So what was your choice robots?
>>28851943
voltage for life my dude. That sweet, but electrifying blue raspberry flavor has me jumping off the fucking walls.
I had to get used to midnight.
Now that I have, that stuff is fucking tasty, and I hate myself for it.
>>28851943
Soda is for children.
Who /pretending to be a normie/ here?
>be 19
>study in one of the most respected universities in my country as a mechanical engineering student
>lessons going decent
>have friends
>know how to talk and make jokes
>there is a girl I flirt with(went cinema with her yesterday)
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I'm gonna bump this once
I'm not doing nearly as well as you but I definitely feel similar.
>20, turning 21 in July
>commute to a liberal arts school, where I'm making a lot of friends but that's just because I'm a good liar
>really only put in the effort to socialize to buy drugs
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>>28851937
How exactly are you not a normal?
Protip: You are one
Being a virgin doesn't absolve you from normalcy, you're just a late bloomer (literal teenager)
Hey, do you guys remember The Game?
I just ended your likely 2or-more year long winning streak. You're welcome!
except literally nobody cares
congrats I guess
FUCK NlGGA
For a minyte there i had to think of a video game where i had a two year winning streak.
Anyway those memes are so old its made of coal. We on that new meme shit bananas and shit
Charlotte is back. Great little fuck slut.
>>28851858
>Charlotte
literally who?
>>28851858
i-is it a trap?
>>28851858
why her room so dirty
I am going to an anime convention tomorrow, Anime North.
I had no idea what to cosplay, so I went to a barber, showed them a picture of CIA then bought some CIA looking clothes. What should I do?
Will it be fun?
>>28851787
What is CIA?
>>28851950
Uh, you don't get to ask that.
Holy shit you have terrible hand writing
How many hours you logged so far and why is Pharah best waifu?
>>28851669
>Not trying to play every hero
>Just focusing on one
git gud
>>28851782
>Not wanting to be a good little healslut and service Reinhardt's big, musky healthbar.
Come on anon, at least act like you've played the game
Try playing the game correctly for a change.
>finally get first gf at age 28
>are a few months she turns into a controlling bitch
>becomes abusive by yelling at me in public and hitting me at home if I don't do what she says
>try to leave her last night
>she says if I leave her she'll tell everyone I watch shemale porn
>tfw forced to keep supporting an abusive bitch who doesn't even fuck me anymore
Well let her say what she wants. You stupid fuck you'd trade your fucking resources and not even get laid for not getting humiliated. You're already here it doesn't matter anymore. Fucking leave her you pussy
>>28851604
tell everyone her vagina stunk and she was so loose c'mon anon don't let her bitch you out
Tell everybody that she's a shemale, and that's the reason you dated her in the 1st place
Ask a natural born dyke anything.
>>28851585
Who is you're waifu, dykeanon?
>>28851603
My one and only. Reifags can fuck off.
>>28851585
What are traits you like in women? Physically, emotionally, mentally, certain hobbies/talents?
Hi guys, do you find her hairstyle cute or repulsive?
>>28851519
Cute? Yeah, lets go with that.
>>28851519
Repulsive, looks like a boy
Pretty good length, I like medium long hair, down to the shoulders at most. Looks nice.
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/sex-sailor-fleet-week-article-1.2648621
proof that women are exactly what we think they are
>>28851510
Who you are at sea isn't who you are on land
She literally likes seamen
>>28851510
>any woman can just use these 6 words
>just be yourself ladies
>its so easy
>all you need is to say Hi
>worked for me!
I DON'T WANT TO WORK
I DON'T WANT TO WOOOORK
WHY CAN'T I JUST GET AUTISM BUCKS LIKE YOU ALL. I DON'T WANT TO WORK ITS HARD AN BORING AND SOUL CRUSHING AND STUPID. GIVE ME FREE MONEY GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE. WORK IS FOR RETARDS. PAY ME TO LIVE. GIVE ME YOUR MONEY. I DON'T WANT TO WOOOORKKKKK
I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET AUTISIM BUCKS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
If it means so much to you, why don't you just kill yourself? I imagine some of us taking that route.
>>28851609
Because I want an easy life with no worries or responsibilities
So anon, your big sister tells us your a bit special, what did she mean?
>>28851485
these threads always trigger my ptsd
This actually happened to me a few weeks ago. I went off on a /pol/ rant and they went from giggling and making fun of me to legitimately being afraid of me.
I lost any attraction I had for them in that moment, due to how they reacted. It's like a weight off your shoulder desu. Girls you find attractive instantly lose their looks when you hear them speak about immigration. In my mind they were potential mates, but their brainwashed leftist bimbo heads made me realize how ugly they really are inside.
>>28851485
>Shes talking about my dick
Everybody knows what MtF trannies are like. But what's with FtM trannies? What's their deal? What do they look like? What do they act like? How do they fugg?
The only one I've known is pretty cool. He actually looks like a dude so it's weird whenever I think that he has a pussy.
emotional effeminate in touch with their woman side. Every seen a nu-male?
>>28851432
FtMs come in two flavors. The first is butch lesbian, the other is young tumblrite that could have picked genderqueer or nonbinary or demiboy or agender but happened to choose the label "trans man". They'll flirt with this label for a bit then grow out of it without transitioning. They look like any other teenage girl with short hair, a beanie and a button-down flannel shirt.
The second is butch lesbian. These can be further subcategorized into transitioning and post-transition. Transitioning,...
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How does a guy (28) attract younger girls (17-22). Do they prefer boys their own age? What do they look for in a man? and where do I meet them? Help me out.
im 19 and have a 29 year old boyfriend who i lost my virginity to
i knew him for over a year and we slowly started getting closer,but id suggest not being a creep who go's in for the kill too fast,give it time m8
just go with your squad and hang out at college bars and chat up college girls. its not that hard really, you just need to look not like a goofy college bro and you wont pick up every girl there but definitely a large number of them would be down. a lot of college girls want to date something different than the kids at their school.
if you don't have a squad to go to a bar with and act like you're having a good time, its more tough, but you can still do it.
its just.... picking up any age girls is a lot easier when you arent alone.
>>28851294
Why not just pay for younger escorts? Often they may even have some age limit of 25 or 30 themselves.
Who do you choose?
The one on the right solely because she has the fattest ass.
all of those girls are disgusting. like their bodies are nice butt heir faces are busted.
>>28851285
Middle
Right looks too plastic and lefts face looks tranny