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Took this picture last night on snapchat and noticed something weird. I see a face in the lower left pretty clearly. What do you guys think?
I don't see a face there
>>28862375
Looks like you've gone full-blown retard, OP. Those arrows are just pointing to black pixels.
>>28862375
I see a face.
Friday suicide general
What's the comfiest method to end yourself?
>>28862373
It definitely isn't xanax
exit mask obviously
Opiates and have someone else shoot you in the head.
This is a thread for people to share their experiences with cancer patients. I guess I will start off my father has cancer and he is a fucking asshole. I get it, cancer is absolutely terrible and he will probably die, but I stay here at home at day taking him of here and he makes threats/bitches/complains/makes up delusions all the time. Surely cancer patients aren't all this terrible.
>>28862362
fucked up my first post like an idiot. basically dad has cancer, trying to take care of him, constantly being verbally abusive towards only consistent caregiver and I don't know what to do.
>>28862382
Let him die alone
>>28862406
I think this is going to be my only option. You see I basically just stayed at home before he got sick because I couldn't find work (and partly because I have shit social skills) but now I essentially need to be his slave for no pay because my mother is working all week. It's retarded that I am the primary caregiver (I think) and I get no money for suffering such abuse but honestly, I don't want money because they would mean I would have to do a good job. My father wasn't the most friendly person but his general mood wasn't asshole and now it's almost entirely asshole. By the way, his cancer is stomach cancer and apparently he caught it late dude looks completely skeleton right now.
>tfw your favourite pornstar does interracial
She's a paid whore, a professional female
Why would it matter
>tfw hot girl from high school is exposed as a mudshark who cucked her chad boyfriend
>>28862422
>being on /r9k/
>not having an unhealthy obsession with a pornstar
>Hey dad wanna come see me and my friends do Shakespeare in the park?
>We are doing the play nude!
http://www.salon.com/2016/05/23/this_nsfw_nude_production_of_the_tempest_is_the_most_brave_and_beautiful_thing_you_will_see_today/
>I am frightened by nudity
>I am a robot
>Hey Steve, isn't that your daughter second on the left? She's got some nice tits.
>>28862241
Is that a play? Looks like some shitty feminist photoshoot
Quick reminder Trump is for insecure white people, all he's doing is fear mongering and insecure white cucks fall for it and love him because he's some rich TV personality that can say whatever he wants without getting in trouble, just really beta men like him because he's a voice, kinda like how weak girls want a strong man.
quads checked
orgigginal XDDDDD
>>28862222
Nice quads but also nice bait
>>28862222
have fun being asshurt for the next six months lol
Who /PieceOfShit/ here?
depends on what you mean by this definition
>>28862235
literal fecal matter and little else
>>28862247
then no, nobody is mostly fecal matter
Who /thinksaboutkillingthemselvesnonstopbuttooafraidtoactuallygothroughwithit/ here
>>28862137
LiteralIy everyone.
>>28862137
My excuse are my parents still being alive, i can't do that to them.
But i increase my odds to make it look like an accident, i ride my bike to work, it's pretty visible it has rear red lights, but you never know, drunk driver, cokehead, they get distracted for a split second and bam, eternal peace here i come.
Thats best case scenario, worst case i become a paralyzed vegetable and drive my parents into debt because they don't want to pull the plug.
>>28862137
My only motivation to live is the hope that I'll participate in the next race war to exterminate niggers and hang leftists on the day of the rope.
I'm still having a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that serial killers, abusive boyfriends, murderers, criminals, wife beaters, and even rapists get infinitely more attention from women than me. It almost seems like women would prefer someone that is a complete cruel psychopath who beats them than they prefer me. Not to mention that any of the aforementioned terrible cruel men will have experienced far more interaction with them than me, in all my years I've yet to have my first kiss.
Can someone please give me advice on how to get laid? With someone who actually wants me, not a hooker
Do what they do, pretend to be a normie convincingly and then once you've caught the attention of a girl keep up the act until you either grow old and die, do creepy shit on the side and secretively, or snap and beat her to death. You know, like everyone else on the planet who isn't pure-strain normie does.
>>28862172
>pretend to be a normie
>like everyone else on the planet who isn't pure-strain normie does
whoa there KKK
>>28862133
You have to stomach being someone else. What I mean is, you have to basically be a sellout that only does popular stuff, but have just enough of your own vibe to not seem that way. It's what everyone does. I'm a cyborg fallen from grace because I couldn't deal with that shit so I said fuck it and acted like myself. The way most people get away with this is that they are straight up, through and through one of the herd. Their natural instinct is to like what's popular, and then their consciousness pops in every so often and shifts things, making a person seem unique in their beliefs. We don't have that, and they can sense it.
So if you want to have chicks dig you, you have to showcase your normie-ness with just enough original thinking that you don't come off as a try-hard. Mainstream, by the way, holds true for all social groups: club culture, videogame culture, emo culture, skaters, surfers, techies, CIA cool guys, whoever. So here's my greentext tldr:
>Let the system assimilate you, but still keep your original thoughts in the background
>tfw at some point in your life you've made a girl horny without even knowing it
I've always wondered if someone masturbated thinking about me. Probably not.
>>28862160
Top kek. No way.
>>28862122
I know I did.
I draw some porn and she loved to masterbate to it, but she didn't actually liked me.
>TFW cucked by my own art
>Parents yelling again
>Turn on white noise to drown it out
>Anxiety doesn't go away
Please help me I don't know how to cope with this anymore. I feel a tenseness all over my body and I can feel my nerves getting chills. I just want it to stop...
>>28862106
you know what to do anon.
originalio comentario.
Get a job/go to school and move out.
You know exactly what to do. Don't post threads about it.
>>28862106
I believe I found brown noise most pleasant personally. Consider changing.
I also found that site that allows you to generate your ideal noise using a dozen of scrollbars, but it required paying to download, and despite it obviously having to be possible to capture audio at a Linux sound output, and dispite lots of research, I failed to do that.
Holy fuck
I just realised how small the average penis is
I was on tinder and met this girl and showed her my dick (I'm 8.5" measured across the top)
She then went ona bout how I'm the biggest she's ever seen and how I "must be at least 12")
It feels real fucking good
4''x4'' here. How does it feel to not be afraid that the woman will not feel a thing?
pro tip: all girls do that in order to make you feel good about your body. You compliment her face, she compliments your penis.
show me bb :3
>have a dream
>i'm just doing shit I normally do
ree where the fuck is my escapist fantasies fucking brain
>>28862059
Learn2lucid dream m8
Not even joking, it's the best thing ever. With enough practice you can be the literal God of a small universe.
>have a dream about walking through a 19th century city
C O M F Y
>>28862098
lucid dreaming is cool, but the randomness of dreams is a much more interesting experience.
![181960a36457258d97612de451fe4e90_zXsYAZsYwRlBG4xaPSKUm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9DlXNvh.jpg "181960a36457258d97612de451fe4e90 zXsYAZsYwRlBG4xaPSKUm[1]")
How can I get a titty monster girlfriend? I don't care about her personality or job or any shit like that, or even her face as long as she's not ugly. I just want a girlfriend with huge ridiculously gigantic tits I can crush by dick in between. How can I get one of these?
>>28861979
>be chad
>dont not be chad
>repeat step 1
When you see one talk to her, literally that easy.
>>28861979
Give her money.
Anyone else cutting ties with their family?
I don't mean my main family (Dad,Mam,Brothers) but just my external ones like cousins and aunts and uncles. I never got the idea why I should be forced to socialise and get along with my mother's sister or my dad's brother when neither of them had anything to do with bringing me into this world or raising me. I hate my cousins too. They all made fun of me as a kid and can't understand why I'm a bit weird. Now apparently they all think I'm some selfish asshole who doesn't care about his family. But the thing is,their right. I don't care about them. I only care about my internal family.
Also,why did my fucking mam and dad have to have like 8 siblings each?
>>28861903
>tfw too easy for me because i have literally no aunts or uncles
You're absolutely fucking right.
Family is a meme. Why should you be forced to spend time with them just because your genes are a bit similar? It's complete bullshit.
my parents are like that
its very natural for me
