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Who is the person that walked away from you and is in some part responsible for what you've become?
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>>27525416
Guadalupe Reyes
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On a larger scale, probably my dad. Not entirely his fault though.

More recently a girl in another town rejected me because I'm a revolting person and I've been in a depressive episode.
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>>27525453
Lol rejection dosnt even bother me anymore

Who here actually watches the intros in animes?
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>>27525283
depends on the theme song, fampai. if it's something dank like cowboy bebop i always let it play, if its some weeb jpop i skip it.
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>>27525283
I always watch the OP and ED of every anime
but if it's garbage I'l space out until it's over
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>>27525283
sometimes if i like the intro music i'll kinda hum along

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Whatchya listenin' to, robots?
How do you like it?
Post a youtube link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9nMiud2Xe4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqpKLYVRsGI

I'm so so sorry.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BPoMIQHwpo

Just caught O' Brother Where Art Thou playing on TV and it made me remember this song

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Post their own pics on /s/ pretending to be someones husband. Eg;

'Rate my wife/you like her?/what would you do to her/rate my gfs tits'

You're not smart or clever. You were too ugly for /soc/ and reddit so you had to resort to that.

Fuck this entire website is a shining example of why are pieces of shit.

Just look at this pic, this is an average /soc/ user. Some washed up whos so desperate for attention she crammed as many pens up her asshole just to impress some fat neck beard losers on 4chan.

You're disgusting, you deserve rape.
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slut, cunt, whore.

test
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My post isn't about women but your post reminds me of my hatred for people who post their shitty poorly lit amateur garbage on /hc/ with their ugly roastie wives and girlfriends. Nobody wants to see that trash.
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whenever they talk

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What should I do if the girlfriend of a friend wants to cheat on him with me? I never had a girlfriend and this is probably the only chanche I'll ever have of having sex without paying, but at the same time I would be betraying one of the few friends I have.
Tell me robots, is pussy worth a friendship?
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>>27524947
no
and she's a fucking cheating whore, you would never be able to make an actual relationship work

being a desperate virgin isn't as bad as guilt and self-hate over ruining your friend's relationship
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Don't do it man.

If somebody wants to cheat on their SO with you, then this is almost certainly not the only chance you will get. Cheating sucks for everybody involved.
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>>27524947
Yes, she's probably gonna cheat anyway if that makes it any better. Make sure you don't get caught and it'll be fine

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how did my transition go /r9k?

would you date me knowing that i was a man?
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looking great hon
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>>27524936
10/10 you hatched into a beautiful woman
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>>27524936
>was a man
>was
you still are, faggot

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>"Anon, is that as big as it gets? Oh my God, Anon, hehehehe, I thought White guys were supposed to have big dicks! hahahaha. What is that, like 7 inches? lmao! Jamaal was at least twice the size of you!!!!"
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This quite honestly is the dumbest shit ever

The girl isn't even being condescending

7 inches is what girls say they like

don't even get me started on

>Jamaal
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What's with the cake batter?

I've got enough baby batter right here...
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Good posing on that wax model.
Close to life-like but needs to work on the face more.

Why continue this existence, robots.
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>>27524846
go away fagface
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There is no reason, yet we still continue existing. Why though
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>>27524892
because death is unknown and we fear the unknown

anyone else feel the same? i am very attracted to women yet i don't have this burning desire for sex. maybe i'm just lazy and i wouldn't have the energy.
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>>27524771
samesy. if sex comes my way, great, if it doesn't, nbd.
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yeah pretty much... it seems like most anons are totally sex-crazy, always getting horny over girls at college or celebrities... i don't really experience that... i guess im just such a special/unique guy in that way...
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>feel horny like i want to fuck something
>don't even have an erection
>get no erection looking at pictures on 4chan unless she has a significant ass or a gorgeous vagina
>even then it's a semi.

I don't lose sleep over never having a girlfriend or getting sex, if it comes it comes.

Who gives a fuck.

It's my birthday. I was supposed to go out partying tonight but I got a fever and started throwing up and generally feel like shit so now I'm at home all sad and shit. You're all I have, r9k.
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Happy Birthday anon, hope you feel better
pic unrelated
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>>27524585
Hey fellow sickbro
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>>27524632
Thanks faggotbro

>>27524644
It fucking sucks broheimlich. Why do our bodies hate us?

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I have a question for any robots who have seen prostitutes:

How did you do it?

I was raised in a very liberal household, agnostic, but I still feel very iffy about sex. Just naturally, I feel like I could never have sex or do anything vaguely sexual with anyone unless I was married to them. It would have to be a done deal, a sure thing, the one. It's just a natural thing I've always felt.

To those who have had sex with prostitutes: how? Don't you hate whores/roasties? How could you do it? Did you have to convince yourself to go through with it, or do you really not see sex as anything special?

Not criticizing you, just very curious.
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I know it's a meme but it's 100% true that you do not pay prostitutes to have sex with you, you pay them to leave. If you operate under this rule you'll have an awesome time. If you don't, you'll hate yourself.

It means you use a prostitute if you want super easy effortless sex where you don't rave to talk to a girl, or you want to do real freaky stuff you couldn't do with a gf. You're only using her for the fact you don't deal with her judgement or consequences after. You could get sex otherwise,but you pay her because after sex you don't want her to be there. In this situation you will have a great time.

If you're using a prostitute because it's the only way you can get sex and have no other hope for it st all, it is a bad idea. You will hate yourself after and he disgusted and not in a goof emotional state.
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>>27524699
I've never actually heard that saying before, interesting.

Even in that situation, to me, it feels unnatural. What I mean is, I have a few weird fetishes, but they are things I could only do with a person I loved and trusted. I wouldn't want to lick the armpits of a prostitute, especially knowing afterwards she would probably laugh at me with her friends.

The whole situation is odd to me.
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>>27524699
>>27524580
Sorry I realize now that was kind of irrelevant to what you asked in the OP so I'll be a little more on topic now. The fact you see sex as a monogamous marriage sort of thing is very natural. This is kind of the default state I would say, the hook up culture we live in is relatively new and most civilizations have been around marriage. I think they brainwash kids to disassociate sex with emotions and see them as separate when naturally it is a very intimate and special thing.

As for as hating whores and roasties, I absolutely do. I have zero respect for slurry girls and would never consider dating one. And actual literal prostitute however is not even a human being in my mind. It's one of the reasons I use them to explore crazy kinky shit I could never do with a girlfriend. I have absolutely zero thought over what they think of me or care for their judgement so I can do all the degenerate shit I fantasize of, and I have zero care because they aren't even people to me. When I see a slutty girl, I am mad and upset because I see a human who was corrupted and ruined and could have been something beautiful. When I see a prostitute, I feel no anger or sadness or anything because I'm not even looking at a human. I'm looking at some husk

oh jesus \
give me one reason not to kill myself
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>>27524240
I'm not giving you anything.
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>>27524240
live on your own terms or die trying
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>>27524281
>live on your own terms
i barely even know what that means

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I quit the best job that me, my mom, or my dad could ever get in our lifetimes. I worked there 2 years and got promoted to management. I worked 70 hours a week for 3 months and then quit. I have been unemployed for a year and found myself. I now have hobbies and they make me interesting and add depth and meaning to my life. My hobbies are:
Scary movies (once a week)
Video games (1 hour twice a week
Yoga/gym (1 hour 5 times a week)
Cooking food (1 hour 2 times a week)
Listening to Arular by M.I.A
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Those are considered hobbies?
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>>27524153
So you've found 4 things to be a pleb at and 1 thing that doesn't make any sense at all?
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I like to hunt, shoot, and play vidya. Lately, I've been trying my hand at carpentry and am in the process of making a log table for my mom as a surprise for mother's day.

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Liberal college students are the most hateful, bigoted, and intolerant group in America. Discuss.
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I'll post the rest of this charming conversation for you to enjoy. Could I have been less provocative? Should I have been? As you can see they clearly seemed out for blood...
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...and for reasons I can't grasp. Are these kids really anti-health? Anti-attractiveness? How do they not see how fucktardedly backwards this is?
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Only one more after this. I'm exhausted and confused.

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You are now gay.
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>>27523977
asexual more like it
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you should probably pick a better picture for that
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>>27523977
Checked
Id fuck it, whatever.

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