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*pant pant* aahh! *wheeze* NNNNGHHH!! aAAAHHHH!!!
*splat* *whoosh*
AAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
*wheeze* *hack* *cough cough*
A-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHNNNN!!!
*pant pant pant*
NNNGHH!!!! AIIE!!
MOMMY!!!!! CLEAN UP MY STINKY DIAPIE DIAPIE!!
>>28589010
you ok there buddy?
>>28589010
Really liking this tendies meme
>>28589069
>>28589070
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNH!!
M-MOMMMMYYY
WHY AREN'T YOU CLEANING MY- AIIE! - DIAPIES!?
MOMMYy
Flat chest or cow udders?
>>28588942
what a stupid question
why are you comparing cow udders to human breasts?
middleground a best
The wise man will choose both
What state is the black community/culture in when women would rather move to Japan and be used as cum dumpsters than settle down with black men in their own countries?
>>28588902
Every community has people who are outlier
>>28588902
Her feet are fucking massive.
Where can I find more of that?
Enjoying my evening coffee in the woods & I just wanted to let everyone know
>>28588817
Are you really the worlds greatest mom?
>>28588817
PLEASE GET ME SOME COFFEE TOO I AM SO TIRED
>>28588817
Nice newspaper-boy cap, homeboy
Hey, Robots. I rejected a girl yesterday. I feel horrible but it was imminent. I am about to talk to her again. What should I do? What should I expect appart from akwardness?
Did you hit her when you said no?
>>28588830
yes, obviously
orig
>>28588830
Not really, no. She pratically rejected herself, saying that she already knew I could not be with her and such.
>be good at playing the guitar
>practiced and played all the time from the time I was 12
>constantly learning new songs, practicing scales, learning music theory, etc.
>I'm now 21
>parents tell me I'm "gifted" and that I was born with inherent musical ability
Fuck normies
>>28588793
Ayyy, so what was the point of the thread?
>>28588820
There wasn't, it was my shitty blogpost.
>>28588859
Come hither to my bedroom quarters, m'lord
>be me 10 years ago
>always shitty computer, had to play on medium/low
>"one day i'll buy myself a really good PC"
>2011, you go to college
>parents bought me a laptop, but I never managed to play on it because it would overheat
>2016, find a job, start making money
>"Fuck yeah, Imma buy a PC and play all day long"
>shivers whenever I think about it
>it finally came, my awesome PC that can handle new games on Ultra
>you play some FPS, some MMOs and after 2 weeks all you do is browse chans and fap, dont play because games bore you and you dont feel like playing anymore
what the fuck just happened, did life just troll me?
Do drugs faggot
>>28588607
No you just forgot you didnt play video games as much. When's the last time you WANTED To play games?
I had some extra money and bought an XBONE and then sold it on CL after 2 weeks cause I havent even touched it after I set it up.
overwatch is right around the corner senpai
This 6'5'' woman approached you, what would you do?
>>28588437
Walk away she is an ugly black woman.
>>28588511
>Being this edgy and stupid
>>28588437
Fight her and assert my male dominance.
https://discord.gg/0skizhuqfOkJgai7
Please be nice, we do not accept norms or spammers
WHAT PART OF "Stop shilling your normie discord" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
oh look, another chat circle jerk full of norms who think they are robots, fucking christ...
>>28588428
>>28588461
~sloth
memesorigiblox
Wow, look at the time, wagecuck! Bed time is almost here!
s-shut up
d-delete this
>>28588289
>>28588308
same fagger
Go fuck yourself you degenerate piece of filth.
You wanna fuck on me for trying to do something with my life? What are you looking forward to tomorrow? Playing videogames and shitposting all day and drowning in your own virgin tears?
F U C K Y O U
U
C
K
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>site is down
feels bad man
>>28588288
1st for natsoc
1st for turkish qts
The site was fine 2 days ago, what is this shit
someone gave me a carton of cigarettes should i start smoking?
eat them all and die an agonizing death
Ofcourse not you fucking retard
I'm a smoker and it has barely any benefit
Yes, Bobby.
Last night I posted a thread about my second time going out with a girl who I first met as an escort. I said I would post about what happened yesterday afternoon, after she had first let my flat in the morning saying she would be back later on. I will post below what happened from that time.
Hi OP hope you have good news. You tell a good story, you have good observational skills.
looking forward to another great thread.
>>28588279
Fuck ya. Can't wait.
I hope she was getting balognese or whatever or some contraceptives.
Will you do a q&a at the end?
Anyone have the archive links to previous threads?
How can I make being a NEET fun /r9k/?
I'm a college dropout and have been a NEET for a few weeks now, but all I do is sleep and sit there depressed.
How do you fellow NEETS have fun and enjoy the free time you have?
You could try getting a job so you can have money and an excuse to get out of the house and interact with people.
>>28588139
There's a website that lets you contribute to science by clicking on baby penguins
Go help the climate you fuck
https://www.penguinwatch.org/#/classify
>How can I make being a NEET fun
Unless you have hobbies and or lots of money, you don't.
>be me
>outside
>step on slug
>rip slug
>mfw
>be me
>not being happy, but neither sad
>blissfully ignorant
>remind myself that I suck
>...
:\
>>28588081
>riding bicycle
>caterpillars and snails all over the sidewalk
>be me
that's about it
