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>tfw haven't brushed my teeth in about a year
>tfw saw a thread on /b/ about root canals
My teeth haven't started hurting yet, they feel normal but what should I do so I don't end up having to get a root canal? Should I stop typing right now and go brush/floss them?
Should probably brush them now, and probably brush right before bed too. Also, get one of thoes floss holding sticks, makes flossing hella easy.
There's this weird part of your late teens/early 20's that you can't really get cavities no matter how shitty you eat. It's going to end sooner than you think.
>>27554715
>in over a year
how the hell can you live?
i can't go a DAY without brushing or my mouth tastes and smells like death's toliet
>>27554715
Yes
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Meme magician here, first 3 to roll dubs has meme magic provide them with a dtf girl. She will appear randomly in the next six months, BUT you must be the one to ask her out.
You know what, I'll go for it. If I get the right number I'll ask this girl I work with if she wants to hang out and post about it.
>>27554674
I don't trust people called Paulette.
Thank you meme Magician, I'm wollin.
Step 1. Go to your Adblock
Step 2. Block "http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.651.css"
Step. 3 ???
Step. 4 Profit
Thank you, Rex.
don't do it it's a virus
Holy mother of fuck that actually works. I personally prefer Ublock Origin and just copypasting that css to be filtered worked perfectly, pic related.
FUCK THIS WEBSITE
FUCK CHANGE
ITS NOT FUNNY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My fucking eyes. Too much white.
>>27554268
black boi detected
Looks like all the manly names are in this thread tbqhwu
hey guys, I have no idea how to fix this, it looks like fucking google+
please help guys
>>27554078
Anon, there is a way to change it, and I can tell you if you make it worth it for me. What do you have to offer?
>>27554163
basically nothing.
>>27554180
Well then I guess you're out of luck. Sorry senpai, I completely forgot how to fix the layout. Maybe some dank memes would get my memory going again.
who /faggot/ here?
i LITERALLY can't stop thinking about boypussy
>>27553967
> boipussy
There, that's better.
>>27554345
>boipucci
There, that's better.
>>27553967
it's not gay to fuck other men you retard
it's only gay if you take it
Post music that normalfags will never understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ssfDQirqVk
I'm such a robot I don't understand any music, only last year did I realize music (and other artforms) are meant to make you feel emotions
>>27553959
That isn't necessarily true. There are a lot of genres that are just meant to be enjoyed purely from an auditory perspective. Math rock is really good for this.
>>27553912
Shut the fuck up Barbara
WHY IS EVERYONE A NAMEKEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27553541
What are you talking about, Ross?
>>27553569
Fuck off, Dick.
>>27553541
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING JAPMOOT REEEEEE
Let us find out.
>>27553208
How do we find out?
Elliot Rodger here
>>27553208
He lives on in the Scary Godmother fanfics
>april fools joke is making people ass-blastingly fucking mad
Beautiful. Leave it like that for a month. Fucking beautiful.
I kind of like it
I'm getting used to the look.
Wouldn't even be mad if it stayed like this forever.
>>27552441
>>27552834
dumb whores
leave and never come back
>sitting on balcony
>listening to morning news on radio
>horns start blaring
>wagecucks screaming at each other to move faster when traffic ahead of them is backed up
>>27552070
So you finally revealed your real name. As expected. You couldn't hold yourself from attentionwhoring for long. And lone and behold, your female.
>>27552070
whatever you say NEETcuck
>>27552070
STFU Carole, you roastie whore.
Who else here do pull-ups? absolutely addicted to them and do various variations outside of my weight training. Even on off days I'll pump out something like 70-80 reps throughout the day.
>>27551865
And this makes you more attractive how? I'm not ft at all, I'm pretty fit myself. I'm just ugly as fuck.
>>27551886
Stop being biter in my thread you gigantic faggot. I don't give a fuck if you are ugly. I asked if any of my fellow robots, not queers, love pull-ups.
>>27551900
Fuck you too, nigger cock sucking fatty fag.
Hey /r9k/, gimme some advice on this, I'll obfuscate a few details for privacy reasons
>Mid 20s
>Work as second language tutor for rich dudes's (usually stupid) kids
>One of my students is this 17 yo chick
>Perfectly smooth shiny blonde hair
>Fully developed already
>Gorgeous blue eyes
>If I didn't know any better I'd swear her dad had her engineered in a lab
>Bit of a bitch
>Last few sessions she makes a point of opening the top buttons of her blouses
>Has asked if I have a girlfriend
>Has asked what I do "for fun" on fridays
>Makes jokes about "when I'm going to ask" for her number
I'm pretty sure I'm in if I just say the words, /r9k/, is it worth it?
>>27551758
>rich dudes who will crucify you in court if you touch their daughters
sounds like a good idea OP. go for it. touching a puss is worth life in prison tbqh
>in the AoC range
>Only risk is trouble with rich parents
Meh, stick to 2D
>>27551781
>17
>AoC range
Where u live senpai? Can I move there?
I've seen articles upon articles of ODing, hanging, drowning, and slitting the throat, but I don't want a lot of pain and a large mess for someone to clean up afterwards. Looking for something that can be done within a few hours so I don't have to plan. In before "april fools".
Also general comfy thread to calm me down before I go through with whatever method I decide
honestly i'd say hanging. you can buy several feet of rope for less than $15 and tying a noose is easy as hell.
i know what you're going through anon
have some nujabes for now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avBZXNYwuqc
Heroin overdose (obviously by shooting up) is the most blissful way to go. Even if you fail you'll feel good.
>his tank of helium didn't come in yet
where does she put it all???
*exaggerated asian accent ON*
in her ayah
*exaggerated asian accent OFF*
It's a shame there's no focus on her bulging belly in those videos.
What am I looking at here? Some gook?
