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My dick is quite small (5.5 inches, quite thin) and my ex dumped me just 1 month into the relationship because of this.

Should I just fucking kill myself?
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>>28857868
You will meet better women. Of course it's not your loss, she sounds like a retarded bitch
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she sounds superficial, penis size isn't everything friendo don't worry about it
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If she can't deal with a 5.5 inch penis its because she has a whale vagina. Don't believe everything you see in porn, 95% of women will be perfectly happy with this size.

>Hey, what are your plans this summer?
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I dunno, feed the ducks, go out with friends, shooting spree leaving 20 dead, video games, bike riding. The usual really
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>>28857877
baby sitting kids
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>>28857844
Visit family, work, hang with friends, party i guess, and travel with my gf

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I will never give up fixing my life.

No matter what life throws at me, what personal tragedy or hardship or calamity, I will persist, and keep fighting. Life will continue crippling me, people will shun me, hurt me, attack me, despise me, slander me, lie about me, destroy my possessions, attack my relatives. Regardless of that, I will keep fighting for happiness.

I will fail. I will be miserable, I will abhor myself. I will do everything in my capacity to improve my thinking. I will at no point stop fighting to cheer myself, to think happy thoughts, to put myself in happy situations, to hope. I will never stop taking active steps to make my hope reality. Nothing will help, I will keep being sad and anxious and negative. I will never stop acting my best so to change this.

No matter the suffering my choices to fix my life will put me to and through, I will never consider suicide, and will instead try harder, leading myself to new kinds of suffering, which I will refuse to give in to either, telling myself that it depends on me whether I am happy. I will do that, and I will still be miserable. I shall never stop trying. I shall never stop motivating myself. I will be miserable for the rest of my life. My will to strive for happiness will never falter. I will never stop prolonging the life of continued suffering filled with actions to overcome it.

How does it make you feel?
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>>28857790
Bump. Genuinely curious. Would you say that I am doing the right thing?
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>>28857790
You sound like a pathetic cuck. The kind that would forgive his gf for cheating on you.
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>>28857790
I could be considered a normalfag, makes me feel good bro. hang in there.

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Who /fairy tail/ here? I want to watch it,as it looks good, but I'm not sure if it is top quality. Thoughts?
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i notice that mostly cosplay girls and autistic 12 year olds watch it.
Its pretty shit and nothing ever happens.
Protagonist wins with power of nakama.
Only decent for the tits.
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I disliked it until the first few arcs was over, then I started to love it. I haven't seen the "new" season though.
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Fairy Tail
+starts off fun
+has fun characters
+the mangaka draws amazing women

-steals character designs
-devolves into an absolute mess of s plot where nobody but boring MC can do anything
-has possibly the worst writing of any series I've ever read
-I hate it

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Post good youtubers
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earlportland


old dude who just drinks mickey's while walking around nice oregon wilderness
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I just got into Dark Souls recently and I'm watching all this guy's lore vids. Great way to pass the time.

https://www.youtube.com/user/VaatiVidya
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>>28857748
Thats Lyle mcdouchebag

Which one of you sickos did this? And which of you sickos saved these disgusting pictures for your later pleasure.. masturbating to the gaping hole of a vagina now torn to pieces. Disgusting if you ask me.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/rio-de-janeiro-rape-circulating-on-social-media-shocks-country/article30178544/
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I agree op. And i really hope no one is going to post these pictures and the video in this thread. That would be horrible
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Absolutely. It would be terrible if someone were to post those pictures and the video in this thread. This place is not for such things.
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I just really hope NOBODY is going to post those DEGRADING AND DISGUSTING images in THIS thread.

Would be truly awful.

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>be 26
>wake up every morning and see my receding temples/hairline that itch like mad and all I can think is
>BALD KEK
>YOU'RE A BALD KEK
>YOU WORTHLESS UGLY BALD KEK

I can't function anymore like this help
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Same problem at 22.
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why the fuck is cuck filtered to kek now?
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>>28858142
Only if you use capital letters, newfag

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>so bad at communicating with others that you exclusively lurk most boards and never post
>avoid multiplayer vidya discussions
>avoid single player discussions where people share screenshots

How do I end this feel?
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>>28857698
Dont feel bad about lurking, apparently only a small percent of people actually post
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>>28857698
>tfw too autistic to voice chat
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I was that bad when I was like 21 and I just started doing it a lot and it went away

It's hard to explain but your brain probably has a lot of built-up false understandings of social dynamics, that you just need to gradually erode. I remember the first time I posted on 4chan, after years of only lurking forums, my heart was pounding because I was afraid of "fucking up." The first time I actually did fuck up and say something stupid, and someone mocked me, I thought I had to stop posting for like six months. I never talked in video games because I was terrified of being judged, etc.

You seem better off than I was at least, but seriously, it just erodes. Just keep doing it over and over again and it will get better. Push your comfort zone. Don't trust your own rational projections of progress - progress will come all at once in bursts, not as a steady linear thing.

When I started out, I would never have believed in a thousand years that I could be as """"confident"""" as I am now. Would have seemed like actual wizardry, and I could not explain it to my younger self no matter how hard I tried. But in reality I'm not even confident, I'm just socially experienced enough to know little intangible things, like "when you socialize constantly, your brain just automatically de-prioritizes minor fuckups because you're too goddamn busy to worry about them."

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>20th century
>work reasonably hard
>be rewarded with success, wife, children, private home, lawn, friends, travel and general pleasure

>21st century
>work hard as fuck
>be punished for not having perfect grades, not networking and having personal connections with high-level persons in corporations, need 5+ years of experience for less than entry level job, need a .001% tier talent to earn a decent salary, no wife, no children, exuberant rent, no pay for overtime, fired at age 40 for being too old with no prospects for a comeback because of over-qualification, endless stress, never ending chores, constant deadlines, no rewards
>then you realize you would have had a better life if only you had killed yourself while the future still held promise

Literally give ONE reason NOT to kill yourself.
Pro tip: you can't
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>>28857652
We got Internet to make up for that shit
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>>28857679
H-Haha, yeah, browsing /r9k/ for hours sure is a blast! It more than makes up for the scorching damnation we call the daily grind.
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>>28857652
And her you will continue to fight over scraps because of "hope". We're at the point that were only creating around jobs for 25% of the upcoming working age population. It's amazing how we're still in an age of stability. Add that now females can have 100s of instances of male validation. Imagine if you had a percent of that, would you remain humble?

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>tfw seen and no response
Damn normies
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"other than irradiated corpses" fucking giggled at that
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>>28857644
You didn't present much of a window for a response, you didn't ask a question or elaborate on the subject, just SHUT UP
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seen and no response is why I left FB

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Any irish fuckers on? Cork reporting.
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Why would you spend all day on a Siamese sock washing board when you could be at the pub?
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>>28857591
I wish I was irish
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>>28857607
because I was at the pub last night

>>28857628
why so?

The man is entering the forest, though I'm not sure why
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>>28857578
Perhaps he enters to find what he lost within himself.
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>>28857578
he's off to tie a cheeky noose
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>tfw you'll never be a hermit who has a cabin in the middle of the woods with your dog and live off the land

why even live

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The suicidal thoughts are coming back.
I'm on the full dosage of antidepressant too.
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anon i'm so fucking scared
never had suicidal thoughts before, but now i think about it all the time, even if my problems aren't that big they make me suffer a lot and it shouldn't be like this
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I occasionally think how insignificant we are in our universe
Think it wouldn't change anything if we decided we didn't want to deal with it any more.
But realise that there are people who do care, especially the ones who are going through what you're going through. Relate is key.
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I felt the same way as OPs pic very regularly. How do I change this?

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Fembots which are you
Remember bee honest you roastie whores
Reeeeeeeee

Male bots not allowed
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>>28857471
>that fat slampig
>stacy

No. You have shit taste.

Sienna Miller in her prime had the archetypal Stacy appearance
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>>28857471
Give me whoever in that Morgan pic she looks better than Stacy person
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lolol claire. how accurate.

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This is Oswald the jellyfish. Say hello
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>>28857411
Hi Oswald, This is blobo :)
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end your life and your shitty threads, tripfag

sage
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>>28857518
Hi blobo
>>28857629
Sorry, I will

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