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What'd you score on this shit, /r9k/? Answer honestly:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10320761
>>28850795
Got a 2150, my GPA in college now is a 2.3 Lol.
>>28850795
2340, got into stanford but dropped out
>>28850847
Greentext? I'm interested
Have you ever met a Black who killed themselves? Thought so.
If you have ever met anyone AT ALL, you're a normalfaggot. Exceptions being high school shit.
Blacks and Whites can't be robots because the world panders to there every need
>>28850790
>Have you ever met a black person who killed themselves?
Haha holy shit nice
I need a /r9k/ opinion. I graduated from college years ago as a video producer and post-production assistant and have been trouble finding work. I'm surviving, and making money doing freelance, but a friend of mine runs a 'adult media site' that wasnts me to help out filming some of his work.
It's obvious that I'll be filming some low-key porn. I'm a little on edge despite the fact he's a pretty cool legit guy and the moneys good. Does anyone have any experience handling this type of stuff?
For supplemental income, me and my wageslave co-worker do amateur porn together. It sounds though like you are doing something a little more professional. What sort of details do you have about it if any?
>>28850703
Do it, just don't date the employees.
>>28850722
How do you actually make money off that shit?
Strange to see this side of Lilith.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DznumK_zBC4
>>28850663
wow they have annoying personalities.
like
fucking reddit tier
still gonna fap to her tho, personality cant ruin tits like those
>>28851029
>wow they have annoying personalities.
>like
>fucking reddit tier
They really don't. If anything Lilith has a 4chan personality with her constant swearing and blaming things on the Jews.
>>28850663
>lilith is going to quit fetish porn and turn into a lets play whore
>no belly gf
is there a worse fate?
I'd voluntarily fuck a chubby chick since I'm a desperate KV but I assume it would be an underwhelming, regretful experience.
>>28850642
What kind of fucked up person do you have to be to screw that? Attractive women are desperate for a good lay, I don't understand how people settle for trolls like that.
>>28850767
I don't get what insecure losers like you are trying to prove by posting hate like this. Do you think that your commemt will just magically make everyone stop having this fetish/preference?
>tfw everyone in highschool was more successful than me because their parents were rich
>tfw they have great jobs, and already started families
>tfw I was an underachiever
>tfw finally finished my 2 years of votech and still feel unaccomplished
>tfw rich parents in a rich school that was one of the top schools in my state
>tfw still ended up a failure
Stop comparing yourself to other people. For what you've accomplished, you've done well, haven't you?
>>28850618
Your parents weren't rich because they didn't deserve to succeed. Your parent were and are lazy, lazy sinners and they raised a parasite son to eat up the leavings of more successful humans. I hope they taught you to lick up leavings well, you worthless piece of shit.
Why is Creative Assembly so fucking greedy? They released Total War: Warhammer without half the factions and now they're gonna sell them off piece by piece as DLC? They should be in the base game. What do you think, robots, are we being fucked over?
Of course. They're run by jews.
Fuck man, the whole game industry is just one big greedy clusterwank. I'm still dumbfounded Fallout 4 got 9/10 reviews despite looking like absolute utter ass, worse than a 2010 game.
>>28850634
Glad I'm not the only one Fallout 4 failed to grab. I played it for like a week straight at release, but then never again, every time I've gone back to it I've given up after a few minutes. Fallout 3 and New Vegas both drew me in for hundreds and hundreds of hours, but Fallout 4? Nah senpai, nah.
Who here fell for the girlfriend meme?
>>28850576
what happened? I don't want to make the same mistakes.
no women has ever shown interest in me. forget hugless try eye-contactless
>>28850576
Not yet
I want to try it and rate it on yelp
I have an infected tooth also a wisdom tooth next to it that pretty much just had the majority of it break off (I dont even remember when but it was sometime yesterday) what should I do? Just let it kill me I'm too ashamed to go to a dentist ;_;
You might get lucky and the infection could spread throughout your body
>free suicide!
>>28850889
I hope so anon
>tfw
you should remove it yourself.
get in touch with your inner masochist
This describes me perfectly tbo
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>>28850484
Pretty much a combination of both.
I wonder what being normal is like.
WHY IS THIS CITY SO FUCKING SHITTY!? I GOTTA GET OUUUUUTTTTT.
Its a wageslave playground. What did you expect?
>>28850978
This
it's where normies go to be as degenerate as possible
>>28850483
why not scam gambling normiesor pickpocket drunk normies
any swimbros here? gonna be picking up a pair of goggles tomorrow and gonna be at the beach? how do i learn to swim? im too old for this shit robots, if i dont at least know what im doing ill be shunned and discovered by my normie boss
>>28850446
somebody please help a robot out
>>28850446
just say you got stitches and can't get them wet.
or, say you can't swim.
or, say you were standing on the bow of a cruise ship when it ran over a boatload of migrants and now you can't go in the ocean.
>>28850594
i need solutions that do not involve pussying out, thanks. I will be donating btc to helpful anons
>my 12 old cousin always stays at my home after school then my aunt comes to pick her up
>we were watching narnia on TV
>after the movie ended she said "I want to try fencing
>I asked her why
>"I will be good at sword fighting and protect my friends"
>"heh adorable, have you ever seen real sword fighting?"
>"you mean real life, no never"
>"ok let me show you how a swordifght looks"
>I remember a saw a swordifght video where 2 Brazilian thugs fight with swords (the gory pasrts were cut out so it was safe)
>I typed on google "2 thugs sword fighting"
>I clicked on the first link
>as I was checking the phone while I the page loads up my cousin said "w-what's this, anon?"
>mfw it a a video of 2 niggers rubbing their docs together
>I panicked so I pushed te power button of the PC
>the fucker took around 7 seconds to finally shut down
>my heart was full techno mode
>she was staring at the screen and said "what was that???"
>"I-i think it was a virus or something...that was a scary alien on video"
>she looked at me with "are you fucking with me" look and said "do boys do this??"
>"I-I don't know, look jut don't tell to auntie about this ok?"
>mfw we sat in awkward silence checking our phones for around 20min until auntie came
>I couldn't sleep last night
Fuck this internet, fuck google, I hope those fucking kikes get holo coasted for real
>>28850438
You went from showing a 12 year old girl two dudes hacking eachother to death to some gay niggers and its the Internet's fault? I think you need to go back and think about the while situation before you start pointing fingers.
>>28850438
kek, it's true, i just tried searching it
>>28850486
The video was on YouTube and yes what is wrong with showing her a real sword fight? It wasn't a gory video
What are your vices, Robots? Being this lonely we must all have some vices to keep us sane.
Mine are coffee and pic related- don't go a day without them...
>>28850430
This is an advertisement isnt it
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>>28850430
cigarettes, weed, and booze
mostly cigarrettes and booze
caffeine (mostly coffee)
it was the odd bag of weed to smoke on my night walks but I lost my dealer and too spergy to ask people so I go without which isn't a big deal, my NEETbux don't allow much fun money anyway.
yes i know about onion markets but i dnt want to deal with all that shit
Okay robutts lets get to the point. Would 250mg Valium, 25mg Hydrocodone with the accompanying 1.625 g of Aecitamophen, 500mg diphenhydramine, and a fifth of vodka be enough to semi-painlessly/incoherently enough to cease the life functions of myself if I am 6'8 and 260 lbs? Inb4 dont do it, my mind is made up, I just need to know if I need to go out and buy 80 mg of oxycodone as well. Thank you and have a nice day.
only one way to find out I guess?
>>28850439
You're gonna vomit the pills while crying and begging god to keep you alive.
Hang yourself it's much better
>>28850424
Bro, before you go, try molly + shrooms. Do a heroic dose.
Feels good man.
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