the answer was perfectly clear. He reduced me to a stuttering mess with a single fucking question.
Just end it all man. Fuck, it was in front of a girl as well.
why can't you just fucking lie?
>are you a virgin?
no
wow that was hard
>>25474156
Yeah well, I didn't. Thanks for the advice though, I'll keep it in mind next time someone metaphorically slam-dunks my face into the pavement.
>>25474156
mommy told me never to lie
I've been shit posting for 3 days straight now /r9k/
Happy new year!
Help me pls
>>25472330
>3 days straight
is that a lot?
Good job, lets shitpost more!
>>25472330
>tfw haven't left my bed besides to shit, piss, or get food and drink in close to a week
>tfw no Kylo Ren black haired odd looking pouty bf constantly in personal turmoil
All the women I've seen that movie with took nothing away from it other than how ugly that guy is
>>25472359
what? he has tons of fangirls
>>25472359
kek'd hard, family
>"Hey, Anon...? I'm not just a 'practice girlfriend', am I?"
what do
find a new practice gf
>>25472262
omg you think that's a girl
dump obvious tranny and find new practice girl
i thought this year would be different. not at 11pm, 12/31/2015, when i was lying in bed alone lurking on 4chan and bleeding internally over events that happened over three years ago. i thought so three hours later when i was in the bed of a girl i had just met with her vagina in my face. and i thought so the next day when i met a different girl and got to know her a bit and was like, wew, this person is so cool and seems like they would be into me and now i have confidence and what i say works and i totally weaseled my way into a date tonight except half an hour before i was going to leave she gets cold feet but wants to keep chatting
idk man. idk anymore. over the last year i kept thinking that i was finally gonna accept the superiority of 2d. that so many years without human intimacy would finally go to my head and i was fucking accepting it too. and then this shit happens. i didn't want to develop feelings for someone. i didn't want to even put myself in a situation where it could happen. i'm well down the path to become a comfy neet with diagnosed mental health issues and an allowance from guilty and well-meaning parents. and then i meet someone and spend all this time chatting and suddenly i'm looking for the clean new clothes i got this holiday season and getting in the shower and meeting someone who seems to match me in a lot of important ways, at least the obvious ones that i can gather from several days of text conversation, and then she's like
i don't want to go on blind dates anymore
after she suggested that we should go out
shes texting me now but i'm not looking at it. i think i'm going to take the one and a half bottles of vodka in my freezer and drink them. i've been thinking about suicide and i never was comfortable with it before but now i think i might be able to go through with hanging myself, assuming it ever came to that.
i just had two days when i thought this was actually a new year, and then nope. same old shit.
>>25472214
i thought this year would be different. not at 11pm, 12/31/2015, when i was lying in bed alone lurking on 4chan and bleeding internally over events that happened over three years ago. i thought so three hours later when i was in the bed of a girl i had just met with her vagina in my face. and i thought so the next day when i met a different girl and got to know her a bit and was like, wew, this person is so cool and seems like they would be into me and now i have confidence and what i say works and i totally weaseled my way into a date tonight except half an hour before i was going to leave she gets cold feet but wants to keep chatting
idk man. idk anymore. over the last year i kept thinking that i was finally gonna accept the superiority of 2d. that so many years without human intimacy would finally go to my head and i was fucking accepting it too. and then this shit happens. i didn't want to develop feelings for someone. i didn't want to even put myself in a situation where it could happen. i'm well down the path to become a comfy neet with diagnosed mental health issues and an allowance from guilty and well-meaning parents. and then i meet someone and spend all this time chatting and suddenly i'm looking for the clean new clothes i got this holiday season and getting in the shower and meeting someone who seems to match me in a lot of important ways, at least the obvious ones that i can gather from several days of text conversation, and then she's like
i don't want to go on blind dates anymore
after she suggested that we should go out
shes texting me now but i'm not looking at it. i think i'm going to take the one and a half bottles of vodka in my freezer and drink them. i've been thinking about suicide and i never was comfortable with it before but now i think i might be able to go through with hanging myself, assuming it ever came to that.
>tldr I'm a huge faggot and this is not my blog
>>25472214
>>25472256
not gonna read this lolo
>>25472295
I was reposting OP's text to make it look like a copy pasta so he knows how much of a faggot he is
>tfw no skinny gf
>tfw skinny girls are the pickiest of all girls
:(
>Navelpiercing
>Instand flaccid
>>25473247
Looks like a guy with gyno
>>25473325
looks like perfection
>tfw qt femboy bf
>>25472195
had the opportunity for this but he wanted to be a couple and I don't want people to know I'm bi for girlboys
feelsbadman
>>25472195
kill yourself immediately fucking faggot
>want to be a qt femboy bf
>nobody wants me
ITT tell me your secrets
>feel like my personality is fake
>love traps, cuckolding, etc. all my fetishes are pretty embarrassing
>sometimes consider suicide, can't do it tho cause I don't wanna hurt my friends/family
>those Mommy Rose stories that were posted on here a while back made me cry and I think they're beautiful
>i like the filet o fish at McDonald's
>>25472036
i love pakistani girls since they have strictest parents and get atleast whipped more often than any other ethnic girls; a lot of them are polite and sincere. their bodies getting lashed with bruises and stitches turns me on; i like it when a women is horrendously abused despite having no hope in life. Suppressing/opressing women makes me hard.
Wanna quit school and start selling drugs like my normie friends but Im suck a pussy to do it and father is probably going to kick my ass too
>>25472036
I have all kinds of big dreams and shit and in the back of my mind I have a feeling that I won't achieve and that I should just kill myself now and not bother.
What I plan to do is just try anyway and if I am nowhere close by 30 years old, then I'll kill myself.
>There were Romans who saw their own civilisation descend into degeneracy
>The world was too Brutal for some of them
>They felt painful Roman feels
>Some of them etched these feels into stone walls
>2,000 years later, their fellow modern robots would read these feels
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
whats the admin login page and password?
>tfw ill never be a TRVE roman
when will rome attain it's formal glory?
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread
i know that feel bro
no idea if this is legit, but apparently im a schizie...
link:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
>>25472026
Disorder | Rating
ParanoidDisorder | Low
SchizoidDisorder | Moderate
SchizotypalDisorder | Low
AntisocialDisorder | Moderate
seems right too me
>>25472026
These aren't legit. I got high for almost everything. If I really had more than one personality disorder I would know by now
>>25472026
>>25472192
r9k is norm central now
how sad
