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>tfw mum found my piss bottles
what do
>>27537533
pissbottles are for normalfags.
REAL robots use shitjugs.
>>27537533
pour them out, throw them away get more if you need
>>27537533
>mom found my piss pants and cleaned them in the rest of my laundry
i hate this
>American comes into the surgery
>Steps on the scales
>Tell him "you're 140 kilograms"
>Says "What's that in Imperial?"
>Tell him "308 pounds"
>Says "What's that in Dollars?"
>Tell him less than his home doctor would charge for a bandage.
>Work out a diet plan for him
>He wants me to give him the KitKat on my desk
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27537499
Like
+1
Upboated
>>27537499
lmao. pizza sounds good about now
>>27537499
>>Tell him "308 pounds"
>>Says "What's that in Dollars?"
mega damage hit to my sides.
What would happen if I used my skin oils to cook something in a pan?
It wouldn't. Your skin "oils" are mainly water with other stuff in them, even if you managed to harvest enough of it to coat a pan it would soon evaporate leaving a disgusting residue and no liquid.
>>27537516
but i just need it to cook an egg or something. i could do it really fast
>>27537580
You're so FUCKING dumb hang urself
FUCK I AM A 19 YEAR OLD KISSLESS VIRGIN
THE WORST PART IS I HAVE CHAD LOOKS SO LOTS OF GIRLS TALK TO ME BUT IM A BROKEN AUTIST INSIDE AND RUIN IT EVERY TIME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27536867
Just be gay faggot, men will love you more.
>>27536867
>wanting to put your penis inside of anything but supple wet boipucci
Get the fuck off my board you faggot
>>27536867
the fucking same bruh, that sucks, really don't know how to do
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nice thread anon. im a girl btw
kek, pretty funny pasta there
female here
i disagree
In the pappspers it rads:
Tomrr ow food hepl helbber brigns:
chigen (500 hudndred grams)
5 ptottatos
3 tomattos
1 cugbumbuber
kescup
what do yiou havv e tomorow from food hepl helber?
mhmhmm hmmm mmhmm mmmh
>it's a retard boy post
im tired
>>27536563
we hav e fellgisn too
Post a pic that describes your life
Such OC, much pic
Potatoes for arms
>>27536517
just fuck my shit up desuu piko make my day kawaii
is there a reason for why some girls look like pic related and some look like the average fembot? wouldn't our race gain a lot if all girls looked like Danielle?
>implying this would have any effect on the cuck generation we were born into
>>27536339
That anorexic cunt is absolutely disgusting. Just one kick could break her spine.
>>27536339
Do people even think before they make statements around here?
>is there a reason for why some guys look like pic related and some look like the average OP? wouldn't our race gain a lot if all girls looked like Zyzz?
[S4S] wants to remind you that getting dubs is the answer of all your problems!
>>27536249
Let's give it a go then.
i suppose ill have to get dubs then. check em
but you didnt even get any dubs
wtf is the point
Why do successful people hate acknowledging that luck had something to do with their success?
>>27536192
sauce me
t. an original poster
Why do unsuccessful people hate acknowledging that hard work has something to do with success?
>>27536279
Just because someone is unsuccessful doesn't mean they don't work hard.
I'm a girl and I'm posting on your precious board.
Make me leave you stupid virgins.
>>27536159
>Not even editing the title
come on anon, put some effort in. 0.2/10
>>27536159
Wow look at that nobody cares
Coot kitty you have there
Hey /r9k, is Elliot's sister hot?
>>27536085
Yeah she was actually
>ywn live in a society where men marry their sisters
>ywn go your whole life being there for someone and have them be there for you
why even live?
she was always very photogenic.
Let's play a game /r9k/
Take a hard to explain screenshot from an anime and explain it to people who have no idea what's going on.
>a girl falls from space after having her best friend, a piece of sentient clothing, burn up in the atmosphere after defeating another piece of clothing that would destroy the world
![[philosophy-raws][Soukyuu no Fafner][16][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1424X1068].mkv_snapshot_15.48_[2015.11.24_01.20.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U4nBtZR.jpg "[philosophy-raws][Soukyuu no Fafner][16][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1424X1068].mkv snapshot 15.48 [2015.11.24 01.20.23]")
>something is going on between giant monsters and little humans who are apparently monsters on the inside
>i have no fucking idea and the anime was so bad I didn't watch the movies
>this is the face of one of those huge monsters, the first showing any human relation
>I honestly havent a fucking clue, it's supposed to be an EVA rip off
>>27536132
Looks like shit. I've honestly never even heard of that one
>>27536057
It would be more interesting to ask people that haven't seen the anime to try to explain the scene.
Where the fuck do you meet girls?
I know this question is asked a lot but the only answer I've ever heard is "go outside lol" which doesn't help in the slightest. Not even Chad cold-approaches girls on the street, and I'm not some fucking bigshot pickup artist I'm just a normal dude.
I've heard "go to bars" and shit but the girls there are so basic they corrode my skin when I touch them. I mean if I really have to go to a bar to pick up girls I will but I'd rather meet them somewhere else.
There are no single girls in my "friend circle" so I can't really meet them through social connections either.
This shit is too hard.
nerdcons, card shops (usually during events FNM sort of thing), stores (like indie faggot hipster stores downtown)
but for the most part if you really want a gf use okcupid and lower your standards to any girl that messages you
>>27536092
My standards are hella low already
The problem with dating sites is I don't have a car.
>>27536119
use busses, like 2 bucks and 50 cents is usually the toll
library's are alright too, classes, parks/sports areas
fuckin leave your house and youre bound to meet at least one girl, say hey, make eye contact, wave and if she smiles (in a non cringey way) and replys as for her number
Youll probably get shot down but at least its better than regretting something that COULD'VE happened
>fembot thread
>dear fembots
>my gf thread
>/soc/-tier omegle thread
All on page 1.
/r9k/ is like this every time I come here nowadays.
Did robots migrate somewhere while I was gone?
>>27535872
wizchan, you fool. I'm not even allowed to post there and it's far higher-quality than this place. At least they're still on the fence as to whether or not to swallow /pol/'s tiny cock.
>>27535910
>most robots migrated to wizchan
I doubt it. The place has too low of traffic and it doesn't take much to get banned. Robots would carry over the shitposting habits they picked up by frequenting here.
Well, perhaps not considering it does contain more high quality threads, with actual discussion taking place and not just bait/shit threads.
>>27535872
>Did robots migrate somewhere while I was gone?
I don't know, perhaps the raw number of robots is the same, but percentage less.
I heeded this advice robot, you should too
