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>Women won't even look at you
>They will have intimate sex with other guys after knowing them for less than 2 hours
How does that make you feel?
>>29311641
It makes me feel sad.
Is that what you want to hear? Yes it makes me unhappy. I wish life was different
>>29311641
I am the other guy all along. Tfw amazing sex binge all the while thinking I was getting cucked because r9k polluting my mind.
I am the guy that skirts away from women.
>>29311672
same desu famalam
originelli
*TRRRRRRRUMMMPPPHHHHH*
These threads never fail to make me laugh.
don't die brap thread
q9w0
>>29311608
Sounds like someone is a trump supporter.
I really want to start smoking, but I'm too afraid to buy cigarettes. I feel like I'm going to have a nervous breakdown every time I try to ask for a pack. How can I fix this?
>>29311583
Never seen a more R9K post
>>29311583
Go up to the gas station attendant and ask for a pack of marlboros
If they ask long or short just say short.
I bought a pack this exact way to see I liked cigarettes, smoked the whole pack but didn't really get anything out of it so never smoked again.
Cigars are much better and the stores are filled with cool old dudes who don't judge.
>tfw 10 days smoke-free after 4 years of smoking
I'm not gonna tell you not to do it OP but I will tell you that every smoker eventually comes to regret their decision.
Whatever you decide, I hope you enjoy it (if you're 18+!). I really liked Berkeley even if they were cheap and horrible.
memes aside, do you legitimately hate women
Yes, I do. I will never do anything to benefit women in any way, shape, or form for as long as I live.
I make love to strange women.
>>29311576
Only when I get frustrated
>anyone want to skype?
I kind of want to, but sorry, I can't. I feel bad because you're probably harmless, but you never know who you can trust on the internet.
>>29311572
Yeah sure anon, whats your skype?
>>29311646
>>29311664
I don't actually have one, I was just wondering if anyone wanted to. If I find there to be enough general community interest, I will invest in a webcam and set up an account.
>tfw no qt ginger gf.
Why even live?
>>29311540
Had a ginger gf once, didn't work out so well.
>>29311565
Did you ever bury your face in her ass?
>>29311540
Pic relates: She eerily looks like a sex doll
>driving is nothing more than a game to me
>spend months at a time strategically learning drift mechanics and playing eurobeat games
>get bored of cars after a while and move on to bikes but that's okay because there's literally billions of you little crotch rockets to leave in the dust
>some cars actually believe i care about them but the truth is i only use them to street race and acquire fat stacks of cash
Can you stop, this is the third time I've seen this thread, you can't force this shitty meme.
You missed >>>/o/
>>29311510
>implying this is a shitty meme
It just doesn't provoke much of a response when it isn't itself a response to something
I'll start
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dMrImMedYRo
I miss my dog :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM&index=73&list=LLMD_KJx-NCIr1HXAViGjH2A
>>29311421
That picture just broke my heart. I miss my dog -___________-
Hey /r9k/, I'm going to start smoking some dank weed right now and I won't stop until I'm out.
Also, why are you guys so misogynistic? Explain yourselves.
Talk about either of the above points.
Misogyny is just another word that has lost all meaning due to overuse like literally.
I'm almost out of weed.
Not sure if I should pick up or start cutting back tomorrow.
Hope you have a panic attack from all the weed you peenus weenus
So I was talking to my mother today.
She said she knows some people who would like hanging out with me, says they're just like me.
She shows a few pictures.
19-25 year olds who are easily 6'0+ with clear skin, great features, stereotypically attractive, etc.
A bonus was the complete Stacy she showed near the end who would probably spit on me at every chance she got.
Why do people taunt me like this?
Mothers do that because they don't want to accept they won't have any grandkids and fucked up at parenting so bad they have kids that can't even get laid. They think if they "try" to set you up with people they haven't failed yet.
>>29311366
you were lucky it was photos
when I was 15 and moved to a new area my dad stopped by some kids rolled down the window and said this is anon you can come around and play any time we live at address such and such
>>29311431
Fucking hell, why do parents do this embarrassing shit?
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/automation-was-supposed-to-liberate-women-what-happened
Robots are going to kick women out of the workforce! But this time we'll have sex bots so we won't want to betabux for them
We're finally going to put women in their place!
>>29311354
Women will be protected. They are a key element in the government's scheme of social control. They are conformists, reliable consumers, predictable voters, etc. And most importantly they keep the beta males in line. The betas will be the ones screwed over by all of this, as always, because they keep being stubborn about so many things and won't fall in line. The women are playing their role perfectly fine and will be rewarded.
>>29311571
white ugly males are now the most oppressed group of individuals on the planet
particularly ones in the age bracket 18-25
Nigga whenever we get near to the point that automation is borderline automatic with little human intervention through the entire process women will be the first ones to get whatever basic incomeish thing happens as a result, single mothers in particular. And once AI and robotics are advanced enough to make convincing waifus, humans will be largely obsolete anyway.
>tfw no qt Latina gf to hug and cuddle
picture the mexican she's dating (fucking)
you're welcome
Chad likes their warm personalities.
Pft
>>29311343
hopefully he's a really cute Mexican guy with fluffy hair
Is it worth it to buy a Fleshlight? Or should I just buy an onahole instead?
Flesh lights are overpriced junk, buy an onahole
>>29311273
>buying masturbation toys
this is the weakest, most feminine shit you can waste your time and money on.
>I deserve pleasure! I am a special boy, and I should be able to have a special peepee tickle if I want one!
>shigs
>digs
>>29311313
This is the most autistic, poorly reasoned post you could waste repeating digits on.
>be me
>highschool fag
>semi-popular, attractive
>last day of school spent watching movies
>history teacher puts in Interstellar
>says people who have seen it or don't want to see it can leave
>80% of class leaves
>left me and a couple qt.14s and some dudes in there
>surewhytheflipnot.source
>watch movie
>really like it
>get to part when Cooper sees his son through the computer
>start crying with matthew
>literally fucking bawling
>i am the only one bawling
>one of the girls scoot up to me
>i can see her teary eyes
>pats my back and calms me
>the first time I've 1) ever cryed that hard to something 2) touched by a girl that wasn't my gf
>continue watching movie, sniffling like a bitch
>get to when Cooper meets Murph and I cry again
>not as hard, but still cried like a sadkunt
>ripzyzz.btw
>the cute girl from earlier is also bawling
>whole room is kinda crying
>i still cried harder than anyone
>sike started bawling even harder
>something about it triggered me and made me have all these ideas
>start venting to girl about how I don't want to lose my family
>fuckimreallyabitch.jpg
>she embraces in hug
>she vents back how she couldn't handle losing the person she loves
inb4 some asks why no one is judging us or doing anything about my crying, the school and students are chill as fuk. Anyways-
>people are venting to each other about stuff also
>eventually stop crying and everyone is silent
Cont?
i didn't read any of that, i just wanted to say interstellar is a really bad movie, and i usually like nolan's movies despite all their flaws
it was just a really terribly put together movie
Your gf thinks you're an estrogenized pussy bitch and she will leave you at the first chance she gets with a masculine, high test Chad that doesn't cry like a bitch, and she will tell him all about how her ex was a crying sissy bitch.
Bumpyrumpy
i often cum and then need to clean up so i wipe my cum on some toilet paper and flush it down the toilet...
now, what happens if my MOM has her period and she flushes her EGG down the toilet??
what are the chances of my sperm going inside her egg and making a sewer baby? is this at all possible or not really?
sorry if this is the wrong board to ask, i just didnt know where else it should be posted
Guess who's getting a sewer baby
you're either high or 14
babies need protein and nutrients to grow
these are fed to babies in wombs through an umbilical cord
if an egg gets fertilized outside a womb, there is nothing for it to feed on
this kills the egg
>>29311251
depends breh, if the fertilized egg manages to work its way back into your drinking water, it might implant on your grannies vagina
