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>women recording themselves eating or playing video games is a million dollar business
How the FUCK did it come to this?
Because most men are pathetic beta cucks
what is adblock
what is not donating
what is not telling anyone else about the fact they exist
>>28853699
Men play video games for money too e.g pewdiepie
>begin to type out a meaningful post then remember nobody here gives a fuck about your problems unless it's about women or a dumb frog meme so you don't post at all and continue to refresh the page in hopes of something funny or clever getting posted but that obviously never happens because /r9k/ is shit so instead you decide to fap so you open up your favorite porn site but you've already fapped like four times today and you're kinda burnt out but fapping is the only thing that you have to look forward to in your sad, lonely existence as it provides you with a momentary high even if it leaves you feeling empty and miserable afterwards and when you realize this you suddenly relapse into existential crisis mode as it is late and these things happen often when you're exhausted but instead of being a smart person and choosing to go to sleep to fix your fucked up sleep pattern you begin questioning your life as a whole and where it's going and it makes you even more miserable so you begin to type out a meaningful post then remember nobody here gives a fuck about your problems unless it's about women or a dumb frog meme so you don't post at all and continue to refresh the page in hopes of something funny or clever getting posted but that obviously never happens because /r9k/ is shit so instead you decide to fap so you open up your favorite porn site but you've already fapped like four times today and you're kinda burnt out but fapping is the only thing that you have to look forward to in your sad, lonely existence as it provides you with a momentary high even if it leaves you feeling empty and miserable afterwards and when you realize this you suddenly relapse into existential crisis mode as it is late and these things happen often when you're exhausted but instead of being a smart person and choosing to go to sleep to fix your fucked up sleep pattern you begin questioning your life as a whole and where it's going and it makes you even more miserable so you begin to type
>look at greentexted post while scrolling down /r9k/ catalog and see a post complaining about how nobody on /r9k/ gives a fuck about your problems unless it's about women or a dumb frog meme so you click on it and it turns out to be a much bigger paragraph about a sad miserable life that lacks the inclusion of either women or dumb frog memes but rather includes a slow downward spiral into porn addiction and laziness that hits close to home and so you begin to type a response that somehow goes with the tone of the OP while conscious about the fact that youre probably ruining the bit but who gives a fuck because /r9k/ is shit
>look at greentexted reply of a greentexted post while scrolling down /r9k/ catalog and see a post complaining about how nobody on /r9k/ gives a fuck about your problems unless it's about women or a dumb frog meme so you click on it and it turns out to be a much bigger paragraph about a sad miserable life that lacks the inclusion of either women or dumb frog memes but rather includes a slow downward spiral into porn addiction and laziness that hits close to home and so you begin to type a response that somehow goes with the tone of the OP while conscious about the fact that youre probably ruining the bit but who gives a fuck because /r9k/ is shit
>start reading greentext OP and replies but can't be fucked with the wall of text so you begin to type a response expressing your disinterest in what has already been posted and explicitly stating you barely read anything in the thread. You realise this will probably irritate people but in the back of your mind you relish any opportunity to make someone's day worse, even if only slightly.
is sucking ur gfs dick beta?
on one hand it seems submissive but on the other hand why am I asking r9k?
>>28853614
i think it is yeah. it's gay too.
i have a cute tranny gf and i never touch her dick at all that's the way we both prefer it
>>28853696
Also my dad works for Nintendo
>>28853705
hey you arent me
its not that hard to get a tranny gf
So, fellow robots. I've got 600 mg of DXM here and I'll be tripping soon, I'll make sure to update this thread with what's going on in my head. So far I'm basically on an empty stomach, my whole family is home and I hope they don't catch me.
Cheers, lads!
Just drunk both of them, God they're ABSOLUTELY disgusting, getting a bit of a gag reflex but shouldn't vomit
Those this shit actually work?
>tripping with your family home
Always a good time.
If you could choose one of these superpowers, which one would you get and why?
>make ANY (yes even your mother and sister for whatever the reason) girl in the world fall instantly in love with you
>materialize 1 billion dollars everyday of your life
Definitely the latter because it achieves the former anyway.
Obviously number 2
You can just buy a woman's affection
>>28853609
Women don't love rich men, they love their money. The superpower makes girls genuinely fall in love with you.
>tfw chubby poetry writing gf
>>28853533
Should I break up with her?
Original
>>28853533
She's getting less shitty at writing
>>28853533
>tfw r9k doesn't respond now that you've spent 7 years shitposting here and finally got a gf
Someone explain to me right now why I shouldn't join the military as an air traffic controller.
I'd get out of my mom's hair, be made to follow an easy structured routine, get the respect of my normie family, and then in six years get a cushy job making 120k a year.
Somewan explain where is my wan wan
>>28853427
pledging your life to the military-industrial complex is both immoral and stupid
>>28853453
I don't care about immorality you fucking fedora.
Why is it stupid?
>"OOOOOOUAAHHHHHHHHHH ANON STOP YOUR ABOUT TO CUUUUM.
>"SSSSPLUUUUUUUUUURGE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO"
>>28853402
sauce niggaplease?
>tfw no crazy weeb gf to have kinky sex with
>>28853402
This looks like a boy.original
>forced to be around normies all the time
>hear one of them "stop sending pictures of pepe to me XD"
owarida
The normies have won, not even our memes are safe. The only thing I had left and they took it and raped it. What drives them to do this, it's not even funny by itself, it's just a reaction image. You have to know the context to appreciate it.
PEPE IS SACRED
FUCK YOU FOR SENDI PIC OF KEK'TO NORMIE SCUM DEATH TO OP
FOR HAVING INTERACTIONS WITH NORMIES
>>28853401
Pepe has been appropriated by normies for over a year now anon...
That's right everyone, those rare pepe threads are 1.5 years old. RIP life
sigh, this place is full of underage faggots.
>Be 5-yr-old me
>Sit in back of car and look out window
>Imagine Sonic the hedgehog running next to the car and jumping over obstacles
>Do this for my entire childhoodand occasionally even now as a 20-yr-old
What did my brain mean by this?
Pic unrelated
Boredom and the ability to stave it off with imagination.
I did it too, and so did like literally every male child. But I imagined a skate or hover boarder and he grinder on dividers and rails.
>>28853414
I did that too, also Spiderman and me as a jedi
Why can males always relate to this, but wimminfolk have no clue?
So I'm going to a concert later tonight. Before r9k pounces, I'm going alone. I'm wondering if any other robots enjoy going to concerts alone as well.
What is your usual routine?
Ever had a great/bad experience by yourself?
Ever meet someone?
I've been to several shows by myself and rare talk to anyone else. When I was younger I would try to engage but would make a fool of myself. I'm 29 now and been going to shows by myself since around 19.
r9k pls. am i just a normie?
yes now wan wan
>>28853376
I go to shows all the time. I dont even bother posting on FB if its something I know Ill enjoy. Something like Tiger Army Ill pound some beers beforehand but avoid the moshpit and just enjoy the show.
What the Hell is wrong with me Anons every time a girl starts talking to me i try ignore her because im ashamed of what my family might think I'm literally embarrassed about getting a girlfriend
>>28853373
also im 21 KHV
>>28853373
>>28853384
kek what a virgin
>>28853373
Holy fuck i thought i was the only one with that feel. My parents have always treated me like a small kid even tho im 18 now, and helicoptered my every single move. Gues thats what made me autistic in the first place. I feel like if i even got a gf i would somehow feel bad telling my parents about it kind of like when you get bad grades and youre ashamed of what your parents might think
How would you feel if men were constantly being sexually exploited in the media like this and nobody did anything to fix the issue?
I'm pretty sure I'd just fap more. I mean, there will be a whole other spectrum of corporate made soft-core porn playing on TV all the time
>spend all day lifting weights, buying clothes, putting on makeup
>work on average 26 hours a week
yeah dude that would be fucking great
are you going to rape me after a long night of partying and spending tons of money and showering me with affection too?
>>28853370
Question is irrelevant. Women will never sexualize men in the same way that men sexualize women. Our bodies are just wired too differently.
The ones who do this kind of sexualizing of men are gay men, not straight women.
Is it gay to want to fuck qt wide hipped twinks like pic related?
Yes, unless it's a trap that 100% passes as female
Twink is one of the very gayest words you can say
>>28853302
Explain? He'd look more feminine than most girls if he grew his hair out and started HRT
>>28853278
yes. what makes you attracted to HIM? you're a flaming faggot. period.
Is male pattern baldness evidence that there is no God?
I'd say so matey
Is anybody else losing hair on the sides of their head first? It's weird, I'm only 20 and my hair is fine up top but thin as hell on the sides.
>>28853323
I think that's fairly common. How fast are you losing it?
