I'm applying for a sales job and making a resume
What are my skills? I need some good bullshit
Just say you worked manual labor jobs (gardening, landscaping n shiz), that's what I b/s'd on my resume, shows you're willing to work hard and all that jazz.
You worked at radioshack. Yes, it's a shame they went bankrupt and No, you don't have any contact info for your old boss to verify your employment.
>>28850315
You haven't displayed any skills yet OP, all we have to go on is this thread, and you didn't get dubs and so far you only have three (You)s.
I'VE TRIED EVERY FACE CLEANSER AND PRESCRIPTION DRUG BUT I STILL GET THIS SHIT ON MY JAW AND BACK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28850285
You've tried accutane? What was your experience with it?
>>28850310
Well, except accutane.
I don't want to fuck up my entire body to get rid of moderate cystic acne.
I have this same problem its gotten better over the past few years but its still noticeable would love to find a decent fix
Hating on women causes me so much cognitive dissonance; If I hate them, I feel like a lame edgelord who is bitter because women don't pay attention to him, but at the same time how can you NOT hate women for shunning you because of trite reasons? I can't even have a normal day with normal interactions with women without being reminded that my mere existence is a nuisance to them. I can't enjoy work because I'm forced to interact with strange women every day, I can't go anywhere really because there are women wherever I go, I can't go out to bars...
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You're a faggot honestly.
And this come from the lowest scum on this board.
Why do you even care about women, about what they think?
They probably don't even give a shit sbout you, step it up.
Personally i just don't even care about them, i know that they are sluts and that's all. Why bother
>>28850237
I'd be a lot happier if I had no sexual desire.
Then I wouldn't even have to pretend to like women
>>28850237
water water everywhere and not a drop to drink
>He's never had a relationship
>>28850205
who are those women and why aren't they sucking me
>>28850205
Ugly roastie cunts, I'd rather be alone than spend more than 5 minutes with them
>>28850205
I make more shekels than all these bitches combined.
And I'm not about to give that up so one of them can divorce me and take half of it.
http://www.foxsports.com.au/olympic-games/rio-olympic-scout-matildas-lose-to-boys-team-jared-tallents-funny-gold-medal-video/news-story/88cd95d57963af9cec3fd647defae60f
BAUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I think this solves once and for all why women dont get paid as much as men. And also proves that women simply are not as physically capable as males.
Its time women accept that they are not as good as us.
I was on my city's B team
We played the 17 year old girls who were champions of the province. They went down 2-0 and started physically attacking our pre-pubescent bodies; slide tackling with cleats up, elbowing our heads, complaining about every call.
They lost by 5.
>>28850307
Forgot to mention that we were 11/12 year olds
>>28850185
>Tfw people think biological sex is still a social construct
I'm still surprised why males listen to women in general
That one girl man...
Every other girl is pales in comparison to her. In your eyes she is absolute perfection.
Tell me my brothers, who is she.
Worst part is...I dont even know her name.
>>28850098
don't have one. that's not to say i've never had a crush on a girl before, but i got over it pretty quickly once i realized nothing was going to happen.
i feel sorry for people who get stuck with oneitis and can't move past it. no bully intended, i can't imagine how much it must suck.
>>28850098
You have to be 18 to post here friendo.
>>28850098
But I'm gay broham.
>2016
>nominating any of these white old wrinkly prunes to be our president
Yeah, we should get Mark Zuckerburg or Elon Musk in office guys.
>>28850097
G A R Y J O H N S O N
origenal
>>28850097
>white
why is this a problem?
okay, so i know you fuckers get pissed about gay shit,
but i need your two cents
normally id just go ask /adv/ or fuck off to /lgbt/ with it
but they are all normies and they suck. and i need a robots opinion on the matter.
so 1/2
>about a week ago
>be close with cousin of mine, she invites me to go hang out with her bf and her roomate
>they are normies, i dont normally tag along, but ill be shitfaced anyway so i wont feel like an heroing and its a small group...
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>>28850047
2/2
>shows me his stash collection and asks if i have ever done mdma
>say no, he offers me like 2 hits and i accept.
>feel super euphoric and no anxiety at all body tingling everything i touch feels great and shit.
>asks me if i want to watch animu with him and i say sure whatever.
>by this point, peaking on this drug at one point he asked if i was bi. and i...
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You shouldkill yourself, my man.
here's what you dojust be yourself
but you were on drugs so who cares anyway
>tfw you will never have a post-op boipussy
>>28850019
All these years on the internet and this is the first girl that I would consider a literal 10/10, holy sheeeeit.
Wow, what an attractive woman.
>>28850231
>women
o-oh boy, who is going to tell him?
>>28850019
name? i need to know for reasons...
Can we all agree that inferior white bois were made to worship and service black, brown dick?
>>28849987
look its you op!
>>28849987
No, we do not agree. It's funny, you never see blacks bragging about accomplishments, just their dicks.
>>28850110
Made me kek
originalcomment
>tfw no salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, tubig drinking, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping,...
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does this list grow every day
I've fapped to this girl enough times that I simply can't get hard to that photo anymore.
Any other photos of her?
>>28849901
Is this constant shilling supposed to conditon autistic white males to be attracted to filipino girls? Not sure it's working but just be frank here nigga
I'm in a&e for a suicide attempt ask me anything
>in A&E
Excuse me?
>>28849889
ER for you non-bongs
>>28849918
How did you try to kill yourself?
Ask a white guy who's going to have 6 kids wit ha hot ass mixed brown chick anything
>>28849814
How does sex feel?
>>28849814
kys
Original contenterino
>>28849814
Mixed brown? Black and white mix is still nigger, black genes overpower white and majority of the time they still look black just slightly lighter skin
Pick a grill my robot friends.
No exchanges or substitutions.
>>28849811
Introvert, she's the only virgin accept maybe the normie who would leave you for chad anyway.
none, they all seem shit
>>28850032
this desu (original jalapeno stuffed comment)
My little cat got ran over a few days ago. I can't get him out of my head.
Never felt this sad about anyone or anything like this before. I loved him so much and he never did anything wrong and now I don't see him when I walk outside. I don't feed him anymore or sit with him on the driveway. I'll never hear my little buddy's meow ever again and it fucking churns up my insides. Sometimes I just want to barf when I think about it, I just get so fucking sad and sick and angry and all the amazing memories of him just make it worse. I've just been...
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You shouldn't have said that, now there will be some edgelords that will post animal gore
>>28849799
To add to this, I'm currently listening to Agalloch. They recently broke up and it really sucks.
I'm glad I still have their beautiful albums to immerse myself into. Really cathartic.
>>28849815
I'm hoping people will be kind enough to post their own feels as well. I'll ignore anyone else that wants to ruin the thread.