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ill start one
plz dont be mean
op here
i have revealed tripcode on accident
kik is @ipassedouthoursago
also template
r8 pls :^)
I crave validation
>>29314241
>single: no
>ideal partner: i don't like relationships
what
>>29314433
>top videogames: N/A
:(
How did you handle knowing you'll never be Chad enough to have a gf like her?
When I was 12 I thought I would mature and have a hot gf. I'm ugly as sin with no hope.
"you are so handsome and nice anon when you are older girls will love you" thanks for beta enabling mom and dad
Yeah growing up and seeing that you aren't meant for the whole dating and girls thing blows.
>>29314229
She is a fine looking lady
>>29314325
She certainIy is
It's 33% right?
yes 1/3rd chance
It's 25% of 33%, so 16.66% chance both are crits.
>>29314211
25 percent i think, then again i am clinically retarded
>cold feet
>put on slippers
>slippers make feet sweaty
>take slippers because sweaty
>the sweatyness makes my feet even colder
>put on the slippers the get sweatyer and the cycle repeats
pic related, it's them
Wear socks you newb
Only take them off when you need to give me a footjob
>>29314124
Please give me a foot job
>>29314299
>Please give me a foot job
no!!!
Daily general. Postlewdbitsand play overwatch etc
anyone here live on the gold coast?i'm not gay
It's a cold one and I'm all comfy in my cave. Best feel ever
>>29314155
Sorry anon, vicfag here. Should be a few qldanons about though.
Has anything ever happened to you like this fellow Robots?
I'll greentext the full story if you guys want.
>>29314110
Weird
Avoid that
>>29314110
It's a trap!
Origamini
>>29314110
This is asking for all sorts of trouble, OP...
how's everyone doing tonight? :)
i'm kinda lonely........
>>29314024
tits or gtfo 2bhfam
>>29314024
There seems to be a lot of trannies online but I don't know a single one in real life. Are they just more of a online vocal minority or do people in real life just not tell anyone or am I just oblivious?
>>29314024
>how's everyone doing tonight?
Not killing myself, which means that hopefully you and I are having very different nights.
>tfw never a situation any more for talking to a girl
Those days have gone haven't they? I can't even think of a situation.
>>29314006
You gotta make situations dude
Go outside and talk to girls
Don't do pickup artist shit but like find activities where you can talk to girls causally
>>29314083
I wouldn't know where to start.
Life is supposed to be like the movies where guys approach women with spontaneous and witty one liners.
TOP 10 THINGS SINGLE GUYS HAVE TO TO TO GET LAID:
1.) be confident as f*ck, keep up the charade every waking moment
2.) ignore every bit of self-doubt and fear of rejection
3.)basically be able to ignore anything bad that's ever happened to you and convince yourself you're THE hottst sh*t alive
4.) exercise on on a regular basis and stick to a good diet to look somewhat attractive
5.) take real good care of your appearance in general. Also be naturally good looking
6.) try and get rejected, try and get rejected, try and get rejected, ......., try again even if it takes months. The moment you let it get to you though, you appear weak and are basically f*cked.
7.) buy expensive drinks, keep up with her retarded fucking mind-games
8.) pretend to be interested in her vain bullshit
9.) have a good job, a nice place, lots of friends (social proof) - have your life 90% together
10.) have something interesting about you that make you stand out (exceptional talent or business skills, whatever)
11.) be able to read her ultra-sublte clues, even if she's straight up bullshitting you
12.) at the same time, be in TOTAL control of the entire interaction. It's up to you to find the perfect moments to take it to the next level
13.) be able to tell the difference between what she says and what she wants. This is a 10000-step program in itself
14.) impress her stupid friends you don't care about because only if they approve of you she'll want to f*ck you
15.) be able to take over an entire social circle if neccessary. Even in a whole group of new people you've never even met.
16.) naturally a bit shy and reserved? Enjoy not having sex for your entire life. MAN UP, BITCH
17.) "tease" her (do shit she says she doesn't like but do it i a way that she actually likes. Try and figure..)
18.) make her feel sexy and desired but at the same time give her the feeling that she's not important to you at all and you have better options. Mind. F*cking. Games.
19.) don't dare to get frustrated, after all if anything goes wrong it's noone's fault but yours
20.) start gathering lots and lots and LOTS of experience as young as possible. Girls can smell unexperiences guys from 10000miles away and they loathe them
21.) act tough, be emotional, be gentle and aggressive, be fun and in control, be absolutely everything needed at the right time (which you have to figure out too btw)
22.) recognize your social status and act according to it. If girs classify you as a bit of a loser, don't ever even dare to look a chick in the eyes, she'll shame you so f*cking bad you'll want to kill yourself
TOP 10 THINGS SINGLE GIRLS HAVE TO TO TO GET LAID:
1.) exist
2.) Not be fat (HUGE BOOST)
3.) Like videogames
So, if you're telling me if I can do all this shit and jump through all these hoops, then I can have a chance that a girl will MAYBE consider me?
Sign me up.
lol, I literally do none of those things on your list and have woman approaching me
All you really need to do is click with them and make them laugh
What is your ultimate sexual fantasy, anon? Come on now. Don't be shy.
TOUCH BOOBS
having sex with a woman
>>29313949having very loving passionate sex with my oneitis
Do you agree with maisie?
FUCKING SHILL THREAD GET OUT REEEEE
>>29313939
since feminism is cancer, of course not. men and women are not equal and sexism is healthy. Treating people who are different differently is correct. treating people who are different the same is insanity. treating people who are the same differently is oppression.
>>29313939
I'm going to blow celebrities the fuck out soon.
Why is India so disgusting?
I don't even have to look at the fact that Indian people are dirty and gross, the fact that their population is over a billion says it all.
Why do they have so many people, why are they so disgusting, and how is it that these subhuman mongoloids are able to reproduce faster than rabbits when they are both ugly AND autistic, while many of us whites are handsome and have trouble keeping a girl around past the first date?
>>29313904
Because they pushed back feminism while you white cucks allowed it.
>>29313904
>while many of us whites are handsome
lol
>>29313904
Same as Africa, western medicine was a mistake.
Ask a drug addict/alcoholic who has completely lost control of his life anything. Getting evicted soon, contemplating suicide.
Dont do drugs kids.
>>29313708
why are you posting lies on an anime imageboard?
>>29313708
Aww.. So what's your story? What are you addicted to? Why has your life turned so sour?
>>29313729
Lel you have no idea how much I wish I was lying.
/vp/ is being raided. This is the thread to discuss Pokemons.
Robots need not apply.
Who else here loves pokemon mystery dungeon?
I always remember when I was just a teen and was playing through with my Skitty partner, she was so cute and kickstarted an obsession
I know people say that Gardevoir is the sexiest pokemon but I gotta say, Delcatty has to handsdown be the sexiest pokemon
>>29313691
masuda
When are Pokemon games ever going to get better?
How the heck does this happen? REEEEEEEEE
Pic is my gf and I's text. She convinced me to let one of her old friends fuck her. I just wanna an hero.
Is.. is this bait?
>>29313654
I refuse to believe this is real.
If this is what normalfags are up to, the world could end tomorrow and I woudnt care.
>>29313654
PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs dont be real.
if by chance this is not bait, break up with her immediatly
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