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How many of you were spanked as children?
Is that the reason we're all here?
>>28579280
Im here because i was raised by single mother with mental problems
I was never really punished as a kid because I did nothing wrong. For some reason I was always shit scared of my dad but I never remember him being physically angry or anything.
>>28579280
my parents pulled my ear when i was misbehaving
seriously doubt that had any kind of impact tho
I think things might've been different if i started kindergarten when other children did
>it will never be the 1990s again
>you will never go to a typical American high school in sunny california
>you will never work a retail / fast food job during your high school summers and have slacker style hijinks with your friends
>you will never go to UCLA / USC / UCSB / UCSC / Pomona College
THIS. THIS is the source of all suffering in the world.
the 90s were shit, get over it.
>>28579275
At least you got San Jose State
>ucla
>usc
>ucsb
>ucsc
>pomona
one of these is not like the others
When you finally see your bf's 4 inch dick
>>28579206
You don't deserve a good man and good things in life
cool story now suck that ween
>When you finally see your gf's 4 inch dick
Anyone of you have trypophobia?
>>28579185
IT'S JUST PEANUT BUTTER IT'S JUST PEANUT BUTTER IT'S JUST PEANUT BUTTER
google breast larvae
homosexual and false skin
Can you truly be a robot if you have siblings? I don't think you can desu. Only children are alone in the world forever
Having siblings bully you is not always better than having no siblings at all.
You dumb m8. Quit trying to feel special for being cucked out of siblings.
>>28579146
I had a little sister, but divorce happened and I never saw her again
Let's end this once and for all.
Is it gay to fap to shemales?
yes it is.
oc
Yes because it involves getting aroused by the sight of a penis.
>>28579086
But what if arousal at the sight of penises is a natural instinct that many heterosexual males developed to tell them they need to compete with horny males? It would be a perfectly heterosexual function and thus a heterk arousal
>going to a party tonight
>mfw I have no idea what to do
>>28578970
Stand in corner, hold red cup, hope nobody talks to you.
Find a wall and hit the booze.
>>28579022
This is literally all you need to do. And wait for someone to talk to you. If not, you still got drunk. It's a win-win situation.
>fat acceptance is bullshit
How does that make you feel faggots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-2K_pH2tHU
I really hope most robots are skinny pricks, fat people freak me out.
Good, since I managed to go from overweight to skinny and it only took me a few months and no sport at all.
>>28578949
fat people are not robots by default
they chose to fuck their own shit up, they have no right to complain about anything
If I was ever at a state of even borderline fat, or chubby, I'd kill myself without hesitation
Why the fuck do mods keep deleting stuff about the fbi being all over this board??
Man Hispanic girls are degenerates.
>>28578933
what's the source of these ladies.
Because the FBI hates dubs.
Be honest, would you?
originali
no
orig comnent
>>28578896
>Those salami nipples.
Hell no.
I'm ok with milfs and shit but not with these nipples ffs.
>>28579400
>milf
>her
i got bad news for you
also those are tattoos and not nipples
I wish there were threads about robots doing random lonely walks in their cities and taking pictures of places and people and telling stories. Would anyone else be interested?
>>28578818
Sounds like a pretty comfy idea. I'd be up for it, the only camera I've got it my smartphone one though
>>28578845
Same here.
>>28578818
How do you want to do it though? Just go for a random walk to wherever?
People do that on /int/
Why do normies never have interesting hobbies?
It seems like the "hobbies" of a male normie is always lifting or sport, and sometimes a few casual video games like minecraft.
The "hobbies" of a normie female is always make up, shopping, often fitness and sometimes "cooking", (but when they say cooking they just mean generic cooking of meals, nothing advanced).
I only know one normie who has an interesting hobby. I know many normies try play guitar and drop it a week later, but this particular normie is very good at guitar. However, the only reason for this is because he had robot genetics when he was in high school and got bullied a lot , and only really became Chad when he was around 19.
The truth is that some of them have interesting hobbies, but they avoid telling people about it
who the fuck gives a shit
>being normie enough to actually enjoy doing anythibg and partaking in a hobby
>having normie happy chemicals go off in your brain when something "fun" happens
just leave this board
I believe normies don't have the emotional void that most of robots have, most have healthy families, gf etc, we on the other hand had shitty life, suffered bullying and we need other creative stuff to gives our life any meaning. Btw I never met a grill with real interest on something.
>tfw classical guitar is preventing me from killing myself
*Yaaaawwwn* Morning Wagie, you probably shouldn't be on 4chan or else you might be late for work. You wouldn't want to upset Mr Shekelstein would you? Me? Oh I was just about to start off the day by taking the time to prepare myself a nice vegetarian breakfast, being NEET has given me the time to be able to prepare a nutritional meal to nourish my body. Afterwards I think I'll take some time to read up on some old classics, William Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar" is my personal favorite. I think once I've finished that I'll partake in some light exercise to keep myself in shape. Oh but I should probably stop wasting your time Wagie, looks like your already going to be ten minutes late, and you know that traffic is bound to add onto that. Tick tock Wagie.
>>28578810
>Afterwards I think I'll take some time to read up on some old classics
oh yeah I'm sure this is how you spend your time
I'm a NEET and I am extremely miserable.
There's a good chance I would kill myself immediately if I was forced into wageslavery.
I wish I could be as happy and fulfilled as you, Mr NEETgod.
>>28578810
Thanks for the laugh, OP. I appreciate it in these trying times.
Is there anything worse than guys born in rich families? They are always spoiled as shit and mentally damaged in some way.
It's like when you help the chicken crack the egg it can't survive in the outside world and dies
Pic related best example
oh
guess i'll just stay NEET then
>>28578781
Yeah, guys born in poor families are worse. Always projecting their jealousy unto others with judgmental attitudes or hyper expressed 'good vibes' and 'tolerance', when in reality they're hollow shells propagating acceptance by their personal opinions they feel the need to interject into everything without being able to believe it themselves internally
Not to mention they're smelly, uneducated, stupider than average, and have trashy tastes in everything they pursue
But oh, what was it you were saying?
>>28578831
>stupider
k
What age were you when you realized that girls, in fact, have it easier?
I had a sister who was a year younger than me. She made friends easier, my parents let her do whatever she wanted and was never punished.
So 7 I guess
from birth, but I never felt the pain as much until I got my first job with about 15 females and 3 males. "Anon, can you lift this." "Anon, do this for me." "Anon, do everybody's work for them and be damned sure you get your own done as well." It's not my fault you're the weaker sex, if you can't do your job don't apply.
i knew it instinctually as a preteen
began to think about it as a teenager
at 18 - 19 I realized society is practically built around them and they live in a time of unparalled privilege
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