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Is this a meme?
or robots are really addicted to this stuff?
you know you are literally begging for cancer by eating this shit?
i'm a special case because i'm mummy's special prince
MOMMY MOMMY give me tendies
Be they crispy or from wendys.
>>27148439
I think manbabies really do eat them.
Who going to kill themselves this year?
me me me me me me me oooh oohh me me
>tfw I was highly suicidal
>try anti-depressants
>no longer suicidal but I don't want to live in this normie world
>>27148429
I wish. Still have to wait until I get my own place and can legally buy a shotgun, though, no suicide for me until 2017.
How do you guys handle the fact that from a utilitarian point of view, most of us robots have absolutely no reason to live? We are worthless scum to the world at large. A hindrance. A pest. Perhaps even a danger (with all the mass shootings). We are something worthy of extermination. We serve absolutely no purpose in society and should be sentenced to summary execution/euthanasia. Why even bother, robots?
>>27148428
By not having a utilitarian point of view -- i.e, by not being literally autistic.
Pretty easy, I don't give a shit about how my presence is perceived by others.
I live for myself, not for society.
>>27148459
Then you're just fooling yourself.
Because we don't have enough mystery threads up right now.
>>27148424
>allow eggman to fertilize your eggs
holy fucking shit
>>27148424
TEEELLL MEEE IMMM PREEETTY DOJ!!!!
LOOK AT MEEEE I'M A 15 YEAAARRR OLDDD GIRLL !!!! THAT POST NUDES AND NEEDS ATTENTION!!!!!!!
HUIHIHIHH DON'T HATE ME!!!!!!
I SAY COOL STUFF!!!!!
I'M PREEETTYYY TELL MEE i'M PRETTTYY!!!
>>27148483
I'm not going to tell you you're pretty because you're shitposting. Stop it.
>tfw 90 word essay due for next week and haven't even finished the introduction yet
90 words?
What are you? A 'special case'?
>tfw 3 word essay due by the sun's supernova and haven't even learned how to write yet
90 Words? Dang, 3rd grade must be hard anon
Why aren't you lifting to compensate for your shorcomings?
My dick is normal sized, so I don't need to
>>27148252
I'm tall and my dick is average size.
I don't have any shortcomings for which lifting can compensate. I would like to look as good as I used to but I don't have that dedication any more. People don't expect you to have a ripped body at 31.
>>27148252
Twink-mode is cuter, tho.
Who else is so stunted that they can't imagine sex is a real thing? It seems like something fake that's in porn to me, but the reality is that most of the people you walk past have partaken in it within the past week and I never have been close.
Yeah I think about it all the time and I wonder how they can reconcile it with their normal personalities because, in porn at least, it's like they become an animal whilst they're doing it. It's really weird.
>>27148335
Maybe we are just supreme gentlemen who are above them
Im pretty sure sex is a meme created by normos to bring us down
Daily reminder that even girls like pic related would reject manlets.
>>27148163
Those white heels make her feet look like cloven hooves
then how come I've had girlfriend and see lots of other normal size guys with gfs?
I'm 5'9 and my last bf was 5'7. You guys need to get over this.
>tfw started lifting at age 13
>now 20yo manlet
>5'7 is my height now
Lifting stunts growth. Lifting produces testosterone and the testosterone fuses the growth plates. Tell your children to not lift weights until 26.
I'm 6'2 and started lifting when I was 15. You were just meant to be a manlet senpai.
Estrogen fuses the bone plates, thats why girls are usually shorter.
>>27148285
Are you really 6'2 senpai?
>be 30 years old
>dating girls younger than 20 is viable, but it feels wrong and everyone will try to fuck this up
>dating girls 20-30 isn't viable because NEARLY ALL of them are already in a relationship
>the few ones that are not are usually mentally ill or used goods looking for a provider
even if you try to win, they won't let you
if dating young girls is wrong I don't want to be right
>>27147981
Just date the younger women and people who think this is wrong can go fuck themselves. A lot of women prefer older men and even many parents prefer their daughters dating stable, older guy than college Chad.
>>27147981
>it feels wrong and everyone will try to fuck this up
So? Who cares? Let them. What do you have to lose anyway?
A heavyset black man is loudly fucking my older sister in the room next to mine
She probably thinks I'm not at home
I love her in every way, she is enormously reserved and the only person in the world I love at all
My entire worldview is being changed right now and I've gone through the entire spectrum of emotions
I've ignored it, gotten angry, spied on them for a long time, jerked off while spying, felt like a cuck, got angry again, and now I just want to kill myself because the real depression is setting in
In love with her my whole life, and I secretly jerked off to a thug fucking her as our first intimate interaction
I'm going to explode
it's all you
pack up all your things and move somewhere you've never been
>>27147939
>Posting cuck fanfiction on /r9k/.
At least go play a video game you retarded useless neet.
>Day 1 of 5
Tick tock.
The wagecuck is on the clock.
Jokes on you ass boy I'm on day 4 of 6
Jokes on you NEETcuck, I slaved away from 17-24, a mere 8% of my expected life, and now the next 50 years or so of my life are going to be enjoyed being able to buy pretty much anything I want with some planning, and 'working' maybe 20 hours a week.
>>27147710
> of 6
Not even the dead know peace from your hell.
Who's weeb here?
Weebs are royalty, non-weebs exist to serve weebs.
Sounds like some cancer shitposting thread here
>>27147592
Caster is pretty bad early game
Would you honestly kiss her?
>>27146701
Does she have mrsa or something?
>>27146701
Yes, but what's wrong with her face?
>>27146701
As facial burns go that's not so bad. Yeah, I would. Or rather it wouldn't stop me from kissing her if I wanted to otherwise.
>be 22 yr old NEET kv HS dropout
>failed highschool when I was 18, a NEET ever since
>parents tell me to get a highschool diploma this year already
>yeahsure.png
>don't study shit
>fail again, for the second time
>now going to give that shitty GED thing for dumb redneck people
Should I off myself already?
A HS diploma is worth no more than a GED m8. GED is actually probably harder to get though because you cant really cheat your way through
why do parents let their kids hang around home aimlessly after they dropout of school? atleast get a job you slime
Same here, op.
SHIT FUCKING SUCKS
fucking hell why did I not finish high school
