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who here literally can't get a driver's license
>>25467537
I get $15/h and got stock and benifits for driving a flatbed. Im 22, can I help you some how?
>>25467631
part time tho cuz im a unifag
>>25467537
why /literally/ not?
are you unable to drive?
Is it possible to get a practice girlfriend at age 28?
That you even think having a practice girlfriend is a legitimate thing to do means you are probably going to die alone.
>>25469314
just let him have this
>>25467378
Highschoolers, and you get to introduce them to freaky stuff
How cucked will I be by Google if I buy a phone running Android 4.4 Kitkat now?
>>25467115
official support for Android 4.4 ends Jan 31
>>25467162
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I JUST WANT A CHEAP CHINESE PHONE THAT'S FAST REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU GOOGLE
>>25467228
What's your budget m8??
Where did you hear about 4chan?
How old were you when you starting browsing?
Late 2003/jan 2004, so 13.
Probably from a furry room or something. Wound up on /b/ and /d/ for years.
>>25467034
I heard about 4chan pretty early on; around early '05 (I think). Thought it was the most boring shit online. Just a bunch of faggots trying to be edgy. Came back about 6 months ago out of curiosity.
>news
>21
>now i am 22
I just want to leave this place for good
Saw this on normiebook,
Already has like 40k likes.
The severely over inflated of a woman's sexual market value surely has to be a bubble and has to pop sometime soon. Just seeing something like this is physically painful.
Is there anything more pathetic than the modern man that does this kind of shit for himself?
"You deserve this simply for being alive"
>>25467021
some people don't have a dad.
dang dude I just wish people smiled at me
a guy only gets like that when he doesn't get some.
that's why he's all strung out and doing shit like this.
Who else here loves tomatoes? Best vegetable ever imo.
>>25466982
They're alright.
When I was a kid, I didn't like tomatoes, but I starting eating them more since Kirby liked them.
Tomatoes are fruit, though.
Also I hate raw tomatoes. Absolutely awful. They have to be in a sauce form to be alright.
>>25467134
Does it taste like a fruit?
Any robots here literally unable to understand calculus?
Is it possible to pass a math heavy subject in college just by memorizing the steps needed to solve a problem without actually understanding what the hell you are doing?
>>25466896
Memorizing the process is all you need. What you need to develop is the method to sift out the bullshit in the word problems and organize the necessary data to find the answer.
Calculus is painted as hard by media, but it really ain't. Numbers do not lie- the number is the number. Once you have the numbers, it's just a matter of plugging them into the correct places of an equation.
Memorization is bad. The problem is schools promote learning through memorization and not true understanding.
Explore books on calculus, you can find them in PDF format with Google or getting a torrent. Do a Google search for recommended self learning mathematics books.
Its difficult because you don't understand. There are holes in your foundation. That's just my opinion, though. Lots of people say they suck at math, and just accept it, when in reality they just don't have an understanding of the material, and have forgotten everything prior because they simply memorized.
calculus is easy. area under curve is an integral. derivative is rate of change of rate of change. all you need to know
Who /pretty fly for a white guy/ here?
>>25466877
why do white guys always care so much what other people think of them?
RACE TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHGAGGAGAGAGHAGAGAG WHITE GENCDEID!!!!!!!!!!!
>>25466934
Inb4 shitty bait gets 10+ replies
Is the username important on dating sites?
I'm trying to make an account on okcupid but my usual name (the name i used in wow 10 years ago) is taken and now i have no idea what to call myself.
Does anyone have advice for what i could call myself?
Please i have no idea what to call myself.
>>25469039
CUNTDESTROYER4000
>be five hours ago today
>be black
>see a conservative Korean church
>expecting a crazed mob of old people and angry dads to chase me out
>already sporting a high top fade and smart casual clothes from the interview I just went to
>"aww yeah time for an adrenaline rush"
>go in hyped and ready to be shot at or clotheslined
>only a few people stare at me
>no one bullies me
>no one tries to kick me out
>no one threatens me
>no one tries to beat me up
>nothing happens
>go into main chamber for service
>a girl tries to talk to me
>wont leave me alone
>try to make fun of her so she becomes hostile and the entire room attacks me and I escape in an epic struggle
>this doesnt work
>she just laughs it off and talks shit back to me
>now she is texting me to hang out
>I'm not going to
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHY DOES NOTHING DANGEROUS AND EXCITING HAPPEN TO ME ANYMORE?
Does anyone here know anything thrilling and life-threatening that I can do right now? I'm 21 and have $9k to my name
>>25466781
ISIS is always recruiting.
I always thought there is a fat man in a baseball cap standing behind wojak in this picture.
>>25466818
>has childish wishes to be Nathan Drake
>shrugs off a qt azn bitch who wants his cock just because she wont try and kill him
>purposely tries to disrupt church services just for a thrill
Hey OP! END YOURSELF!
You could be fucking that girl right now btw.
> tfw no thigh gf
jdimsa
>>25467740
mfw this is my dream
i have a folder for the occasion
>>25467740
>tfw male but thighs are bigger
>ACTUALLY HAVING A JOB IN THE YEAR 2016
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WAGEKEKS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
Solid MS paint job there, anon. I rate it 4,5/5.
>>25466779
Have fun staying in your basement.
>TFW trip to Europe planned with my gf in the summer.
>>25466827
good thing i live in europe. try somewhere else.
Anyone here hired an escort before? I emailed one a weeks back and got a message back. She's asking for $500 per hour for donation and she's the closest to my type (looks-wise) that I could find online. Is this a little over the market average? I make very little money (2k a month after taxes) so I don't know if this is a wise decision. After necessary expenses, I only have about 300-500 left over per month.
Must suck to live in a country without legal prostitution.
>>25467678
>$500 for one hour
Does she have a pussy made of fucking gold or something?
>>25467678
250-400 is more like it for some prime shit. you do not want a bitch who offers a gf experience, they are the worst and most over priced, as you can see
I've recently started dating a girl who is really sexually submissive. And not in the 50 shades of contracts sense, more like no-safewords please destroy my body sense.
I've only had really vanilla experiences when it comes to assymetric fun, spanking and hair pulling aren't anything new for me, but this is like a completely new level of play for me.
Any of you filthy perverts can point me to good books, materials on the more serious levels of being dominant?
Also, experiences, stories, general discussion is welcome.
>>25467512
>asking /r9k/ for sex advice
Now you fucked up.
120 days of sodom OP. Let the pimp of 1700 teach you.
>>25467512
BDSM is a forced meme. You don't actually like it, but society encourages it, so here you are. Pathetic.
What are you drinking, guys?
cup of tea master race checking in.
>>25466745
That liquid goodness you're holding right there.
Boone's Farm checkin in
