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>Order pizza
>Check online and see the driver is named Melissa
>tfw had to pretend like I wasn't home and won't get to eat anything for dinner tonight because of my anxiety around women
Why are there female pizza delivery drivers in the first place? Can't they just camwhore or live off of their boyfriend's job money instead?
>>27567305
That sounds like some fucking bad anxiety you got there bud, shouldn't you get Valium for that?
>Can't even go outside to buy my groceries anymore because of my anxiety
>>27567305
Leave money taped to door with a sign that reads take the money leave the pizza
who else /hate their brother/ here?
>>27567258
I don't even have a brother and I hate him.
>>27567258
I love him but he's 100% Chad and it pisses me off sometimes.
>>27567258
>anon, i feel bad when i'm going out with my friends because i know you're always here alone
Tell me about times you screwed up getting a gf or almost got one but autism happened.
I never had any chances so nothing for me to greentext.
>14
>was on the sports team for a year
>girl on girl's team messages me on AIM
>being flirty
>asks what i'm doing
>"i'm playing megaman"
>she doesn't know what megaman is
>tell her i'm playing it because it helps me learn ninjutsu
>tell her my teacher became a black belt in ninjutsu by playing it
>sent her the wikipedia article on megaman
>>27567240
Holy kek
Smooth as velvet, Miranda
>>27567240
T-this can't be real, r-right?
FFFUUUCCCCKKKK I WANT TO DRINK. I WANT TO FUCKING DRINK HOLY SHIT GIVE ME SOME GODDAMN WHISKEY OR RUM OR BEER I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. FUCK AMERICA, I'M 20 GODDAMN YEARS OLD LET ME BUY FUCKING LIQUIDS. ALL THE PEOPLE I KNEW WHO COULD GET ME SHIT ABANDONED ME. FUUCCCKKKKK
suck shit, addict
this break will obviously do you some good
>>27567148
FUCK YOU, I'VE BEEN ON A 3 MONTH BREAK AND I'M ABOUT TO SNAP. I ALMOST BROKE A GUYS FACE FOR COUGHING YESTERDAY
>>27567185
so tortured
What online multiplayer games do you play?
playing Team Fortress 2
playing on US east coast
muhlay netplay
League of memes
Hi my name is Chester I'm a 32 year old gay male and I love young boys
>tfw too old looking to pass off as young
>>27566960
Is that why I don't have a boyfriend yet?
>>27566947
so you're a pedo then? young boys don't look like men at all
Hi! This is my first time on this new forum! XD
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fuck off tyrone
fuck off robot
>>27566831
Hey little kyubi boy! Just dumping my Naruto stuff here, ok?
SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!
>slightly changing the format and background color of the website is considered a prank
Japs really have no sense of humor, do they?
>>27566581
Yeah but I just realized that you can't delete posts
Fucked me pretty good to be honest
What hilarious ideas do you have faglord
I'm just glad he's Japanese and not Chinese, we all know how they play joke.
SHIT FUCK WHY DO WE HAVE NAMES
THE FBI WILL KNOW IM HITLER
>>27566489
Better yet, why does the entire website look like an android app?
>>27566522
i dont know it might be an update or something
>>27566489
dale is a racist name tbqbh
NORMIESSS NOW THEY ARE TAKING WOJAK REEEEEE
Really now? Where are they taking wojak?
>>27566485
Hopefully somewhere nice and fancy, Wojak deserves the best the world has to offer.
>>27566430
That's it, I can't take it anymore. We have to come up with some real plan to stop this, not just memeing about inflation and market crashes. Ideas?
>parents are fighting on their anniversary
>>27566390
Sorry to hear that man, hope things smooth over
>>27566414
Thanks man feels good to hear nice words
>parents fought with you on your birthday
>TICK TOCK ON THE CLOCK
>MY HAIRLINE WON'T STOP
Who knows that horrible feel when balding
>>27566333
Why censor your nipples?
Are you FtM?
>>27566363
No I thought it would be funny. Sorry.
>>27566363
Here I removed the censoring for you. No need to thank me.
The fuck is that Japanese symbol how do you get it and can you get more than 1?
>>27566239
nice post dude
upvoted and liked
SOUDANE my friend
>>27566332
tesing
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What autistic hobbies do you guys have?
Im really into airguns
>trying to figure out the trajectory of a 10.5 grain pellet at 50 yards so I can shoot long range gives me a boner
>inb4 watching anime
>>27566204
i have a shitty one, one of the plastic pump guns. paid like 60 bucks. it's alright, but i don't bother trying to use a scope because the plastic mount is useless and the iron sights are the only way to use it
i had a bunch of them when i was a young teenager, i used to go out in the woods and shoot birds kek
>>27566204
Why not get into real guns?
>>27566294
because you have to pay some serious jewbux to get the proper licensing and permits to buy them, and even more bux to pay for the classes you have to take to be able to buy the licenses and permits
not all of us live in the deep south/southwest
Today's my birthday, robots.
Ask a 28 year old KV anything.
inb4 your life's a joke hurr durr very original
Happy birthday my man, anything special planned?
>>27566215
Thanks Isabel!
I will go out to dinner at a restaurant with my brother and sister and some cousins.
I am at least glad to have them. Otherwise I'd be alone spending my b-day browsing 4chan since I have no friends.
>>27566166
Happy birthday opie. 27 years old khhv here joining you on lvl 28 in 4 months. How are you today senpai
