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Who /browsing on iPhone and immune to google plus format/ here?
who /not stuck browsing on a frustrating little dogshit screen trying to type with a finicky dogshit touch keyboard/ here?
>>27561188
Mad
Blasted
Blended
Rendered
>>27561188
Surely you can't be serious
>tfw you never had a single friend in your whole life except God
>>27560897
>except God
>implying that imaginary friends don't count
They do count.
>>27560897
Friends help each other find gfs. God hasn't helped me find a gf ever. NOT my friend.
R-rasputin? You're alive?
>tfw Mexican American
>>27560845
You really need to go back to mexico senpai
>>27560845
you have to go back, anchor baby PabloBUILD IT
>>27560845
>Mexican Mexican in the US
>pretend to not understand English so amerinormies leave me alone
>he doesn't have manly jaw
>he has to hide his weak chin behind a hipster beard
>tfw manly jaw
>tfw blue eyes
>tfw thick brown hair
>tfw manly brow
Too bad my entire Chad face is ruined by the fact that I have a fucking fat nigger nose. I could have been a 9/10 Chad but my parents just had to give me their bad nose genes.
>>27560670
A manly jaw and a strong chin are not the same thing.
My chin is strong as fuck as it juts forward a lot but it's also oval so shit.
>>27560805
I know that feel. I remember a stranger asked me if i was jewish and was genuinely surprised when i said i was born in ireland.
I honestly don't understand guys who white women. Do you chew flavorless chewing gum too? Do you eat plain bread at restaurants?
>>27560468
I think the kikes must be putting estrogen in the kool aid thats why black men are becoming low test and prefering flat white women
>>27560468
Tfw no qt black gf fml
>>27560468
Black women are ugly but I would take a qt racially ambiguous mixed girl over a white roastie any day
What's your morning ritual, robots?
>wake up
>make pot of tea
>play mobile games on my phone and read the news while listening to Kate Bush's "Hounds of Love" album
>you will never fuck kate bush in her prime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c
>Wake up
>Go to the bathroom to drop a deuce/take a piss
>Go back to bed, open my laptop and browse this shithole
>>27560289
iktf, Loretta. That's a pretty good song too.
>hi anon, are you ready for our date?
yh but why's the woman here? LOL
Red Flag just entered Defcon levels
>>27559672
just tell me is that a male or a female dog?
STOP POSTING ANIME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27559640
no need for the ass blastedness
>>27559640
but i like posting anime...
>>27559640
>guys please post smug anime girls
What the fuck is wrong with my dog, r9k?
Go ask /an/
She needs Chad Doge!
>>27559726
I don't want a serious answer, she's probably got retard joints and will develop hip dysplasia, I wanted le funny meme answers.
Mostly because she poses like a calendar girl all over the place.
Why everyone tripping
shut up, donald
>>27559068
Get the fuck out of here. Dude raised a legitimate point, the fact that everyone is tripping, and you just go and tell him to shut up? Seriously, I'm sick of this 2016 shitposting that just plagues this fucking board. It's not even remotely clever, like the old trolls were.
You guys are fucking retarded. Is this shitposting?
>i was only pretending to be retarded
Any minority bro's here? Only non-whites are allowed to post in this thread.
Any anon wish they can get their ass licked by a beautiful white girl? I want a beautiful blonde hair blue eyed white woman to lick my puerto rican culo. I want her to wipe her tongue across my ass like she is eating a popsicle. I want her tongue to be my personal toilet paper.
Post your non-white feels anons.
>>27558584
Long time n-bomb reporting, kinda feel like some theft
IM INDIAN AND I NEED AN AVERAGE OR BELOW AVERAGE KOREAN GIRL IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW I WANT TO EAT HER KIMCHI
Brownbot here. Are Lebanese women nice? There's this Lebanese girl I'm kinda into but I doubt she'll go for me.
Well guys, this is it...4chan was all I had left and they ruined it. They sold their soul to appeal to normies and increase traffic :(
It's been a pleasure posting with you...please pray for my soul
>>27558340
I want to ravage carl the cucks ass
What happens if I put a name in the field? Does it get overriden? Also do trips still work?
OK op you're a gay assfaggot
>tfw my 11 year old self had a stronger jaw than present me
how'd you manage that?
Pics?
O. R I g a m I commentator
mouth breathing does that to people
>"Hey Anon, why don't you have a girlfriend?"
>"I don't want a girlfriend right now"
>"Oh, you're gay?"
Why the fuck are normies so incapable of empathizing with a world view that doesn't run parallel with their own?
>>27558012
I honestly think normies are seriously mentally flawed in some way, they have absolutely no sense of empathy whatsoever.
A complete lack of empathy is contrary to a functional society, I don't understand why normies are the ones running the place when they literally only care for their own interests.
>>27558012
So, are you gay or not, Clifton?
It's called a joke but you freak losers wouldn't know that, would you?
WATCH THE NEWS /R9K/
ITS GOING TO FINALLY HAPPEN
>>27558004
>Morgan Poole
>Poole
MOOOOOOT
STOP POSTING HERE REEE
>Morgan Poole
