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Pick a number between from 1 to 83 and what to say
>>27158344
69
Ayy bb want sum fug? :D
>>27158344
69
"dinner at my place tonight. bring 2 big sorts of appetites"
"My biggest fantasy is squeezing a girls stomach after a big meal and making her fart"
>you will never be innocent again
>you missed the chance to develop a relationship with a female without initially thinking about romance or sex
i was jerking off at 10
>muh innocence
sex is inherently corrupting
>>27158259
>sex is inherently corrupting
i wish it didn't have to be like this. it was better when i didn't know.
>>27158225
Yeah it sucks
I can't even try talking to girls unless the hope of sex is in the back of my mind or explicit
It's the only thing that gives me motivation
Do girls like rough hands? Pic related my right hand
Pic related is the only girl you're ever going to get
>>27158007
nigger wtf is wrong with your hand
No. That's disgusting. When will men learn that not everything they do is exceptional...
>Finally got a girlfriend
Everything's gonna turn out fine.
>>27157889
she doesnt look trustworthy at all
how did u guys get together?
I'll see you in two months, bud.
>>27157908
>she doesnt look trustworthy at all
What are you basing that on?
I will print out and frame whatever image gets trips in this thread
never ever ever ever in the history of ever
Trips are due, my friendorino
sure, i'll help you out
![[Commie] Yuyushiki - 01 [BD 720p AAC] [42BE2B43].mkv_snapshot_07.29_[2016.03.14_17.10.38].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/W1jDzap.jpg "[Commie] Yuyushiki - 01 [BD 720p AAC] [42BE2B43].mkv snapshot 07.29 [2016.03.14 17.10.38]")
>be black
>tfw no qt asian gf to watch moeshit with
>>27157512
even if you did have a qt asian gf, she most likely wouldn't want to watch moeshit.
>>27157512
Holy shit OP I'm literally watching yuyushiki as I write this post
Coincidence? I think not.
>>27157614
I started watching it yesterday. I love Yui :)
steam rate thread
no gays edition
Are you a 12 year old edge lord or somthing?
>>27157647
i'm 30 you fucking prick
oh my god i'm tired of these newfags calling people 12 because they are interested in things other than CAWADOODY and GAYLO
>>27157479
There u go
Is there a reason why everybody isn't wanting to become a Registered Nurse?
You make around $65,000 a year, and only have to go to college for two years.
In other words, you're making more than engineers while only going to college for two years.
Why wasn't I told about this in school? Why aren't you and I wanting to become one right now? Let's take the medical pill, bros
I'd rather do something I like
You also goto change bed pans
what are you talking about?
pretty every normie stacy i know is going for nursing
*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
You like Mistress's farts don't you?
Brap brap brap
Makin niggas fap
>>27123532
Not this fucking time
>>27157437
Shit fetish
that even though I got circumcised, I'm still uncut because they don't actually cut anything off during a circumcision. This is a huge load off my mind. For years I thought they cut off my foreskin but apparently they don't cut anything off at all.
I'm uncut, guys! Wooo, yeah!
Seriously feels so good to know that they didn't cut off anything I can't stand it. Sad "cut" bros, get in here and feel better--because you were never cut at all.
They don't remove ANY tissue during a circumcision at all.
My mind is blown.
Personally as a parent I think that the decision to circumcise or not circumcise your child should be made in the child's self-interest.
Good reasons to have your child circumcised include:
- he'll "fit in" better with boys in the locker room
- he won't have to wash his genitals
- foreskins are weird
- foreskins are gross
- it DOESN'T affect pleasure, contrary to popular belief (i had my husband circumcised, so i know this firsthand)
- he'll last longer in bed
- girls won't be weirded out by a gross foreskin
reasons not to have your son circumcised:
- none
>>27157319
>>27157443
Wait, so what do they even do during circumcision?
Cutfag here and this is really great news. Curious as to what this means, though.
Tell me about you first crush. Anything come of it?
Nothing came of it.
Girl who lived a few streets over, in like 6th grade. Funny thing is, after I wasn't interested in her anymore, having moved on to the girls in middle school who had tits and stuff, she had a crush on me, and then didn't.. probably. And then in high school we were friends, and that's been the only time in my life I've been friends with a girl without romantic feelings from one side or the other.
5th grade, we both had a crush on each other throughout the year. some asshole I knew told her I had a crush on her. then like a week or two later her friend ran up to me and loudly said in front of like 20 other kids that she also had a crush on me. she was so embarrassed that she ran away crying her eyes out. I felt really bad for her. her friend was a little bitch for doing that.
it was kind of a running joke throughout the year for all our friends that we luuuuuuved each other. it was embarrassing for both of us.
don't want to get into too much detail, but basically I did something really terrible to her, made her cry, and I fucked it all up.
I still have it.
No luck yet.
C'mon robots let's get comfy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNZyvA1yQzw
https://youtu.be/J6DDywj6JjE?t=1m45s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gei0jjaSfsw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F-uco8ezHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=645r40YSNa4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ibOZ4vIScA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frg-n_DTSQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMu9dGm2bE0
>>27157000
I've listened to this quite a bit recently, it's quite comfy, shame it's so short though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMX2nBLYv8QThe lyrics make me think of /r9k/
>>27158266
>down under
My nigga
hi /r9k/ i would like to make a 50 part youtube series about how to achieve the american dream
it seems to me that the american dream has changed, i don't know when exactly, but it seems to have changed to "I deserve a job I love and am passionate about!"
it seems to me that most people believe they deserve to live in a desirable location, yet they can't compete (economically) to live in said places. The narrative is that you need a college degree to make a living, which is false. The liberal elitist bullies look down on those without an education, and many jobs that would allow the average american to achieve the original american dream are going unfilled.
The original american dream is to own a home. I want to do a 50 part series on how to achieve this in each state, and I would like to breakdown the regions, and industries, and cultures. - pic related
If anyone on /pol/ would be interested in working with me on this project (If I make these videos alone I'm afraid the production values will be too low to catch the attention of the mainstream), or watching, please let me know.
I feel as if though the world has gone mad with entitlement, and no one is willing to put on their bootstraps and make the hard sacrifices necessary to achieve the American dream, some are simply unaware of the opportunities out there as well.
>>27156958
kill urself op no one cares
The American Dream has always been to be happy - it's only changed because people realized having a wife/kid/good job doesn't make everything OK.
>>27157144
If you aren't happy with all of that, you'll never fucking be happy. Are you shitting me right now? Why does everyone think they need to be rich and famous to be happy. You're delusional.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years time? 20 years? Serious question.
Bear in mind we will probably be deep into WW3 and other crazy technologically advanced shit by that point.
>>27156862
Seriously in the same exact place in the same exact routine every day. I'm not 18 anymore, shit won't change for me.
>>27156888
So why don't you stop being passive and make a change yourself?
10 years?
Preparing to kill myself
20 years?
Dead
im not trying to be cynical or anything, im not even that depressed. I just know from where I stand right now im bound for failure and there is little I can do to change that.
>tfw dad got drunk and started calling me a faggot and bullying me about never having a girlfriend again
>tfw want to kick his ass but he's three times my size
;______;
Your dad sounds like the faggot here
>>27156810
Your dad's right, op. If you were straight you would've had a gf by now.
>>27156906
Who's that anime girl? What show is she from?
>Boku no Pico
