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Omegle Stories?
will greentext for you guys
>be me
>be betafag though look semi-chad online
>put some tags, one of them is /R9K/
>meet a girl
>Pretty sure she is mental though fine looking
>start talking
>she blast me with hate, then i do the same shit to her
>we laugh
>starting to talk about life
>she is german
>i am an israeli jew
>talk racist shit to each other
>talking about money and stuff
>me being shlomo Goldstien makes her jelous
>talking about fetishes
>going for the win
>we both take off cloths
>she says she likes my dick
>though it is close 6inch
>fapping
>then she is saying she wants to me to eat my cum or she will post me on r9k
>panic
>ohshitsheismental.jpeg
>skip
>meet her again
>She is sorry
>back at it again
>talking normalie
>wanting to be long term couple
>starting to think she is heavily drunk
>start crying and telling me she doesn't want to be my gf minute after she wanted
>ask her why?
>she is saying she will die in the next three years
>WhatEver.jpeg
>still talk
>BackAtItAgainWithTheOmegleWin.Wav
>tries to do some shit on me
>takes pics of her including her roastie (ew)
>both of us came
>we say goodbye after she lied about her kik
>it's been 5 hours
>It's 4am
i am sad and happy at the same time
>>27155368
>cucking himself twice with the same girl
You don't learn, do you?
>>27155423
how is that cucking?
interested
Omegle Giveth and Omegle taketh away... Until some bot is still spamming the R9K tag for a week straight
Who here loves cuckoldry??
fuck off with this faggotry
sincerely,
someone with a normal sexuality
>>27155491
Are you implying cuckoldry isn't normal?
>>27155111
You're going to get a lot of hate for this but I get it anon
Unless this is b8 then fuck you for using my fetish for this
Would you date a 16 year old who looked like this? Remember that it's perfectly legal in most states and countries to fuck 16 year olds.
Pic related is 16.
Only if her parents were dead or estranged and she didn't have any friends
>>27155109
she isnt 16 but 15 years old.
>>27155109
>implying any man would reject a beautiful woman regardless of age, family, mental health, his/her relationship status, or personality
Funny
Why not just give up your bad vibes and replace them with good vibes, /r9k/? You can't be angry or depressed when you fill yourself with your id, and disregard the thoughts of others.
Sending good vibes
Because if I replace my bad vibes with good vibes then I would only be pretending that everything is okay when it isn't
But maybe right now I'm pretending everything isn't okay when it is? I don't know. Why do we want things to be a certain way?
filling myself with my id means i would just get drunk all the time, moreso than i already do. i feel like that would end badly
>>27155068
Just live your life walking with good vibes and roll with the punches, the only thing that matters is being content and living life how you feel
Who /maga/ here? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jAeoW2IS3g0
Fuck off to /pol/ nigger
>>27155027
>>>tumblr
just don't forget to not use "n" word
>>27154993
MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN
>>27155145
trump is just a meme candidate. He is hilarious and a troll, and he pisses off liberals (who are the worst norms). But lets not pretend he represents NEET and robot interests
I JUST WANT SOME ATTENTION, ANY FORM OF INTERACTION I CAN GET
(YOU)s CALL ME A FAGGOT TELL ME TO KILL MYSELF I JUST WANT TO FEEL LIKE I EXIST TO SOMEONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27154747
You exist, but only in my imagination. And what if I'm OP?
>>27154747
stop trying so hard to be funny with the pepe shit. just go shower and go outside and meet people.
>>27154747
One interaction comin up boss man!!
I'm fucked /r9k/, kill me now
>walking on the way home from shops
>check the time on my phone just as slight habit
>bump into a tall black guy while distracted
>he says "watch you're going man"
>"s-sorry Tyrone"
>he looks back at me and says "the fuck did you just say?"
>sweating on the spot
>come up with what I thought was genius at first
>"sorry man, you just looked like a black guy in my class at college and thought you were him"
>realize how fucked the situation was after saying that
>starts shouting how I think all black people look the same and that i'm some racist
>attracts attention of passerbys staring and watching
>try to defend myself but he's having none of it
>he grabs me by the collar
>"listen you racist lil shit, I better not see you round here again or i'll make your eyes only see black"
>lets go of me and walks off
>quickly walk home trying to avoid the crowds
>lock the door and hide in my room again
>actually calling someone Tyrone
You know, the silly thing is if he knew you were just a memelord and that you come from ridiculous /r9k/ land where we make up generalized names for people, he probably wouldn't have taken you so seriously
>>27154738
The memes...lol
>>27154763
I didn't even mean to call him that, it just slipped out
>tfw tell people i am a slavic girl
>people assume i am the cute kind of slav girls like katya
>actually the very ugly kind and have unibrow and i never shave
are you that girl from /int/ who looks like an ogre or troll?
My wife's Slavic and she's hot as fuck
>>27154654
post unibrow
thick eyebrows are my fetish
Women want a respectful and caring man!!! Treat them with respect anon or you will never get a date!!!
"Yes mom"
>>27154441
Someone people have to be nice and respectful because otherwise they've got nothing going for them by way of personality.
This guy's obviously funny/attractive so girls looking for a hook up won't give a shit
>>27154441
Good women do, the sort of trash with shitty parents and no morals are the ones who want scum chads
>Tinder
>expecting anything from a hook-up site
wew anon
Daily reminder that this server is NOT comfy. We robots must stick together! Remember h
THESE NORMIES THINK THEY CAN BAN THE WORD 'NIGGER'?!?!!?
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE-
TISH TISH TISH TISH
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That was my farm what the fuck!
Someone call Lilith!!!
What was Lilith's Skype name again? April0flowers or something?
Need to get this guy banned or taken from whitelist
How do you get your parents to stop asking what's wrong? That same question has been asked the latest year or so, adn I can't fucking take it any more
"anon whats wrong
"anon whats wrong"
fucking hell i dont know leave me alone ahhh
What do I do?
move out
otherwise stick it out, people who can NEET/wageslave/collegr without being forced to move out are living a luxury thats worth some skepticism from your parents
>>27154256
It's driving me insane though. Literally every night. Over and over.
how old are you sempai? give us some details?
How do I get a body like this? I'm a 6'3" skeleton who can't gain weight.
>>27154046
No girls don't love the dad bod you fucking idiot, it's a fucking shit test to weed out the betas and showcase the Chads who don't listen to that shit and keep lifting
Hit to the gym and get /fit/, faggot
>>27154072
I don't want to go to the gym..
>>27154086
That's your problem
The dad bod is a meme
Cumfaggot is king edition
Cumfaggot out desu
>>27130007
>ctrl+F "lad"
is this supposed to be some sort of weird britfeel meme or do you Bongs really speak this way?
>>27154143
for what reason? what is the charge? eating a meal? a succulent chinese meal?
My antidepressants aren't working and it will be a while before I can get new ones. How does one cope, and without drugs? I can't take this anymore.
Breathe in and out and realize that life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
>>27153970
Feel for the anti depressants meme. Taking pills won't fix your problems kek
>>27154599
They did help me care less for a period of time about some of the things that made me feel worse.
ITT: we post our more obscure feels
>be me
>on elevator with a bunch of black people
>one of them accidentally bumps into me
>everyone laughs
>they start talking about me like I'm not there
>"you should have seen his face Shaniqua!"
For some reason this annoys me and makes me sad.
>>27153963
Well of course. People talking about you like you don't exist and ate not syanding right there is very rude. Especially so in this instance when you have a group of black people who will instantly claim racism if you talk back about it.
>>27154051
*Are not standing
>>27154051
Thank u anon, I'm glad you understand. I hope you have a great week man.
