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One this day in history Professor NEET von Comfy has achieved a level of comfort unknown to the world before.
I, Professor NEET von Comfy have combined both a sleeping bag and a snuggie AND some pillows. This is called the comfort armor.
I, Professor NEET von Comfy have also got gold fish flavor blasted XTRA cheddar with some tea and soda on the side.
This is truly a glorious day. Not only for NEETkind, but for Mankind.
>>27571452
>gold fish flavor blasted XTRA cheddar
I love these, even though they're pure salt with a hint of cheese.
They will be my first meal (served with nice fresh tendies) when I drop out of school and return to being a NEET. I regret ever walking off the true path of enlightenment.
Tell me more about your work. How does comfort armor impact existing paradigms and what influence will it have on society going forward?
>>27571452
tea AND soda? what a madman
Do normalfags know that you are a creep ? When did you first realize you are creepy ?
>>27571396
They can tell immediately. Creepy people give off creepy vibes.
>>27571396
Yeah, for lots of reasons people know I'm a creep
I guess I knew subconsciously my whole life
I'm an undeniably confirmed creep, but some mischievous sluts are into that kinda thing ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7tenj5V-aE
>tfw 5'7 with a 5'10 gf
any other manlets know this glorious feel
Fuck off norman
Just get the fuck out you fucking cunt
nice op, how did you get her? did she mention your height or anything that we should know?
Repeating names
Repeating numbers
VIVA LA RAZA!
>>27571022
I LIE
>spic is a cheating bastard
>still a face
Man I miss Eddie
>>27571047
I CHEAT
HOW DO PEOPLE JUST GO OUT AND FIND OTHER PEOPLE TO FUCK WHENEVER THEY WANT
FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????
>>27570905
first you actually have to leave your house m8
>>27570905
>step 1: be attractive
>step 2: don't be unattractive
>>27570914
Okay I'm outside, what now?
Let's have a qt thread pls.
post qts.
>>27570742
qt post
>>27570780
No guys. Especially no nu-males.
>>27570789
fuck you bitchoriginal
Does anyone else like Eliza even if she is a little whore?
>>27570552
i'd fuck the shit out of her face tb.h lad
>>27570552
i do. i dont care how much r9k drags her through the mud, ill always like her.
>>27570552
No one likes the little attention whore, face reminds me of a dog from the back woods...
(We know it's you btw)
>just checking if betas still orbit me
Tell me robots
Do you flush your shit filled toilet paper?
Or throw it in a near by Garbage can after you wipe?
http://strawpoll.me/7254357
i need to know, also post thoughts
What sort of autist puts it in the trash
>>27570448
I have to throw it away because it clogs my toilet if I don't
The real question is, do you stand up to wipe?
Anyone else wish they were born black?
No, I'd rather have a big cock and be white. Being born black doesn't mean you'd have a mandingo sized cock, if it did those black guys with huge dicks wouldn't be special.
>>27570413
I am black. You should know that the BBC meme is just that, a meme. We're the least desirable race other than indians irl.
>>27570475
How big is your pecker friendo?
Why is there so much fat acceptance bullshit for women but there's no one out there defending skinnyfat/fat guys?
because the world doesn't value men. they can suffer, and nobody will blink an eye.
>fatty arms are to short to reach across her torso
>this is "real" "natural " and """""beautiful""""
>>27570410
Because fat guys are already accepted.
>be full blown 4chan autismo who is visually normal
>meet grill
>fall in oneitis naturally because autismo
>be super inept and inexperienced
>literally learned to kiss last week
>also be high test and irrational
>express all of my shotcomings and ineptitudes to her
>eventually she gets tired of me being clingy and weird and attached
>think i can fix this i can convince her i can get over things
>she now thinks im some kind of psycho whos going to kill her
>cut contact
This feels like one of those things that could only happen to a /robot/. Im so afraid im going to lose my job or go on trial for something that im never going to do and this will go full blown to kill a mockingbird and holy shit what do i do i have enough saved to leave the country i cant stop the panic attacks
Please help bots
>>27570381
>>literally learned to kiss last week
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO NORMIE
>>27570906
Im this close to oding im scared as fuck fuck fuck FUCk
Who /shoplifter/ here?
I just stole a pair of headphones from Walmart today. I think they saw me on the security cam cause there was a mall cop watchin the door when I left. I took a b-line for the bathrooms when I got out of the line and put the headphones on in the stall and ignored him on my way out. lol rent-a-cops are so pathetic.
What have you stolen lately fellow robots?
I have no moral obligation against shoplifting I'm just a big pussy and might cry if they caught me.
You are scum David. Tumblrinas shoplift David, are you a Tumblrina? Were you raised to be a Tumblrina?
I hope you feel bad for what you've done.
I'm poor as fuck and steal food from supermarkets frequently. That's all though, I can't imagine stealing anything else.
I was looking to browse anonymously, what is the best proxy software I can get?
>>27570330
HURR IM A LEET HAXOR XDXDXDXD
>>27570330
>Looking to browse anonymously
Do you have any fucking idea what website you're on right at this very moment?
It's called tor.
how come some people are so good looking, it's unbelievable.
cos they work for it, lazy neet. Effort=results.welcome to capitalism, kid
because life is ridiculously unfair
>>27571401
Worked for good facial genetics?
Any robots here to self conscious?
What are somethings you do about it?
I put toilet paper in the water before I poop so my mom can't hear it splash when it drops
Any stories?
>>27569960
I have this problem too, I don't like shitting until there's nobody downstairs. Didn't used to have it and I don't know what triggered it.
>>27569960
You're doing it wrong
You just flush while the shit's coming out of your ass so they won't hear it
>>27570006
Im the same way, didn't used to care. Its hard to shit when shes home, the living room is a foot away from the bathroom here
Its the same with pee, have to pee on the side
>>27570038
i usually have long shits
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