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Could be human sacrifice, taking a life, betrayal, oh and you wont go to hell for it, if that's what's holding you back. Come on anons how far will you go?
If there were no reprecussions, I'd do just about anything short of genocide. Fuck it.
>>27149930
I'd step on the grass
>>27149930
I wouldn't want to hurt anyone. But assuming that I had no chance of getting caught, I'd consider robbing a rich person who has great insurance.
Why don't some of you depressed manlets use the computers you're on right now to go get a hooker and get laid?
Seriously? All you do is piss and moan on here when you could open up a new tab type in your nearest city and pick out a tasty slut who'll suck and fuck your dick no matter what you look like or how autistic you are.
So what are your excuses, cowards?
How would that help me?
>>27149854
>Why don't some of you depressed manlets use the computers you're on right now to go get a hooker and get laid?
I'm a broke ass NEET.
Hooker sex is only a good deal when you're a psychologically normal dude who just wants to dissipate some of his excess horniness.
These losers just want validation, inclusion and status symbols. Hookers won't do shit for them. They'd be better off paying for a girl to pretend to be their gf for a dinner.
Why can't I let go over her?
Knowing that there is a girl out there who is my perfect match and yet I can't have her is literally tearing my heart into pieces. I must be in hell. I must of died a while ago and I don't remember it.
It's the only explanation for this level of torment.
Is that really rose?
>those hips
>her
>>27149716
How do you know she's a 'perfect match'? She probably isn't. Once you realise that it wont hurt so much
Someone lady is sleeping with her head in my lap, how about you?
>>27149704
>Someone lady
So you're a cuck.
>>27149704
Timestamp that shit now fag
Bed still warm from gf getting up and going to work. That sentence solidified my normie status I think..
How are you guys holding up? I'm starting to get depression and suicidal again after it went away for a year. I think ending my life will be the end to my misery, death is inevitable so why not speed up the process since once we die we cease to exist? I should probably see a doctor but I feel like my problems are so small and nobody will take me seriously
>>27149596
Same here
>depression
>it goes away after a few months
>comes back out of nowhere 1 year later
Its been like that for 10 years, it all started when l was 12.
You shouldn't kill yourself though, it gets better.
>>27149596
I think I don't have depression, but i wish you good luck anon.
I am thinking of going to a doctor because it has gotten a bit worse recently and I'm not enjoying anything at all as well as suicidal.
>dick rate thread
>size thread
>Baley Jay, trap thread
>drugs thread
>feminine penis thread
When did /b/ become that absolute toilet of the Internet? Jesus that place is terrible. Who /b/ here?
>>27149392
>When did /b/ become that absolute toilet of the Internet?
Are you serious? /b/ has always been a trash containment board for cancer and normies who think /b/ is the entirety of 4chan. Outside of /b/, nobody like /b/.
>>27149392
Newfag spotted. /b/ has always been a garbage board.
I stopped going there when every second thumbnail was CP. I'm probably on some list by now even though i never clicked on anything.
It's a shame, all the best shit is on there. I get banned everywhere else for my shitposting.
>make comfy thread
>a bunch of autistic redditors start shitposting in them with "countertrips"
Fox News and Chanology were mistakes.
I was a mistake tbqh
>>27149095
Perhaps. Who are you?
>>27149129
Anonymous. Who are you?
> tfw pushing all my friends away
I knew it couldn't last.
>tfw successfully pushed all my friends away years ago
>pushed family other than my parents away
>now going periods of months without speaking to anyone other than cashiers
I don't really feel anything
Probably your fault
Either they weren't really your friends anyway and were normies or more likely you weren't ever a deserving friend to them and they dumped your dumb dick ass
Why are you trying to push your friends away, anon?
>2000 was 20 years ago
So fucking old.
>>27148914
What
originality at its finest
I think you mean 16 anon..
>>27148919
>>27150232
You sure about that? ;---)
Why do people care about these shit animals? They're like women but worse, you can't even unload your big swollen balls into them
Pets in general are a pretty stupid concept in this day and age.
If you cant handle being alone and need an animal to keep you from killing yourself, just do us all a favour and end your shit now.
>>27148895
>le dogfag tries his hand at constructing a kitty strawman
nice try, pupperfucker
both of those animals shit everywhere unless you train them, that's the number one thing stopping me from getting a pet.
Any other fembots here who like muscular guys? :)
I need a gf who wants a skinny/unhairy chest/back.
>>27148867
Muscular guy here, I want a fembot gf.
>>27148936
don't kid yourself. ALL women would prefer a muscular (or at least toned) guy. they deny it of course, but deep down... you just know
Any of you close to ideal?
Average is about 6-6.5 inches.
I have a big floppy eight incher, but can't get hard even with drugs
Yippee
>tfw ideal penis
>tfw unused
>>27148552
Graph's not the original, although at least this version doesn't have too many obvious signs of tampering.
Was originally used to distort a survey and therefore sell penis enhancement products.
Non-whites are inferior unintelligent apes.
The world would look much better if there were only white people in it.
>>27148542
I never post about this or say it but I do unironically believe this desu
I also hide all obvious nig/pajeet thraeds
Disagreed
Whites have a tendency to self-destruction in form of degeneracy.
They will die out like the Neanderthals.
>>27148542
This stuff is sad, and shouldn't be on this board.
Do you guys think my oneitis had already been BLACKED?
I can't have a crush on her anymore if that's the case.
>>27148521
You are a naive virgin faggot OP.
ALL your crushes have been blacked, depraved and fucked by 3 dicks long before you laid eyes on them.
ALL GIRLS ARE WHORES, YOUR ONITIS IS NO EXCEPTION!
The quicker you learn this, the quicker you can grow up and move on.
>>27148521
probably. just give up like me all have
>>27148521
probably vomit if i saw that
Would you date a NEET girl /r9k/?
>>27148518
Hell no, who would sustain my neetdom if not a wagecuckqueen?
Fuck neet girl.
>>27148518
No chance. You look like Wednesday Adams without the charm.
>not an anime girl
Get off my thread
