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>Be only half-white
>Have white half-siblings
>Half-brothers are 6'7 Dolph Lundgren lookalikes
>They're both swole as fuck and effortlessly gain muscle
>My half sister reminds me of Voe
>Half sister is only an inch shorter than me
>Half siblings basically won the genetic lottery
>Be only 5'11
>Have dark, pockmarked skin and really thin black hair
>Struggle to not look like a skeleton
Dammit dad, I could have won the genetic lottery
what race are you mixed with senpai?
>>28867145
Are you from Texas?
>>28867145
dad was 6'1 portuguese man
mom was 5'1 freckled pale potatonigger
became 5'8 with black hair, ugly brutish eyes and big eyebrows, skin that is pale in the winter and tan for like 2-3 months of the year
mom cucked my height but made me look whiter than my dad, not sure what to feel
If today you were given command over 20 good men, what would be your orders for them? We will assume they are loyal to your cause and extremely capable at whatever you might ask them to do.
>>28867112
To give me anal, I love cock in my gay arsehole. And to creampie me at the end and cum in my mouth with their hiv pos dicks
>>28867112
form a man train
>>28867127
Try harder. These guys can start a revolution, cripple an army, kick normies off /r9k/.
>tfw my friend of 20 years (I'm 23) gets married tomorrow
>tfw I still haven't been on a real date
>tfw handhold less, kisses virgin
>tfw the last girl rekt my heart
So basically you're implying that you got somewhere with a girl at all? You'll be fine faggot
>>28867057
Let myself get used.
>all your friends say you're a catch and the person would be lucky
>tfw not a single girl says yes
Noone else relate?
What Is the best flavor of ice cream?
Pic related is English toffe, the holder of the ice cream is me.
>>28867003
Self bump
Origami
>>28867058
Rocky road with caramel sauce. Fucking ambrosia.
My favorite is vanilla, it is like a blank canvas and all toppings taste great with it.
>being fat
>i know every fat person says this but i dont eat that much
>working out
>even eating healthy
>173 cm and 75 kg
>10kg too much
>no bf
>fucking lonely ass bitch
Any lonely ass bitches to cry with me?
Girls can't be lonely. I'm a 24 year old virgin whose always been in shape. Kys you roastie.
>>28866991
I literally weigh the same as you and am 13 cm taller.
>>28866991
>friend is single mother
>has eating disorder and is mentally unstable
>unwittingly subject myself to feeder bitch my entire childhood
>end up weighing 300+lbs
>never worked out or ran or built any real muscle during my formative years because too busy being lured in with disgusting food
>lose 140lbs
>skinny fat
>no muscle
>more disgusted with my body now then ever
>would rather be fat then deal with this shit
Consider this: Fat bitches fuck fat dudes. Fat bitches don't fuck with skinny fat plebs, skinny/average girls think you're disgusting if you're skinny fat.. you get no play if you're in fatty limbo just embrace the fat.
so here's an idea: an attraction where you get the experience a middle management office job in a cubicle. for a weekend at the least. would the hipsters and yuppies pay for that?
>>28866972
I always wondered, what the fuck are the people in those cubicles doing exactly? I am 26 and i have never worked a day in my life.
>>28866972
>experience a middle management office job
So what, make the drones do meanigless shit and hit inappropriately some young women at the office?
>>28867002
I don't think they exist anymore, offices use open spaces now
We mostly prepare reports on excel running formulas and macros and such
Hey, will you undedicated, undisciplined weak skinnyfat skelemans fuck off from fit already?
Thanks.
>>28866971
>People trying to better themselves
>Can't quite do it due to mental problems
>Get mad at them
Do everyone a favor and end yourself.
>>28867055
You're shitting fit the fuck up with dumb fucking questions that are answered in the sticky, not to mention the never ending shitposting.
You faggots will never make it.
>>28866971
Nah, I go there for the fat-hate threads to add to my big folder of misogyny.
Because women are shit, and fat women in particular
>tfw remembering the time I called my gym teacher dad
>tfw i called my math teacher mom
>mfw i have a momdom fettish
>tfw remembering the time my English teacher called me "baby"
>>28867044
hawt desu
>Grow hair out for 5 years
>Finally get a haircut
>People make fun of it
>>28866903
Post pics desu senpilia
>be me
>be 6th grade
>saw zombie movies and was convinced the undead horde was soon to be upon us
>cut hair to the school shooter fade to prevent hair grabbing
>no voodoo juju niggers gonna get me
>finally realize how stupid i was
>start growing hair back out
>still am, out of fear of going back
>always had a short hair
>have being it crowing out for a year
>looks fucking disgusting when not slicked back with wax
>really hard to keep in place with any substance
>can't bear to cut it down now because it's been a year's work growing it
What does it feel like to facefuck a girl
like a sack of sand
Like sticking your dick inside someone's mouth.
>>28866776
Psychologically it's pretty great, but physically it's meh.
I like it more when they focus on the tip and lick around it with their tongue. That shit is THE BEST.
Buttfucking a girl was the most physically pleasurable experience I've ever had though. It's really tight and squeezes down on you compared to their pussy (not to say that fucking their pussy doesn't feel awesome too)
so, it's literally impossible for black guys to get asian gfs.
there is no where else to go now.
I inherently don't like black women
white women are off putting in various ways
Hispanic women are too short and portly even when they are in good shape, and have terrible attitudes/ style
and asian women are a lot nicer, but I recently found out that they actually hate black men.
Quit being ironic you phaggit
cry me a river niglet
>>28866806
Smh. Don't you see what op is doing? He makes posts like this and then goes off and sleeps with Asian qts.
What do girls hands feel like?
>>28866679
like hands
>>28866679
soft and comfortingwhat the fuck is going on with the robot today
>>28866679
SOFT BECAUSE THEY DON'T DO ANY GRAFT LIKE MY HARD CALLOUSED HANDS
>be me
>senior in college, kv
>friends with a sort of emo girl, wears some makeup, not too bad looking
>not emotionally attracted to her, attracted a little bit sexually
>she asks me to hang out
>get ice cream, she kisses me
>end up going on a few dates with her, nothing happens
>both graduate, go home for the summer
>skype a bit, not often
>been a year, she texts me, asking to hang out
>barely talked to any girls since we kissed, but I still am not attracted to her
>check her facebook, she is a full fledged emo/goth whatever now
>black eyeliner and lipgloss
>pretty sure that if we went out, we would end up fucking
>dont really want to go out in public and see her
>wat do?
pic unrelated
stop being a faggot and fuck her
not emotionally attracted? are you 12? all that matters is sexual attraction. hit it and then hit it again and again.
primo pussy only lasts so long
>>28866711
her body is like a 7/10 but face is 5/10
not exactly primo pussy
>>28866794
good things come to those who wait
wait a little longer
How long until walmart busts me for taking a monster everyday and walking out of the store without paying? Do they even care?
>>28866655
They got a file on you and will probably apprehend you really soon if you keep it up.
>>28866655
When you've stolen enough for it to be a felony and not a misdemeanor.
>>28866655
Keep doing it if you want but don't become dependant on it. As long as you're also buying other shit while you're in the store you won't raise suspicion.
It's not worth it though, trust me. If will be just a monster the for like the first week then it will be more then even more on the week after and then even more on the week after that until you eventually get caught and given a criminal record.
Im high but still dont feel happy
it's probably just the wrong strain bro
just lit a bowl of Flaming Raptor Keef and I'm feeling great dude lol dud e weed lol
>>28866612
strain could be a part of it.
>>28866573
you need food and rest too, weed can only do so much.
and lots of cold drinks.
>>28866612
>>28866630
Im just feeling down desu, if i keep myself busy i end up feeling good again
