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A cult is trying to recruit me and I'm thinking maybe joining a cult would improve my life since I'm a complete failure and loser. I don't think I can get any worse than I am now and joining a cult seems like a step up. There's a lot of cute girls in it and maybe I'd be able to actually make some friends.
>>28589962
Yes. Do it fetgrggot.
>>28589962
You'll just end up as the virgin sacrifice, so I guess do it if you feel like dying soon in a cool, but agonizing way.
>>28589962
Describe cult.
"The quick brown fox"
my handwriting is shit, everyone i've met has had neater pen strokes
Yeah mine is pretty shitty too..
>>28589899
>that
>shit
my letters never developed after 3rd grade, I have grade school penmanship
Did mommy not love them enough?
>>28589713
>Did mommy not love them enough?
yeah
>tfw no mommy gf
>>28589713
Nobody loved them.
>>28589713
maybe mommy loved them too much, therefore they are not capable to take on challenges alone
First time on /r9k/.
Heard you guys are pretty chill.
For originalities sake, have a picture of my dog.
>>28589667
Get out while you still can newbie
>>28589692
No i like to ruin me OK
>>28589667
That's not a fucking dog!
Do you believe in any religion, /r9k/?
>>28589653
i believe in my own meme version of christianity
>>28589653
I personally don't but I'm open to the idea of a god or higher being
I want to but I'm currently unaffiliated with any faith.
Here's something you never hear about.
Suppose... you got a gf. Let me tell you two things.
1)You will not automatically be happy, in fact from my experience, I can't remember if when I was with her I was better off or worse off, so that shows just how negligible a difference it makes in life.
2)You will not magically lose your awkwardness, even around her. You will be the same loser you were before.
But there are benefits
1)Getting all your firsts out of the way, and getting them out of your mind. You'll realize that it is all overrated and much more complex than you thought. You'll those around you in relationships with a new perspective.
2)Less loneliness - you become each others priorities and will always have somebody to do stuff with. You might miss solitude though.
Anyway, that's it. I know you won't believe it until you get and break up with a gf, but I figured I'd give you a heads up.
There are so many better feels out there. It's a shame that you are all preoccupied with this simple vanilla feel.
The biggest problem with relationships is all the responsibilities it comes with. You have to do stuff, buy gifts, hang out etc. I do geniunely care and love people but I just cannot deal with being bound by someone or having responsibilities to someone.
In my experience crushes have always felt better than actual relationships.
>>28591338
Also true. Hence the difference in perspective between those who have been in a relationship and those that haven't.
>1)You will not automatically be happy, in fact from my experience, I can't remember if when I was with her I was better off or worse off, so that shows just how negligible a difference it makes in life.
>2)You will not magically lose your awkwardness, even around her. You will be the same loser you were before.
this means nothing
It's like saying "won't cure your cancer" is a downside to drinking a glass of water.
Is your magic and hope still alive?
>>28589586
You are asking /r9k/? P dumb.
>>28589586
They are still alive AND I'm nihilistic
checkmate faglord OP
I think I always was kind of nihilist. Sort of an optimistic nihilist. Everything will cease to be, the universe has no meaning, but for now, wheeeee.
Im planning to go on a "trip" (~200km on foot).
What should I put in the bag to not die after first day?
>>28589580
>>>/out/
No seriously go to /out/ they can help you bruh.
>>28589580
a cell phone to call mummy when you get hungies
>>28589580
A gun and fishing pole
'Sup, niggas. Lookin to get super high. How much Nyquil do I need to take to make it happen?
>>28589510
If you don't go out and buy illegal drugs, you're just looking for attention.
>>28589675
I'd prefer to do things legally.
>>28589706
Getting high legally is illegal
Any richbots outhere? Let's have it, how rich are you?
>got money, parents are rich as fuck
>usually fly private on vacations
>still alone, still virgin, still beta
>>28589535
I'll let you have sex with my mom for the right price.
>>28589494
Not rich in material wealth, but rich in spiritual health. Countless years I have spent reaching out for meaning in this world. Searching, failing, submitting to the cold realization that is existence.
But, never satisfied with failure for long I reached out again. Learning from past mistakes as any sane individual should. Each time this dance became easier. Soon it is within reach, within my lifetime. That invaluable gem, within arms reach.
Now I must practice diligently. With unshakable faith and perseverance.
For as long as i remember i have been told that i should smile because i never do.
I keep telling people that i can't fake the smile and that my fake smile is hideous. I don't understand the obsession with smiling by the way.
I think smiling makes people look soft, stupid and undisciplined. If you are hideous smiling just makes you look like a bigger clown or a creep.
I perfer my resting face as it looks at least slightly dignifying.
>>28589466
Smiles are nice in girls but kinda weird in guys
My ex always commented on how I never smile in pics. No point in simling when you dont feel it
>>28589499
Because women are meant to be weak, submissive. Male soliders used to all look serious or just had a small dignifying smile on them at times.
How do you overcome having a babyface?
What clothes and haircuts make you look older?
>wanting to look older
buy a wig, become a cute girl, and rob betas of their money
>>28589321
Grow a beard if you can pull it off without looking like a neck beard nu-male
>>28589321
>How do you overcome having a babyface?
Smoke meth.
Post your heaviest feel
>Too old to have a 15-16 year old GF
>too old to die young
>Tfw you can't undo your mistakes
>>28589315
>I do everything wrong
I cant even take a shit without getting poo on my fingers.
New /r9k/ parliament thread
I made a thread but deleted it because I was scared edition
old thread
>>28585070
>>28585070
>>28585070
First for wan wans
>>28589189
Second for the smug trumpers
>>28589081
What about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
It's a fitting song.
This ugly chick likes me, what do?
>>28589061
just go for it you retard
Pay for her nose job and then wife her
>>28589061
give her a shot
