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>if she lists the college she's attending but not the major, she's studying dick and booze
>if she lists the major she's attending but not the college she's studying booze and dick
>>28860793
>if she's a woman she's studying booze and dick
t. reductionist
>>28860793
>booze and dick
http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/27/amber-heard-domestic-violence-johnny-depp-restraining-order/
>Amber Heard Claims Domestic Violence Seeks Restraining Order Against Johnny Depp
>She claims Depp smashed his iPhone on her face.
This is after she filed for divorce days after his mother's death and put a claim on half of his $400k
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>>28860726
>put a claim on half of his $400k
That is $400M
kinda hard to feel bad for a centimillionaire who got to smash the hottest women of the last 20 years.
But it's fun seeing liberal Hollywood feel the repercussions of what they made possible.
>3dpd
>ever
Seriously.
Have any of you guys tried NoFap and if so, what are your experiences? Any long term success?
I just completed only a week and after "relapsing" I feel like I've already broken the addiction to porn and masturbation. I just don't see myself looking at porn or jerking off as much as I used to anymore.
I had gone a month without fapping to cure my obsession over becoming a trap because that shit was ruining my life. It didn't help at all.
>>28860690
before you faggots jump in here and try to justify your porn addiction, everybody keep in mind that chronic masturbation leads to this >>28856900 and watching porn makes it even worse
side effects of watching porn and violently jacking off every day include
>losing feeling in your dick
>no being able to bust
>erectile dysfunction
>unrealistic sex expectations
porn is probably the most detrimental to you, it gives you unrealistic expectations in sex. The girls are all more attractive than any girl youd fuck, fake tits, fuck ton of makeup, and they scream and fake orgasms and pleasure 90% of the time
The men use fake dicks and dont work out their lower body so as to make them look bigger compared to their frame
masturbating daily will make sex boring to you; why go through all the effort of finding a girl, seducing her, and then spend an hour of her not being able to get you off when you could easily sit at your computer and accomplish the job in 5 minutes with your hand?
masturbating also makes you lazy as fuck; whenever i dont jack off im always more motivated to accomplish things and by far more alpha, when i do jack off i lay around and watch tv all day
all you need to do is find a nice girl, fall in love, fuck her senseless and cum inside of her. it will make the nofap worth it
>>28860837
When I don't jack off I'm just shitposting on 4chan all day. It's a step, but really, quitting the internet is the real life changer.
Do you prefer anime girls or real girls?
I am an anime girl.
>>28860676
Real girls. Now kill yourself.
>2012
>still liking girls
ishiggy
who else /antinatalist/?
Having children is completely selfish. There are over 161 million orphans on this planet already.
Do the world a favor and get a vasectomy.
>>28860606
>vasectomy
Why would it matter if i never get any action anyways?
>>28860606
Honestly we just need to instill strict immigration policies, and kill all the orphans under 1 year old for a period of about 10 years. Then countries like China and India can breed themselves into permanent poverty while everyone in the west has a home and a family and there are no unwanted children
>>28860606
>>28860618
And more to the point, why should men even be forced to have vasectomies when abortions are so freely available now?
>2.4 inch penis
>all 5 of my exes have broken up with me
>the last one I proposed to publicly at our favorite restrurant
>she walked away
>I go home and asked her why
>She said she needs more time to decide
>Behaves cold for months
>Finally breaks up with me
Feel good about yourselves faggot, I've got it bad.
>5 exes
Yeah nah cunt.
Fuck you for proposing in a public restaurant. That's embarassing
>>28860592
>Fuck you for proposing in a public restaurant. That's embarassing
This
Orig
Most robot album of all time?
Thom yorke is a genius
(Original comment)
>>28860760
Normie album
>>28860795
This, Thom literally just released a song about how he's suffering from alimony. Can't get much more normie than that.
>tfw 24/7 itchy asshole
I have a bidet. I use wet wipes. I use the softest toilet paper available to mankind. I eat lots of fiber. I drink lots of water. I don't eat spicy foods. My asshair is well groomed, not prickly but not a forest.
Why does god do this to me
>>28860509
I have the same thing man. Especially when I go to bed. Fucking sucks but sometimes it feels amazing to scratch it.
>>28860509
Maybe you have a tapeworm.
Probably have worms or something.
Asshole shouldn't be that substitute sensitive.
Check for worms and stop trimming the hair to see if it stops.
I am a female human. Give me your attention
t. female human
>>28860501
LlVERPOOL
>female human
ew
[spoon of attention]
I want to be jim morrison
>>28860489
WHENTHA
MUSIC
IS YOUR
SPECIAL
FRIEND
DANCE ON FIRE
AS IT DEMANDS
MUSIC IS YO
ONLYYY
FRIEND
>>28860489
I'll be standing on the beach with my guitar
>>28860489
a worthless junkie? great idea man
I'll start
>went to cottage trip with some friends this long weekend, there were about 15 other people too
>had a great time but I fucked it all up
>be sitting on inflatable water lounge thing with some dudes
>Someone says really funny, I let out a drip of piss (hasn't happened to me since I was a kid)
>Thought it would be a tiny drop and wouldn't leave a stain on pants and would be blocked by underwear
>Couldn't see it myself since I was sitting cross legged and it was those baggy, sporty pants
>Sit there for 20-30 minutes, no one says anything, no one laughs I figure I am good.
>Later go to washroom and notice a perfect circle stain on the crotch of my light grey pants
>realize I fucked up and everyone noticed
>people smirk at me after I walk out wearing my jeans
>girl from my group of friends is visibly grossed out by my presence.
>no one mentions it but there is a clear awkwardness in the air
I was so close to becoming a normie but I fucked it all up. Share your stories, anons.
>>28860486
I laughed, so I don't want this thread to die.
>>28860790
Then share something. Everyone has a story like mine.... right?
>>28860486
>Highschool
>Was in ROTC, only took it because I heard it was basically a movie class
>Only catch was we had to wear uniforms once a week
>My uniform was too small, and the fuckers were made of polyester so we literally fucking sweated in the damn things
>Seemed like any ordinary day, I put on my uniform and go to school
>Out on nowhere in 4th period I feel some sort of unstoppable force in my ass
>I knew there was no way to stop it, it was like stepping in front of a truck to slow it down
>I shit myself, but it just keeps coming
>Ask to go to the bathroom
>Teacher wouldn't let me because all the niggers in my class abused the bathroom pass so she took it away for everyone
>I'm at my desk just spraying deodorant on my ass trying to coat the smell of this monster that was fighting tooth and nail to escape
>Finally the bell rings
>Drop this fucker like a ton of bricks in the toilet, the bell apparently rang but fuck me if I heard it
>I'm just trying to get the monster out, I know I shit myself but I can't see the extent of the damage
>Thankfully no kids come into the bathroom, if they would have it'd have been a stench to behold
>I finally finish, pull up my pants
>The smell of deodorant, shit, and a sweaty polyester uniform cover my like a blanket
>I'm just thanking God I survived the encounter at that point
>As I walk out of the bathroom my ROTC class is in the hall already, they are getting their uniform inspection
>They all see me walk out of the bathroom late to class
>Forced to enter into the line at attention, hear kids sniffing so they obviously notice
>Colonel comes to check me off, doesn't say anything
>Have to go sit in class and watch a movie, basically sitting in the remains of the monster
>Kids around me whispering about a smell, a couple of them connect it to me but I pretend to not notice
>This repeats in every class until I get to go home
>Dried shit on my ass and in my trousers
>No idea what created the monster to this day
if liking traps is gay then is liking a man with a vagina straight?
>>28860482
no it is lesbian
>>28860482
No the only thing gay is OP
>>28860482
>liking a man
stop right there
What do robots think of the following:
life is suffering i.e., life includes pain, getting old, disease, and ultimately death. We also endure psychological suffering like loneliness frustration, fear, embarrassment, disappointment and anger. This is an irrefutable fact that cannot be denied. It is realistic rather than pessimistic because pessimism is expecting things to be bad.
suffering is caused by craving and aversion. We will suffer if we expect other people to conform to our expectation, if we want others to like us, if we do not get something we want,etc. In other words, getting what you want does not guarantee happiness. Rather than constantly struggling to get what you want, try to modify your wanting. Wanting deprives us of contentment and happiness.
suffering can be overcome and happiness can be attained; that true happiness and contentment are possible. lf we give up useless craving and learn to live each day at a time (not dwelling in the past or the imagined future) then we can become happy and free.
Suffering and happiness do not exist. Any notion of them and any claim which makes use of those is nonsense. Only the brain exists. It's meaningless for me to say that I'm happy: I can only say that my brain has released an amount of chemical x. There is no such thing as 'attainment of happiness' or 'overcoming suffering' any more than 'attainment of being an unicorn' or 'overcoming being a goblin'.
>>28860519
I get where you're coming from and I can't say that you are objectively wrong but living your life in complete objectivity like that is unfulfilling and frankly boring as shit. Why are you allowing your mindset to be dictated by facts and reality? There is no inherent value in rejecting everything that cannot be scientifically proven, because you cannot prove that there is.
>>28860519
You cannot deny that you feel frustration, loneliness, happiness, even though they are chemicals. It doesn't get you anywhere, practically.
If faced with the idea that only the brain exists, everything is pointless and posting here, arguing about it... everything. The idea that robots exist is pointless.
>women have only ever led me on to leave me suddenly and forever without a word
>severely depressed, just getting over the most recent betrayal and very, very stoned
>go to deposit paycheck today
>bank teller around my age, mid 20's, kind of qt, starts up conversation i'm completely unprepared for
>nervousmansweating.png
>she asks about my job, tell her it's alright but i don't like it because of the pay, as she can see on the check
>she smiles a bit and says she get's it
>then says she's going to an international buisness ocnference in the area soon and if i want i should come with her
>asks for my number
>meanwhile my transaction still hasn't been completed
>write number down, she says she'll text me and then says her name, which i already know, finishes transaction
>account has like only $1500 after the check
lads what the fuck just happened
Yeah what the fuck just happened?
Did you just get fucking SCAMMED?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>28860345
no, as in i have no money because im poor
paycheck was only 500
so it can't be a gold digger
>>28860367
>account has like only $1500 after the check
YOU SAY THAT AS IF YOU HAD MORE
>''''''''ONLY''''''''
Wtf are you talking about?
live in london suburbs
wanna get a prostitute
best go visit in to them or get them to come to me?
pros/cons?
thanks rowboats!
Incall, read the UK punting forum to find ones with good reviews, make a booking through Adultwork.
>>28860232
pros: sexytimes
cons: a cocktail of venereal diseases that you will no doubt either die or become impotent from
Where abouts in London OP?
I'm in central London and I might go see one next weekend to lose my v-card.
