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Has there ever been a successful robot meetup with multiple anons? I'd assume the carless NEET thing would impede, but maybe it is possible.
What do you think an /r9k/ meetup would be like?
>r9k meetup
It will be filled with memers, "femanons" and normalfags posting here
>>27578074
Actually,
/thread
anon 1: lets get a round of beers in
anon 2: yeah senpai, lets get 3 millers
anon 3: uh, millers is fucking normie tier partrician shit. i much prefer the lesser known Guatemalan IPA La Virguata
anon 2: i'll drink what i want you wretched swine
anon 3: oh i got a bite!!!!
Im in japan.
It's now 9.30pm, i have 30min till my battery is charged. What should i do?
hang self
>>27577912
go out and take some pictures of interesting things and post em
>tfw you will never live in Japan
>tfw have bf
>were both two ugly virgin nerds who have up hope and settled for whatever
Fml famila
pics pls
Purposefully evading the ROBOT9000 filter is not permitted.
I guess my only question is that now that you two are together, why are you still virgins?
>tfw give up hope and settle for ugly virgin robots
>tfw still get rejected
>24 yo
>tfw erectile dysfunction
WAKE ME UP
>>27577652
>>27577652
OP
>do you have sex?
>do you watch prons?
it's pretty normal to become desensitized to pron. or have low sex drive.
But when you meet with a sexy girl it's different because it's her real booty and everythang all up in that.
so dont worry pal
>>27577673
>But when you meet with a sexy girl it's different because it's her real booty and everythang all up in that.
Not OP, but not necessarily. You could be like me and become so desensitized to porn that you end up having fetishes you NEED to get hard, and so used to using your hand to get off that your hand is the only way you can stay hard-a vagina just feels weird. When I lost my virginity (I know, get out and all that), the first four times I tried having sex with the girl I ended up going limp after a few minutes inside her.
Cut back on the porn as masturbation, OP. It's almost definitely a psychological thing rather than a physical one.
Also take better care of yourself. I worked so hard and got so stressed I started going grey in my early 20's until I learned it was killing me and changed how i lived.
I quit smoking because I pieced together that nicotine addiction is a sort of conspiracy put in motion by tobacco companies and therefore, the government. Buying cigarettes promotes pointless consumerism, which, let's face it, this ENTIRE society is based upon. While promoting aimless consumerism, the smoker is also partaking in a sort of government-sponsored population control. Basically, in the eyes of the government, anyone stupid enough to smoke deserves to die. We give our money and power to big tobacco and in return they MURDER us. Not so much of a fair trade. If you know of anyone who smokes and is politically open-minded in the least, maybe you should relay this to them.
It's not to late to break the mental chains set in place by big tobacco. If I can do it, anyone can.
ADDICTION = SLAVERY
>>27577576
instead i suggest anons smoke vanilla pipe tobacco from small acrylic bong with blow torch.
it fuck up your lungs lmao but its very fun and taste great
If the jewluminati wanted you to smoke, their media would not have been shitting all over tobacco for the last 50 years.
>>27577576
but this is a good thing
let the retards kill themselves
Are there any guides to becoming a neet in terms of gibsmedat and other welfare services?
Years of wage slavery has kind of made me stop caring about being a positive member of society.
fake schizophrenia
>>27578877
lol I'm disabled from schizophrenia and all I get per month is a measly $500 check. Literally impossible to live on, the rent for my shitty 2 bedroom house in the ghetto is $1500 per month not even including utilities or anything else
>>27578978
Then get rommates fag
what does it mean when I have a serious mom/son fetish?
childhood stuff? absent father?
anyone else here like that?
Not serious, have always had a healthy relationship with mummy. I wouldn't shiggy but the taboo of the kink gets me, probably you too.
It's not that big a deal. I watch shit loads of incest stuff, (thank you Empornium), but I just like the taboo of it. The thought of engaging in irl incest kills my boner, though. I even seen a few suppsoed actual incest videos and it doesn't have the same appeal as the ones you see on c4s liek Xev's or Princess Leia's videos.
I was actually sort of surprised how much popular incest fetish is becoming, you used to only see it on sites like mom-less or russian tube sites. Russians have always had a thing for mom-son videos. but now you see them not he front page of big porn tubes.
https://www.vice.com/read/why-is-incest-porn-so-popular-332
It means you have excellent taste in fetishes
Everyone's graduating and I still haven't taken up college yet. Who undergrad here?
What are you planning to do with your life?
>What are you planning to do with your life?
Im contemplating about ending it on a daily basis.
>>27577303
Hey! Same here!
This is an origami comment, major.
>>27577303
Have you even entered college?
Does anyone else literally have no friends?
I've currently been in college for 2 years now, failing this semester also, and i've literally made NO friends. I don't think I've ever talked to anyone on a basis outside of school, how the fuck do people make friends?
oh cripes are you me
>>27576987
>how the fuck do people make friends?
A really sketchy business, to make friends in college from the ground up. Usually you have to already "know" people, and from there you build new connections.
It's hard to be like "Um, well, I have zero apparent social value, but can I come hang around on your guys' tree?"
>>27576987
You have to not hate people. You have to put effort into social interactions. Make jokes, be witty, feign interest and enthusiasm. You also have to be loud enough to be heard and make a lasting impression. People have to be able to describe you in vivid colorful detail. Anon is such a so and so.
You have to be confident. You have to be suave. You have to be cool, smart and knowledgeable. Because you're a lone wolf looking for a pack. They are recruiting you and they already have plenty of acquaintances already so you need to stand out because good friends are hard to come by and people seldom give chances to randoms so you have to prove yourself to be quite the character, and this is especially double if you are a loner.
I promised I would report back. So here I am. Turns out despite being really hot, she was also a fembot. We were both too awkward to say anything about sex despite lots of talk about sex across facebook. Neither of us brought it up and we just talked about nothing much for four hours. She still wants a second date though, I guess it's just going to take time.
>>27576670
Jesus
Did you try to make a move for any personal contact?
You have to. Search kino and escalation. Go slow for sure, but at least make progress.
Because the thing is, you go 3 or even 2 meetups with zero phyiscal contact and she will give up on you and assume you are not interested.
>>27576670
Where are you from OP?
Fuck off original bullshit
>>27576799
This.
You literally have to do all the work. You have to make the first move and every following move.
Also, she might say 'no, we can't' or 'no, we shouldn't'. If you stop the first time she says that, then you fail the test.
I dare you to find me a hotter MtF transition than Gigi Gorgeous.
Protip:you can't
>>27576665
why the fuck is this on r9k?
>>>/b/
We already have a faggot board.
>>>/lgbt/
Stay there homo
>>27576690
https://youtu.be/pzYGWF6qrts
>every atom in our body is at least 99.9% empty space
>we are 99.9% empty at all times, any brief ghost of fulfillment we feel here is just the result of interactions between that 0.01%
>there is literally nothing here
just got started on the atom in physics OP? please wait till they are done teaching you, maybe they can fix this.
>>27576587
You know, I see bullshit like this all the time around here
What's with people responding like this?
You think your momentary decision to be condescending actually places you above anyone? How fucking pathetic. Move the fuck on and stop being a vulture you fucking faggot.
>>27576625
jesus, perfectly stated. I hate the bitter faggots on this board who need to bash everything. Why do you need to bully those you decide to spend your free time with every time anything other than tfw no gf is brought up?
Tumblr feminism/ HAES explained
>/r9k/ is the male equivalent of dumblr
how much does this apply to you?
>>27576546
horseshoe. even if you'd think tumblrinas and r9k are complete opposites, they are still the same.
>>27576546
Eh. Not exactly. It's close but there's quite a few differences that separates it.
Men were always told they have to work for everything. /r9k/ just doesn't think it fair that women don't have to do shit. If that woman, and other tumblr women, have to work for it then good. That's some of the equality they've been asking for.
Also,
>the only men who show interest in you are also fat or are fat fetishists
Doesn't happen to men. No-one is interested in /r9k/ guys. And she does indeed prove that she is still part of the all women who do get hit on all the time.
/r9k/ may have high standards sometimes but they don't get hit on by any women, not even the 'ugly' ones.
except that what tumblr claims is illogical and has 0 scientific reason behind it.
the claim that women are whores is actually factual.
It's another "Anon blames everyone but himself for his failures" episode
>>27576455
Nobody actually does something that counter productive do they, its just a meme
>>27576455
>it's another "autism isn't real, you're just not trying hard enough" episode
>>27576455
Watcha readin' there, NEET?
Depression thread, I'll start:
>constantly told I'm bright but am failing in school
>told I'm handsome , never had a gf (I'm 18)
> no energy to do anything
> constantly feel useless and unwanted
>both parents have stages of cancer
> extreme chances of drug addiction , do drugs anyway
>can't connect with anyone
>nothing is important
> I want to feel something other than this monotony
>seriously considering ending it
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT IF THEY TRULY LOVE YOU THEY WILL UNDERSTAND DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
Loads of people don't get gfs at 18, that's normal. Plus, a gf is only worth it if you really like the other person, having a relationship with just anyone is much more effort than it is worth.
I didn't do well in school until about age 19, and am now in uni doing comp sci. So there's always hope to turn that around.
I've found that Counselling, namely CBT has worked wonders for my mood and I have experienced severe anxiety in the past (but not much depression) but I would try and give that a go.
Moral of the story: don't give up, try therapy, gfs aren't always worth it, you'll have another shot at school
>>27576401
>father left because of a new partner
>mother is insane
>i have to handle her whore-mouthing everyday
OP, are you me (except for lines 5&6)
4chains is the only thing that stops me from being insane like my mom.
