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>tfw no feminist QT gf to argue with about everything and inseminate to start a family
>>25461601
>tfw no OP's pic gf
>>25461625
>tfw no shitskin whore gf
>>25461601
>tfw no mexican gf to inseminate
Any robots here /studentgovernment/?
I know it's a normie thing to get into, but I need to do it in order to stand out from the rest of the faggots, and hopefully learn some valuable leadership skills. Is this a bad idea considering I'm /introverted/?
>>25461590
im too introverted but id go for it. maybe u can meet a grill
>gif made me break nofap, but honestly thanks
>>25461626
> made me break nofap
Sorry, friend.
>>25461590
You should try it. I got a leadership position in a club when I transferred colleges. I did it to get some leadership experience and it's been pretty chill so far. I think it can definitely open some doors for you.
One thing I've noticed is that some people who claim introversion just don't handle any stress well. Make sure you can handle some stress but student government is not very serious.
Is this what 21 year olds look like? She claims to be 21 but looks 30. Are my eyes fooling me? What does a 21 year old who hasn't aged looks like?
Go on tinder and set the age restriction to 21. Then you know.
>>25461580
There's no way that whore is 21 years old.
>>25461597
But she says to be 21 and they all look the same.
I'm 22 but these girls look old as fuck to me.
I love my frenchie so much !
>>25461549
>>25461623
Master master master look look I made a thread master I love you.
>>25461708
Oh you make me so happy I love you so much
I love my r9k bf
Huh, so you like books too, anon? What is your favourite book then?
Man in the high castle
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man.
Joyce is pretty memey, but the power of the language in this text (in all of his texts desu) is stunning
>>25461467
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
What's the appeal of being fat? I never understood it. As far as I can see there are only cons. It's on par but not quite as bad as being disabled. It literally cuts all of your opportunities and happiness in half.
Why do fat people love being fat so much?
food tastes good and exercise is hard
they have no discipline
>>25461454
>Why do fat people love being fat so much?
They don't? You can't take people at face value. Things like "fat pride" are just psychological reactance. When people feel they belong to some kind of minority or their behavioral freedoms are being threatened, they'll respond with boastful displays out of spite. It's a survival instinct.
>>25461454
They are junkies addicted to food. Calorie zombies.
What is the worst thing that you've done to satisfy your fetish?
>>25461440
Use my mom's credit card to pay for porn when I was in high school. It did not go well.
HRT for AGP figured yolo im gonna be ugly anyway so Id might as well be ugly with tits
>>25461440
Took an upskirt pic of my female classmatenot underage pls no banwhile going up the stairs. Got caught instantly because I put my phone directly underneath her like an idiot
I have improved my voyeur game since then, though
>"Anon, I think I'm kinda falling in love with you.
>>25461384
Sorry, I'm not into guys
>>25461384
get away from me you filthy tranny degenerate.
Sorry, I'm not Sam Hyde.
who /bed NEET/ here?
i spend most of my time in my bed, my laptop is in my bed and i eat food in my bed. I only leave my bed to go to the bathroom and to get more food. anyone else live like this?
>>25461316
Sounds like a sad existence senpai
Disgusting even for a NEET...
>>25461316
on weekends
i dont eat though on weekends can slam 4 craft beers and be fucked up
durring the week im a wageslave
Will getting a gf fix all our problems? is it that easy?
No it is not, and in most circumstances it might create even more problems. The goal is not in finding a gf, but in finding someone suitable which is-of course- like finding a needle in a haystack.
Why do you want gf?
Because you're unhappy and you think it'll make you happy.
But you'll never be happy.
Life isn't about being happy, and that's not actually a bad thing.
I don't think it will fix all your problems. But it would be good to have someone who loves you.
Literally the best redhead and a total cutie
>DUDE /TV/ LMAO
>>25461360
Banned lmao :(
Top notch redfu
Starting off with the ultimate robot novel
I really hate this book. Probably because I relate too much to it.
Pinkerton by Weezer is r9k the album probably except the opening track.
>>25461267
>>25461228
i was rereading this book and listening to pinkerton a second ago
well, i guess i know where i belong
Did someone say ultimate robot novel?
Goth/emo/scene/grunge/pastel grunge/etc girls are objectively the best
the best cocksuckers
>>25461218
Alt pussy
>>25461218
here's an imagine intended to contribute to your thread, op
>He believes the 9/11 official story!
>>25461216
>He phoneposts about conspiracy theories on /r9k/ using a Cuck Wars image
Keep it up OP
>>25461216
> He still believes in any 9/11 Conspiracy theories
> In the current year
Not the smartest cuck in the shed are you?
>>25461241
TINY
WHITE
COCKS
You plan your suicide for Late January 2017 at the absolute latest
What would you do for the next year?
>>25461212
Crime.
>>25461212
>implying anyone here is motivated enough to do anything at all
>>25461212
Nothing, probably would just wait for time to pass and see if anything changes for me and if not I'd go on with it then.
