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Who else /shitty internet/ here?
>15 kilobytes per second download speed
>>28587017
How long it took you to upload this image?
Also;
>250kb/s download on Steam
Its pain.
>>28587104
It took around 5 minutes, here is my steam downloads
That's fucking wicked. I would literally kill myself.
I did it, guys! I found myself a gf who really likes me! Goodbye robots, hello normies! (:
>>28586967
FUCK YOU
IT IS NOT THAT FUCKING EASY
you're just her emotional sponge m8
she'll use you to complain to when she's out fucking chad
Flash forward three months:
> tfw no gf
How did this fat gamer guy score such a Stacey gf?
>>28586924
he's not that fat and he has an attractive face
They were just themselves
See, it works
>>28586924
he's fit, tall, charming, confident, alpha etc.
>women get free stuff just by being women
is this true? I need a new computer, can I just go outside and ask a random guy for it?
>>28586819
you'd have better luck on craigslist
>>28586819
https://m.reddit.com/r/SugarBaby/
There you go, girls take advantage of lonely men but that's OK because I travel to poor country's and take advantage of poor women
You'd have better luck posting about it here or on reddit saying that you need a new computer (make up a story about how you old one got stolen or ruined in a fire or something to garner pity) and that you'll give anyone who helps you your steam and chat/play games with them whenever they want. You'll probably be gifted a bunch of games, too. If you're even remotely cute, accompany the request with a time stamped pic of yourself looking sad. Feel free to photoshop your face or whatever to make yourself prettier.
If you ever want to know if a woman is a slut, follow these red flags.
> She drinks alcohol.
> She uses social media.
This has never failed me before.
> But Anon-kun, isn't that practically all women?
Now you're starting to catch on my dear boy.
>>28586764
how to know if a woman will be a complete and bore you senseless:
she doesnt drink
>>28586854
bore=shell give you a bj in 10 minutes of talking to her
eat shit youf ucking moron >>>/soc/
>>28586854
>if you don't dull your senses and act like a complete idiot you're boring
Have you guys ever stopped and thought about how creepy and gross it feels to have all the 'perks' you complain women have?
>>28586651
Free stuff is the worst, is he trying to torture her?
>>28586651
Dumb bitch could have just ignored the guy and sold the shit, gaining thousands of dollars with no effort. What a moronic slut
I wouldn't want that much attention but everything else would be nice
Did your mom breastfeed you?
Are you happy with her decision?
Until I moved out to college. Not happy, it messed me up.
>>28586585
Are their people who weren't breastfed?
>>28586671
Of course there were are you fucking retarded what kind of question is that you fucking dipshit
![Does+_567679c4cbc25922d85920af7d581f92[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IauUJ4S.png "Does+ 567679c4cbc25922d85920af7d581f92[1]")
Anyone else here love telling mommy that she should've just aborted you or worn a condom? It gets here to STFU about me moving out or getting another job.
How else do you make mommy feel guilty for being a selfish bitch that doesn't understand how hard it is out there?
>>28586583
Christ, that's pathetic. I need to get the hell out of here whike I can.
>>28586583
All i have to do is remind her how she used to molest me when I was five and she shuts up and gives me whatever i want
>>28586668
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IF YOU"RE GONNA GO THAN GO NORMALFAGGOT SCUM
There are two types of robots
>those who are isolated because they dislike society and have consciously chosen to isolate themselves from it
and
>those who are isolated because they have failed at integrating into society
Which are you?
Former
I want off this planet
>>28586502
Latter. No idea how to make friends and talk to people
I failed at integrating myself into society but pretend like society is awful and that I want no part of it. I am the 99% of r9k.
So let me get this straight.
We're all just animals, at least nowadays people are living simply on stimulation found in there surroundings, and I am just holding on to dead morals because in the end nothing really matters unless you make it matter?
>>28586471
if you were stupid enough, you'd learn the game and win it.
>>28586757
I not the smartest guy, I've just been thinking about life too much. I can't get out of my own head and the world just looks shittier and shittier everyday, and when I focus on something I just overanalyze and fuck up worse than if I would've just did nothing like I usually do.
>>28587063
You sound like me op, the worlds a shifty place so I spend most of my time with nature I look at trees and see all their beauty and I love looking at the sky and thinking about what's out there, it's my escape from modern society man
First exam is about 4 weeks away and I haven't started revising anything?
Am I fucked?
Post A Levels and how fucked you are.
Depending on the exam, 4 weeks might be long enough to turn it around. What are you studying?
Further Maths, Maths and Physics here. My first exam is FP3 on Wednesday. Bricking it, tbhfam. I feel pretty confident in knowing what to do in terms of method, etc but keep doing dumb mistakes like fucking up addition or keeping my +/- signs correct.
>>28586914
Maths, Biology and Chemistry.
Biology and Chemistry are fine but I can't do maths, keep failing past papers in C4. Integration is fucking shit.
>>28586437
>4 weeks away with no revision
Man I remember A-level exams, I put more time into them than I did my masters exams.
You know you want me...
>>28586402
Come to daddy :3
>>28586402
Can I get a burger like this in College Station Texas?
dat is one deligius burger :DDD
Wow, 40 days without sex?
Are they serious? It must be so hard to achieve. What kind of genre is that, science fiction?
>>28586371
No, robot fiction.
>>28586371
It must be horror.
>>28586371
can you do a 40 day nofap? most people here can't. you keep your nosex in check by fapping it out but most normies don't masturbate
School is almost over, robots, and I'm in need of a senior prank.
>inb4 underage, I'm a 19 year old retard who failed first grade
Here's what I'm thinking:
My school has a huge fountain in the courtyard at the front entrance, and I'm thinking about showing up one night with some friends and putting a queen size mattress in it. I haven't actually seen anyone do this before, but they say it usually takes a crane to get it out after it absorbs the water. The fountain is only about 5 feet deep, so this might not be worthwhile. They might be able to just tie a rope around the mattress and pull it out of the water.
Thoughts? What kind of senior prank did you guys do?
I went to college, got my degree and started my career.
I wasn't an autist like you.
>>28586404
but I'm going to college in the fall
>>28586404
Yet you are still on r9k like an autistic fag
If you're lonely, why don't you find a girl from 4chan to be your girlfriend? Pic is me and my long distance gf l met here. Am I in her league?
>>28586364
i'm going to bump this so we can laugh at the cuck
Is your hair soft? It looks like it would be
>>28586364
yeah you're about on par with each other at 6/10 or so
you could probably be more attractive if you got a haircut though, jawline looks like it could be good if you lifted too
