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the cancerous endless repeating memes on this board are pissing me off, this place has basically become /b/
all a bunch of normies and failed normies with normalshit pack mentality
>>25462194
>call memes cancer
>spout memes
>post meme frog
troll or retard? you decide
>>25462194
Hey There Friend!
>>25462194
And yet you refuse to leave. Funny how life works
If you guys ever have kids, would you want them to be chads and staceys?
>>25462190
Personally, if any of my daughters (>implying I will ever have sex) turned out to be stacies, I would rape the shit out of them.
If my sons turned out to Chads, I would force them to marry young and beat the shit out of them of they sleep around. If I cant sleep around neither should you
>>25462190
>me
>having kids
my mental age is literally like 15...
>>25462190
Don't intend on ever having children.
I'd rather they come out as Chads and Staceys if it meant they had less of a marginal sense of self-awareness and didn't feel like a rag-doll being thrown into the abyss.
>spoils star wars
What do people actually get from this? Is it pleasure? Do they feel powerful? Someone explain please.
>>25462172
I feel so bad for the trooper on the right hes totally getting cucked by alpha trooper on the left. Obi wan stole his bitch.
>>25462172
ruin it for normies, what else
>NO U LE RUIN IT XDDD
Halo gets fucked by his son Ben Solo aka Kylo Ren
>he has red hair
>>25462169
>he posts shitty threads
Fuck. I know. I never asked for red hair.
what are you jealous, shitskin?
>mfw I was wrongfully banned for three full days from all boards but won the appeal and so here I am again
Thank god you're back! This place just wasn't the same without you.
>>25462168
i got banned from the reddit foreveralone IRC for telling them I had a girlfriend
>>25462168
You cant appeal 3 day bans retard
I wish I had a dad.
>>25462058
He'd be disappointed in you right now.
>>25462195
Nah, he'd probably be normal if he had one
I wish I had a mom.
![Just-Like-The-Fambly-Cat-cover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YV14bSa.jpg "Just-Like-The-Fambly-Cat-cover[1]")
How can I stop wageslaving and become a NEET again ?
PS, I'm a yuropoor.
was that cover art inspired by sonic youth's sister cover art?
>>25461997
I don't know. You can listen to it tho.
Who else /LiterallyRetarded/ here?
>started reading books again
>been dedicated to reading 2 hours a day for over a year now
>Read 20 pages an hour
>forgot how to calculate the tip on restaurant bills
>trying to learn Russian on Duolingo
>been redoing the same lesson 2x a day for like 2 weeks because I cant get it right
>space out and get lost driving home from work like once a week(I live like 20 minutes from my shit job)
>sleep 11 hours a night if I dont set an alarm
Might have to kill myself soon mi familia
What's your diet like familia?
>>25461923
Oatmeal and eggs for breakfast
Pasta with red sauce for lunch
Rice & chicken for dinner
Every fucking day
>>25461895
The fuck is wrong with the Russian part, how do you get it wrong for 2 weeks?
Just found out my girlfriend has been having sex with my Dad
He left his phone at the house whilst he's at work
All messages discussing how she's his "dirty little secret"
Nudes and everything, what do I do?
I'm broken
>>25461818
Fuck your dad and send pics to your gf.
>>25461818
well share the nudes with us
what else
prove it.
post screenshots/pics
Anon why do you hate normies even though they never did anything wrong to you?
it's envy
>>25461760
This.
It's a struggle between the haves and have-nots.
It's kind of like asking why poor people are jealous of rich people.
>>25461735
>implying the normies didn't mold me into what i am
>implying they will accept me for what i am
>implying they don't want to keep me as an omega wolf
>Anon I hear you insulting me on Mongolian cartoon board, time to punish your boipussi
What do?
Nobody wants to go near my "boypussy".
It's a hemorrhoid ridden, pussy and bloody mess.
Stuff comes out of there I don't even know where it came from.
>>25461719
Damn Madotsuki got fucking ripped
Dodge roll and stab her in the back.
>Hey, anon, thanks for taking me out to eat.
>My veggie burger is great!
>By the way, when did you become vegan?
>Hah, not so long aGo fuck yourself
>fucking retard
>slam table
>leave running
>throw a brick at the restaurant window
>I've always been vegan.
>Who eats tortured animals in 2016?
>Not vegan because I want vitamins like B12 only found in meat which are essential for brain development.
>Being vegan literally leads to mental retardation.
If your boyfriend doesn't want sex from you more or less all around the clock, there is something wrong.
Either he has another, isn't attracted to you, has mental or physical problems, etc..
At that point the relationship has a max shelf life of about 5 years left in it.
>>25461676
Fuck off roastie. Your pussy isn't that important.
>>25461711
I'm a guy, dude.
>>25461676
You're an idiot who has never had a relationship. Do you feel horned up 24/7 and just want to fuck constantly?
virgin loser.
What race is this girl?
>>25461655
She looks mexican to me, could be a mixed muslim.
>difference.
>muslim a race.
I don't care.
>>25461655
Native American, most probably, fampayie
>>25461655
Hispanic probs
I love master more than he loves me !
>>25461623
That's usually how it goes, you're such a dumb idiot you fuel people's narcissistic qualities because your will is so weak.
That's super duper cute~
>>25461639
It can't be helped, I love him. He makes me feel things you can't even begin to comprehend. I know I'm a dumb stupid idiot you don't have to remind me.
>>25461645
Miles is that you ?
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