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>Lost touch with my old friend
>Use to be faggy like me,played a lot of video games wasn't very sociable
>Been a year since
>Check his Facebook out of curiosity
>He's /fit/ goes to the gym almost everyday and even has a gf
>tfw I'm sitting in my parents house getting excited over newly released anime and I don't even know any women or have any friends
JUST
>>27576321
Why do you start going to the gym then?
Share his fagbook profile please
>>27576321
So you're saying that a friend, who was like you a year ago, got fit and a girlfriend as a result? And you're whining about not having what he has, without first trying his methods? Your attitude is no better than a tumblr shit's, faggot. Wake the fuck up.
Why is this board now flooded with white knights that worship women and wanna be women? You stupid fucks, women are revolted by you. Your feminine behaviour disgusts them. Why are you worshipping people that would love to see a high test Chad kick your pathetic heads in? Even women have more sense of self-preservation than this.
Reddit and tumblr arrived en masse after the Rodgers incident
OP here. Check out this screecap of a convo with a bitch I had on my >facebook. This is how you show women who's boss.
>>27576156
>pathetic white knight cuck detected
Post the most erotic image you can find on wikipedia
1st for rimjob image
yes, this is how anal beads work
Get in.
I regret choosing the internet over real life friends and education
>>27575831
I don't.
People are an infectious disease. I'd rid my life of them entirely if I could.
It's not too late now, anon
>>27575911
Like the fox who couldn't reach the grapes
>>27575934
I wouldn't say that anon.
I am a reasonably social being quite a lot of the time. It isn't that great.
I'd argue that apart from a small selection of people I know, most are pretty shit.
I've noticed that this board is a lot nicer than any of the other boards on here. Thanks for being so amazing.
what makes you say that?
original, man
You haven't been here for too long haven't you?dumb frogposter
us robots have to stick together, you know!! its dark and scary outside our rooms
I am obscenely high right now, robots. Someone talk to me.
>>27575603
Is being high helpful in drowning the existential dread of never finding a gf and dying alone?
>>27575661
It can be. I am feeling rather tfw no girlfriend today, normally not this bad.
>>27575603
High as fuck here Kellie, do you like electro pop?
o-ok hiro you had your fun now please change the layout back
>browse with mobile
>everything looks exactly the same except the name faggotry
The aprils fool is to make you think he'll change it back.
The new improved design and anonymous system is here to stay
http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.*.css
add this to your ad block filters
Tell me what's on your mind
i can be self sufficient but i choose not to be because i am a romantic person.
>>27575558
romantic in what way
>>27575582
i don't think i actually know.
i was gonna say "to have somebody meet me halfway in all things."
but i suspect that i cut ties often or push too hard.
i am actually a very passionate person.
Every night before I go to sleep I say "I wish I was dead"
Me too senpai I wish the world would just end already :o(
>>27575424
Every night before I go to sleep I say "FUCK FUCK SHIT NO NO NO STOP NO FUCK" until I can wrest control of my mind and stop it from reminding me of the last 15 years of my life.
literally me, even worst i just got banned from /v/ for shitposting during shitpost day
Chad sucks on her cock
They both taste your glock
>>27575351
Xey will pay
Chad always picked you last
Chad was first to feel the blast
>>27575351
Chad likes traps?
WHAT THE FUGG HAPPENED TO 4CHAN
IT LOOKS LIKE REDDIT NOW WHAT THE FUCK?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK THAT JAPANESE NIGGER THAT BOUGHT THE SITE!!!!! FUCK MOOT FOR SELLING OUT!!!111
>>27575187
I like it, its much less intimidating than before. This is much warmer. Now I might not actually be ashamed to show my friends this website
>>27575187
I get you he is selling our info like he did with 2chan.
just...I don't fucking know anymore man..... goD DAMN NORMIES
DON'T MESS WITH MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27575213
But bats are more interesting than spiders!
Choose of these one of options three!
How would you make a go of it?
For me option A is the only one.
I dont like dogs, i love playing instruments/being creative, have bloodphobia and all the stuff that comes with it but can manage to gut fish. Which you dont even need to do, can just put em over fire.
I dont smoke but maybe i can make soup of them if i manage to grow cannabis, get high that way. Dont know how it works.
And on top of that looks like quite a portable home, comfy, easy to build onto. The axe will work wonders. But ill probably end up hurting myself and give up so the rifle is very attractive.
Scenario C. I would get drunk and shoot myself.
As in life, only winning move is not playing.
I would choose option B. I'm more of a cat person, but a doggo is a good companion and potentially useful for hunting.
>parents just invited me to go to a "second chance prom" for people that didn't go to their prom in high school
Do they not understand the odds of me getting a date are zero?
>>27574889
Is.. is the actually a thing? Sounds pathetic as fuck.
>>27574889
Normies simply cannot comprehend failure because all their life they have experienced success
Why you didn't go to the first one?
where you sick or something?
What would you choose?
I'd go for the matrix.
>everything will be possible
>everything
>I get to live with my waifu and live a happy and fulfilling life.
The void would be my second choice.
>>27574882
Heaven is all I have energy left for.
>>27574882
oh this isn't a "you pick 3?"
hell
observer
angel
>>27574882
Observer 4 sho
>turning 23 this year
>not had a single realtionship, holiday, school or any experience since dropping out of education at 16
>slowly going insane, either I change myself very soon or I'll probably be dead in 2years
so, did anyone climb themselves out of a similar situation? anyone got any reccomendations on what a robot can do to make something of themselves, I'm not really bothered about realtionships I just want to have a well paying and respectful job someday.
I'm talking about what fields of work or study can a complete shut-in loser potentially make work if any, share your experiences please
>>27574480
If you don't want to commit sudoku at every waking moment of your existence, you're a fucking normalfag and need to leave.
fuck off loser this thread has been made several hundred times already
FUUUUCK OOOOOFF
>>27574527
I never said I don't want to I've had that feeling for 7years now but deep down none of us really want to feel like this all the time and want to change, calling me a Normalfag when i'm probably the furthest thing away from it you can find isn't really helpful
then again this thread isn't aimed at you, I wanted to see if there was any older robots who actually achieved something despite the challenges
