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Tell me about your last gf anon!
W-what? I'm your first?
Well at least you aren't a vir-
Wait, you've never even had sex?
In her mind
>Oh my god, no one in his entire life has found him attractive enough to have something as simple as sex with.
>>27156783
If you're older than 18, you can't hold a gf down unless you've had a gf before that.
>So no one found you attractive enough to have sex with you???
>Well you find me attractive enough and would have had sex with me if you didn't know that, right?
>Umm I guess
>Checkmate roasties
>>27156843
>maybe he's really clingy and crazy
>I'll hold out on sex until I see what he's like
>Eh, maybe I shouldn't even bother, I've been eyeing that other guy anyway
>Better distance myself before he gets too attached.
>I've decided that I'm not going to work for a wage
>money means more to me than my youth
>>27156973
>I'm going to spend my youth locked away in my parents' bedroom while posting pictures of tumblrfrogs
>>27157002
>all robots are the same
>people are actually happy to have this.....thing as their leader
>muh progressives
I had a girl show me this video the other day as an example of why I should vote for Sanders.
>people are actually happy to have this thing as their leader
At least Sanders has some tact.
>>27156684
he is a Jew communist from an all-white low population state in the Northeast. he has as much chance to win the nomination or Presidency as Al Sharpton does.
Why is it that 3D girls can't even compare to this?
>>27156591
>sword art online
Get better taste, nigger.
>>27156626
like what?
>inb4 loli
>>27156626
The shittiness of SAO adds to the mystery.
SAO has bad character designs, yet it's still 1000x better than 3DPD.
>just deactivated facebook
>>27156584
good job senpai now you can stop being a complete faggot being 100% stalked by the government
>just deleted mytumblraccount
got with a few highschool friends cause of facebook last week
>just deactivated
>they dont have any other contact information
fuck those faggots
Are there any girls in the world that like this body-type?
>>27156399
Are you a fucking goblin, OP?
>>27156399
fucking hell do you have chicken legs as well? because that's me right in the picture
I don't understand how I can be skinny all over specially wrists and hands except for the 6 months pregnant belly fuck thermodynamics and weight / fat storage
Why not just lost weight?
How can we die if we were never really alive?
The only difference between a living organism and a dead one is the presence of cells. But we invented that classification,didn't we?
Thoughts? People irl don't take me serious.
>The only difference between a living organism and a dead one is the presence of cells
I thought it was electrical activity in the organism's brain, nervous system or whatever it uses to control itself
>>27156201
>How can we die if we were never really alive?
We don't die, we just stop thinking
which might as well be the same thing
"How can we die if" - no, you're completely right, there is no coherent "how", there is no means by which we can die, because we don't exist. What's your point?
>>27156578
>because we don't exist
what do you mean
not being critical, I actually want to know what you specifically mean by this
If women are so bad why don't we all just get femboy gf's?
traps are even worse at being feminazis than women, and besides, they poop from there, ewww.
>wanting something that emulates all the worst parts of women with none of the fun parts
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU AROUSED ME SEXUALLY WITH THAT WEBM BUT ITS NOT LONG ENOUGH TO JACK OFF TO
I WANNA EAT THAT ASS SO FUCKIN BAD
>you will never make a girl blush
>you will never allow a girl to style your hair
>tfw a girls heart will never go doki doki when she thinks about you
>you will never impregnate Galko and make her a mother
>he's getting bored of you
>he's done using you for sex
>your life is over
i should've known
>>27156066
Why not just find someone else? It's not like it's hard to do.
yeah it sucks to be you
Hurr durr I'm a girl give me replies.
Though if this is legit just be happy to shake that dirt off your shoes. Next time make sure that the person your getting into a relationship with isn't so fickle or grow a personality so people don't find you boring.
How do I unFUCK my heart up?
pic related. the girl who just fucked my heart up.
>>27155773
You do the only thing you can do. Keep going until you pass through the other side.
>>27155836
What's on the other side?
>>27155968
No-one can tell you, bro. You have to see it for yourself.
Some think it to be a deeper level of feel. But who knows for sure.
> Are you sure you're not hungry? I bought this especially for you. If you don't eat it, it will go bad. Have you ever tried this? I saw this package and remembered how much you liked cookies when you were 3.
why do grandparents do this?
>>27155765
>Grandparents
>they don't know what they did
I want to dispel the notion that grandparents don't know what they are doing, then know exactly what they are doing
your grandparents know what you need more than you do. literally if you put them in control of your life, you'd be better off than you running the show.
How do I get women to notice me?
go to the gym.
or you will become this.
>>27155683
Money
Play an instrument well
Do something genuinely interesting that you're better at than anyone else
>>27155683
Pick a specific type of woman. Women account for half of the world's human population, so what is one's turn-on is another's turn-off.
Once you figured out what type of woman you'd like, play the part and stick with it.
I'm a sucker for goth/punk/emo/alternative girls, and because they're a minority and have a smaller pool of guys to pick from they're also not as fickle as Stacey.
Also ideally you'd like to pick a type of girl that is also within your own interests so you don't have to fake everything all the time.
>No comfy steam friend to just be around
>tfw came back from the store with my qt bf just in time for shitposting
>>27155635
Post your ID and I'll be that person for your
I bug my steam friends every minute I'm not busy.
>tfw none of my steam friends talk to me anymore
I want to drink so bad. I know I should stop. I'm getting fatter. What do I do? What can I do to cope with loneliness and boredom at night?
drink more. it's ok.
>>27155489
drink uncut hard liquor. gets you drunk with much less calories
>>27155489
Try weed instead, family
