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She's using your meme while fucking Chad. How's that make you feel. Be honest though...you'd let her kek you. LOLOL. OP.
Ya should most likely report this nignog and mudshark until they get banned fampai.
mistyandash chaturbs
Done FP
Is anything in this entire thread in English?
> tfw meet a girl online
> We start hanging out
> she has alot of online guy friends but breaks all contacts with them
> they end up sending me death threats, saying they were with her first, asking why i'm better than them
> they keep getting her contacts and saying they put so much effort into talking with her and she never ever met them
Just stop it
Why be sad?
You just cucked a bunch of beta, you're a Alpha now.
>>27598969
Their investment in her was their own mistake, or her leading them on. If it's the latter, you should avoid that whore. But either way, you're not at fault and have stolen nothing.
Do leave this place, though.
>>27599006
I dont understand how can people feel entitled to her. All they did was play games together and they make it sound as if I snatched a girlfriend from them. I also feel bad because I was the one that said I feel uncomfortable with her having guy friends and made her break contacts with them because of insecurities.
Daily reminder /r9k/ is owned and controlled by the Imperium of man and any heresy is a bannable offence.
>it's a /tg/ crossposter thread
>>27598897
>A world of projectile weapons
>Let's form a shield wall, guys! yeah that's right, stand up all together without cover, it'll look heroic and cool
40k. Not even once.
>>27598987
>not laying your life down to protect the commissar
Sounds pretty heretical, anon
Pigs...all of you
>>27598884
nice hips, how tall is she? i want to dominate her
>>27598990
loloriginal original original
>>27598884
>anime
Originalu
>when the cashier girl is cute and all you can smell is your own ball sweat from 10 hours of edging but you've got to eat
Then... just shower you fucking freak!
>>27598848
No.. matter how much I shower... the smell will never leave...
>When you haven't showered in a year and your odor is starting to make your eyes water
>turn on the radio
>it's a song about love
>>27598705
>27598705
>>27598705
This is fucking disgusting. Why the fuck are you posting creepy gay porn on my /r9k/?
We are robots but this isn't the trash board for your disgusting pornography.
And put a little fucking effort and thought before you make a thread
>>27598733
>weh weh, I want my mommy
Grow up, kid.
>>27598705
That pic looks photoshopped... But I'm on my phone so I can't really see it that well
If it is shopped, it's a damn good job
do you guys think I'd be easier to find an online gf on reddit than it is here?
I'm lonely
>>27598618
i think its very hard to have an actual conversation on that site
its a very sad site designed for competitive people to rank up points through the appearance of interaction
it encourages worthless "meme" posts and shit and assholish psuedo intellectual posts to raise ultra fast and all normal interactions to die, you cannot have a conversation with redditors normally
for proof of this make an account (dont need a username) and go talk to somone on reddit robin. it should be similar to omegle, right? no, all the people are stuck up and cannot even hold a conversation, even there they make some kind of game out of it and try to get the biggest room
you wont meet anyone off reddit, because you are never talking to people. you are talking to reddit, you are talking to the hivemind. its a waste of time, dont try
>>27598914
Basically this. I've skimmed reddit a few times because now days video games dev basically treat that site as their own so sometimes I have to visit their for info about a few things. The way upvoting works basically encourages people to entirely ignore any sort of useful posting and instead say something 'witty' and that's why leddit humor can't be taken seriously. But anyways, because of the nature of the site, I feel like it'd be too hard to actually have a normal thread talking with lots of different people like you could on 4chan. If you want to hookup I'm sure that site could help but otherwise you're better off lurking here and begging fembots to plz b ur gf
>>27598618
>being so desperate for sex that you would go to reddit
kill yourself
Why do you want a gf?
A girl will never love someone below 8/10.
>>27598431
>wanting gf
I am sure some failed normies do this.
>>27598431
Who are those girls? Anyone got sauce? I can't decide whether they're pretty or not. Are they?
>>27598471
some people are generic pretty
What was tougher?
Fighting the NVA in Vietnam or fighting off the Samurai in the Pacific Theater?
Which group of Marines were objectively better? Whether it be leadership or the bulk fighters?
Why?
Vietnam must have been tougher (psychologically at least, no clear reason to fight, precedent set with WW2), but the men fighting the Pacific War were undoubtly better soldiers.
>>27598428
>the Samurai
Weeb detected
The IJA was not a group of samurai
>>27598428
Apples and oranges comparison. So many differences to be completely honest family.
A better question would be fighting the NVA in Vietnam or fighting ZANLA/ZIPRA in Rhodesia.
But what did it mean?
>>27598355
Dick Zest?
Probably just the initials / nickname of a friend
D_____ Zebra
>make a fetlife
>add pics
>two years
>no messages
is par for the course OP
>>27598303
>>27598318
>make shitposting
>two years later
>ceb thread
!!!
I tried Fetlife when I first turned 18. Was a virgin then, still a virgin now. I just wanted to experiment because I like BDSM porn.
Found 2 people near me. One stuck up Stacy around my age that was sub only of course. One crazy cougar that was switch and wanted me to do stuff with her menstrual blood.
OKCupid, POF, Fetlife, Tindr, pretty much any dating and hookup site is not for robots. We'll never have any luck on such things.
[...]True romance, being desired and being the object of females' sexual fantasies, is the most precious thing in existence, since women's sexuality revolve around making their loved one cum and giving him pleasure. Only a few men get to have that, the genetic elite. No need to prove yourself worthy of her love, no need for money, status, no arguing, just love, companionship and passionate sex.
>>27598183
1. This is a BS fantasy that you should all know better than to believe. Everyone has problems in their lives.
2. Being attractive can actually make you more lonely sometimes--you don't know if people actually like you for your personality.
3. Sex =/= love
4. My gf and I decided we would have a better relationship if we were both less attractive: less attention from other people=less cheating on both sides.
Counterpoint: im gayalso you're making a lot of assumptions, like that only the "genetic elite" get to cum assisted, that women's sexuality actually does revolve around others, etc
>>27598281
Yahoo answers invasion?
Is there any instrument that's more robot than electric bass?
>Play electric guitar for 10 years
>slowly sinking into depression
>start playing bass
>play both instruments but mostly bass now even though i'm much better at guitar
>>27598048
i don't think you can be called a robot if you dont own a bass
>>27598048
There's nothing more soothing than playing a couple of deep soothing notes on a bass guitar
>>27598071
Or black.
>People on 4chan bitching about having a bad life when some homeless guy has to eat half of a burger out of the trash.
Unattractive >> Lose some weight / Practice hygiene.
Girls Cheating >> Don't date an easy to get slut.
Rejected >> Don't feel bad, there are millions of other girls in this world.
Autistic >> Try getting therapy / Communicate with others more.
Scared of People >> This isn't high school. Unless you are in the hood, there is nothing to worry about.
Suicide >> Why do you want to? Is your life really that shitty? How can you improve your life?
Being bullied >> There will always be pieces of shit in the world. Bullies only bully because of their own insecurities.
Small Penis >> Size only matters to sluts and the average size is only around 5 inches.
NEET >> Do a yardsale or get a part time job.
Shit Family >> GTFO or don't pay any attention to them.
No Friends >> Go outside and find someone with the same interests as you.
Home you robots can learn a thing or two from this...
>>27597933
>le may-may if someone is worse off then you, all of your problems are irrelivant
F U C K O F F
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>>27598004
and yet your a tripfag?
>>27598054
>gets btfo'd for believing in some autists meme, and took the time to recreate the text
>gets called out by me
>b-b-bbut yyyour just a stupid t-tripfag!!!
fuck off back to R E D D I T
>not having a start icon as pepe
>not having the rarest of desktops
>2016
>using linux
Why?
>>27597832
>>>/g/ is that way
But fuck it
>Rarest desktop
>Arch
>KDE
>Anime
You are a memer.
t. KDE user
>>27597832
>he doesn't use freebsd with xmonad as his WM
top fucking lmao kid
get on my fucking level rofl
fucking nerd kid
