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your are not that ugly
maybe I could call you cute if you smiled more, there it is... *giggles* so cute !
I'm sure that in the right context with and with the correct attitude you will look super hot
stop saying you're not interesting ! everybody has something unique to say, maybe you more than other
no, no... "feeling akward" is just an excuse... you just didn't find people who will make you at ease yet
oh come on anon ! not the "I'm too much inexperienced" argument ! who care ? you have to start somewhere
you do have a sense of humour, every inteligent person has one... "confidence" ? *giggles* it comes with experience
>>28865251
Fuck off lou
>>28865251
no anon.
You're problem is that you don't know how to have fun. Or maybe that you don't want to have fun... *sigh*... Remember the last time you enjoyed something ?
Games or animes, does it still bring you happiness or are you just playing and watching out of habit ? That's what I thought...
You see anon, you are not enjoying your life and nobody will come to you if you stay like that. I've seen shy but funny guys getting attention, ugly but passionate boys getting laid... Confidence is not your problem, it never was...
You just have to enjoy your life and more people will come to you
>>28865251
I don't give a fuk if you think i'm cuuuiiiiiitttttttt.
U sukin ma dyk, or nah? I'll just go down to little soho and hire someone...
Am I fat or my tits are incurable?
Pls help
>>28865202
Seeing something this awful has made me feel better about myself, thank you.
>>28865202
>Am I fat
no you're hot
>>28865202
You're fat but your tits are curable
Lewd bingo
stories welcome
>>28865175
I'm not that bad, right?
>>28865324
You're absolved, go in peace my son.
well I guess I should post mine
>ask friend if he wants to hang out
>makes up an excuse
>rather sit 24/7 at home and plays cancerous anime games
Every fucking time... I hope you have a heart attack or die painfully of colon cancer you fat fuck
Posting on r9k.
And insulting Robots.
REEEEEEEEE!!!
Fucking fagot. Hope you die of STDs you got from your slut...
REEEEE!!
>ask a girl in the Costco food court if she wants to hang out with me
>she says no
>I take out $20 hold it out to her
>she doesn't take it
>I say, "Take it, then we can hang out"
>she refuses
Why are all women such fucking whores who deserve to be gang raped by niggers?
>>28865222
You are just trying to give money to non prostitutes.
who driving /shitbox/ here?
>>28865104
26. can't drive
took lessons once in a brief period of motivation, and stopped going halfway through
i dont understand how normies don't get anxious driving..
>>28865219
>live in oklahoma
>literally can not do anything without a car unless you want to walk 30 miles for food
>get a car
>mfw can't go less than 100mph or i feel like i'm going slow
how can you not drive?
iktf OP
>tfw no aux jack or cassette slot
FM transmitters are a shit life
>mfw she still has dozens of guys lining up to slip her the d
>>28865085
She is on tinder now? She has had multiple boyfriends according to the facebook copy pasta. Anyone want to post the xray of her skull?
IRON CHIN TORI
It's actually very ironic that her name is Tori because she has what is called bony tori in her jaw.
>>28865085
>a mutated skull ugly ass freak has more sexual experience than me
I can only masturbate to tranny porn because I know biological females have no understanding of loyalty, or true male love, only hypergamy.
>he thinks mentally ill men dressed as girls are more loyal that normal females.
>>28865118
At least I can imagine that they have similar thought processes.
Meanwhile I've seen nothing to indicate self awareness from any biological female.
>loyalty
>or true male love
something is clearly wrong with your biological prgramming if that's what you need to get hard
pic related should provide all ya need, fellow
Post yours and let others judge you.
http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
will do it now
>>28865059
First time I've scored low for histrionic on one of these. So I guess that's nice.
I guess I'm fucked.
Hey guys, check out this awesome idea for a hairstyle app I thought of:
An app/website that'll let the user see which hairstyle would look appropriate on him/her, by picking from an array of different hairstyles. Using facial recognition technology, the user will be able to realistically put on virtually any hairstyle on his/her head, giving an accurate representation of what the user will look like with the hairstyle - even allowing the user to move his/her head up, down, left, right with the hairstyle intact.
The app will have a variety of social networking features: uploading pics with the chosen hairstyle to photo sharing sites, sending pics via messaging services/email, uploading to facebook, twitter, etc. as well.
Aside from being curious as to what you'll like with a hairstyle that interests you, this app could be use in a variety of entertaining ways as well - seeing what your three year old toddler would look like with Conan O'brien's hairstyle, amongst other uses including friends showing each other would they would look like with iconic/goofy hairstyles.
The app will detail what the hairstyle is called, along with the directions on how to achieve it - cutting directions, hair products, etc - so your barber can 100% identify how to cut it. A Google Maps feature will be included, to also show surrounding hair salons with their included ratings.
Functionality and navigation through the app will be top notch. Categorized hairstyles by regions around the world, popularity, age, gender will all be included, amongst other features will be included.
Having a feature for makeup may also be included for women.
So...What do you guys think?? Give me your legitimate criticism
Bump
Originalcomment1234
I know they have websites for this, an app is a new idea though.
>>28865050
Im sure ive seen some websites do that, not everything in one tho. Still not oroginal
Sorry familia
Why do normal fags get so absurdly excited about Hamilton The Musical.
>blacks in the role of whites
>rapping
>nu-male mindset
The fucking play is sold out for the next two years. Normies can't get enough of it!
Has anyone seen it? What's the deal?
I should add, it's $1400 pre tax for you and your gf to go to this show in NYC and have average seats.
That is OUTRAGEOUS
>>28865002
>blacks in the role of whites
>over $700 for a ticket
Im pretty sure nobody here has seen it
>>28865275
No blacks at least. The target audience is white liberal cucks.
Daily reminder that your NEET life is on thin ice.
How the guck is that BTFO of NEETs. It's proof his parents are stupid wagecucks who fall for te stupid arguments that NEETs have argued are compmetely stupid.
louis.ogg
>>28865071
It just means that you can't trust anyone to take care of you indefinitely, so if you don't prepare for when that day comes, you're fucked. That NEET in particular was BTFO, but not NEETs in general.
If you're a NEET living on your parents' dime, you should establish a contingency in case they try to kick you out or succeed in kicking you out.
Don't be like the NEET in OP's image. Be prepared.
I cut someone off by accident while driving home today. She had to slam on her breaks and honked the fuck out of me, and gave me a dirty look when she passed me later. I feel like shit. I'm sorry
>she
It was probably her fault anyway. Don't sweat it
>>28865026
Seriously. 90 percent of drivers are fucking morons. Don't feel too bad, OP.
>>28865319
>>28865026
Thanks. It's a dangerous intersection and I go through it every day for the last few years. This is the first time I screwed up and I guess I'm a little shaken by it
>dream that I'm a KGB agent
>comrades and I discover a scientist's plan to defect to America
>we head out to his facility in Siberia to arrest him
>he has a mental breakdown and flees into the woods
>it's a wooded enclosure so we drive around to pick him up on the other side
>as we're waiting, we see a figure coming out of the woods
>thinking it's the scientist, we get out of our black van and start walking towards him
>as we get closer, we realize it's not the scientist at all
>it's actually a dog attached by its leash to the collar of an even bigger dog, and this dog is the size of a giraffe and its walking the smaller dog
>I scream "GET BACK IN THE CAR"
>the giant dog and his normal-sized companion notice us and start trotting over to say hi
>screaming hysterically, we scramble back into the car and lock the doors just in time for the giant dog to press his monstrous face up against the glass window
>we drive away yelling at the top of our lungs
>I wake up covered in sweat
What does it mean?
This is all that anyone will care about you:
I did not read your boring dream.
You do not matter, faggot.
>>28864941
You're a communist sympathizer who is afraid of big dogs.
>Thatdogwasthemannow
Oh it's another /I had a dream when I was asleep/ thread. Wow that's really..... Uhh special.
>mfw rich kids complain about their problems
>mfw rich kids can't ever know if someone wants to be their friend/partner because of their money
>they constantly have to worry about being used like the tool they are
inb4 mad richies come in this thread and whine about "muh social anxiety"
reminder that money can buy happiness
fucking poor people i swear to god
>>28864958
>was poor
>am now well off but not rich yet
>void in chest still not filled
what do?
that being said being well off is 10x better than being poor, you can buy entertainment to forget about your lack of happiness. But right now i sit at home, dont know what to do and feel sad
>claims to be a robot
>doesn't have a hentaifu
Is this board even old enough to remember bible black?
>>28864876
I only have a waifu.
Hentaifus are distasteful
>>28864876
>hentaifu
Those are fucking sluts, waifus are for pure love, not for this disgusting shitalthough I'd probably say whatsherface from Idataki Seieki
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