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>staying home taking care of sick sister
>parents are out on date
>one benefit of having a shut in for a child is free babysitting 24/7
>suggest they go to a pizza place for date and bring back pizza
>spend day watching sister play cooking mama and my sims
>eating blandest home made soup in the world since she's too sick to eat anything else, just got off a liquid diet
>keep trying to get her to play the newest smash bros game I bought her for Christmas
>"no anon I don't like that game"
>try to get her to play twilight princess
>"look, this game was really popular when I was your age"
>start new game for her
>she quits almost right away
>"its too complicated anon"
>I try to show her how fun it is by playing it alone for two hours
>"i want to play my sims now anon!"
>let her play immediately upon her making the request
>parents come home
>mfw they actually brought back pizza
>"here you two, we brought you back some dinner!"
>I am overwhelmed by joy, it's like my birthday
>no pizza like surprise pizza
>we open the box
>but then
>"what is this"
>"it looks like artichoke"
>"where's the sauce"
>"where's the cheese"
>most disgusting pizza in the world smells like asscrack
>"oh, your sister still can't have any dairy or spices so we ordered one without that"
>I feel so used
>didnt want to be ungrateful so I take a slice and begin choking
>chokin on artichoke
>and tears
>they come to inspect the pizza and recoil in horror
>they take it away and throw it out
>"oh anon I'm so sorry if we knew it'd look like that..."
>what did they expect from a no cheese or sauce pizza
>now I have no din din
>angrily eat orange jello from fridge
>I hate orange jello
>it gives me a headache
>have to lay down on couch where sis is playing fucking my sims
>this game makes you shake the Wii remote for EVERYTHING so she keeps bouncing the cushions while I'm trying to rest my head
>slowly begin to get nauseas
>"could you please stop shaking the couch I don't feel well"
>>27591978
thats it? pretty lame story
kill yourself desu
>>27591978
>"i have to shake the remote to play anon"
>"no you don't I know for a fact you could be using the A button right now"
>"shut UP anon!"
>keep trying to rest
>She's clearly shaking the couch extra hard now out of spite
>"seriously I might throw up"
>ignored
>"ok I'll just go over to the chair then"
>toolate.jpg
>the nausea takes me
>I throw up all the horrible stuff I ate
>sister is very offended
>parents panic, help me and give me the couch and make my sister shut off fucking my Sims
>still never got din din
I've spent the last hours trying to sleep this off and I'm pretty sure my sister hates me now. Wat do
Also I'm still hungry and there's a frozen pizza in the freezer should I get my parents to make that for me? I'm too sick to get up
>>27592113
fuck you op your stories shit and its not funny
>Gets his brains blown out.
>Still hot as fuck.
>Get my brains blown out.
>Would be even uglier. "Ew, he's infested with a disease!"
Why live.
How is he even still alive let alone not a vegetable?
>>27592346
Looks like he's missing only the non-vitals (i.e. frontal lobe)
>>27591958
>hot
>5head gets smashed into a forehead
pick 1
Hello robots. Before you dismiss this as another bait cuck thread, please know that i'm serious. I see many of you don't understand or accept the fetish, and even fear
that this might unwillingly happen to one of you. And now i'll clarify this to everyone by telling the story of how i became a cuck. Let's start.
>A nerd and quite introverted, but somehow managed to make some friends at school
>They were normies but exactly Chads
>Pretty cool people that helped me overcome my inability to socialize
>Me and 4 good friends, right until the end of highschool
>I was probably still be a virgin if wasn't for them actively helping me getting girls
>The group got separeted at college
>Thankfully one of my bros went to same place as i did
>Different grads but we still hanged out as much as possible
>That is, until i got a gf
>She was dark haired, a 7 out of 10
>Regular face but a very fuckable body, medium tits and big ass
>Sex was okay, but i was so used to an adolescence of hardcore porn that ""normal" stuff wasn't enough
>After a little more than a year together asked her if she had any fetishs
>She said not really but she wouldn't mind trying one of mine
>I always wanted to try dp so i bought toys
>It was amazing, we both came really hard
>One time she had to travel to visit her parents and i was left alone for the weekend
>timeforsomeporn.jpg
>Looked for dp porn to remind me of the experience
>Started to browse some cuckold porn
>Not that degenerate "humiliate me while i watch" shit
>Just a man fucking his female partner with another man
>Started having thoughts
>By then i knew my gf was crazy enough to consider it if i had it planned
>>27591943
Part 2
>Called my friend and explained the situation
>If i was gonna do it, might as well be with a man i can trust
>He didn't like the idea
>Said it was too weird and also kind of gay
>I answered it wasn't gay at all, but i understood his point and would look for someone else
>He went silent for a minute then asked me if this wasn't a ill tasted prank
>After i confirmed my fetish he said he would never do such thing, but he knew a dude from one of his classes that had done it before
>I'll call him "Guy" from now on
>Guy was taller than me and a little more fit, but not much, with dark blond hair
>Dick was as hard as diamonds when we three reunited to talk about it
>Gf returned from trip and i explained it all
>She was uncomfortable at first, but agreed as long it wasn't with a black man because black dicks are ugly
>We set up some rules
>1- Guy had to be tested for STDs. My gf was allergic to condoms and took pills, so we had to be safe
>2- If things went well and we dped her, only i would fuck her ass. Also no mouth kissing. My gf after all.
>3- Everything else was game. He could cum is her face as far as i was concerned, as long as she was okay with it at the time
Also any of you may ask questions and such if you feel like.
>>27591943
>>27591976
Fuck off.
blexxx
>>27591976
Part 3
>We met to have some food by night, then went together for a nice motel we used to go
>We drank some alcoholic shit to get in the mood, then she laid down on bed and we undressed her
>I put my dick out so she would suck while he ate her pussy
>I could see she was getting very wet
>Guy took his clothes too
>His dick wasn't much bigger than mine
>I have a 6,7 inches dick while he probably had a full 7
>Had better girth though
>She started sucking us both, and playing with her tongue on ours cocks
>The whore was very into it and i was hard as fuck
>Guy asked me if he could put it in and i said go for it
>He put her doggystyle and started to thrust on progressively faster speeds
>She moaned while tried to keep sucking my cock, i could tell his size was pleasing her
>I laid down and she mounted me for some reverse cowgirl while he played with her, putting his cock on her mouth then hitting her tits with it
>We wnet with it for a while, changing positions while she moaned and came several times
>She was on top of him, facing him, when i looked at that big ass and delicious asshole and couldn't resist
>I held my dick, now comparable to adamantium, and slowly pushed it into that tight ass
>She loved it, and the moans turned into pleasure screams
>Can't say i didn't enjoy the feeling of tightness with another cock pressing mine from the other side
>I took it out and we were going to change positions again, when she sucked me
>After all that shit i couldn't hold it anymore and came buckets inside her mouth
>She swallowed it all
>I backed to a sofa near the bed and she asked me if they could go on
Give me one good reason not to do it robots.
>>27591784
>page 10
Ouch.
I dunno. Sunsets? Rainbows? The possibility of better times?
>>27591784
if you can actually do it I envy you for your courage
because you're a coward and the unknown is scarier than the known
Why do paedophiles always have dark glasses and a beard? What is it about that look that kids find so attractive?
they do it to hide their face you fucking moron
>>27591711
I take it you're a paedo?
pedophiles and various weirdos are usually the way they are because they had traumatic childhoods and get stuck in that mindset, so often also get stuck in the fashion sense of the era when they were kids, thats why all pedos have the big grandma glasses (careful you dont get them confused with hipsers, although its ok to shoot both on sight)
my main man serial killer ed kemper demonstrates, keep in mind that this was filmed in the 70s when big glasses were in style and the smaller glasses hes saying look creepy were the outdated style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M54XL8McCG0
Will there ever be a time when everything is automated and nobody will need to work anymore?
Yes, and when that time comes, we will be killed.
>>27591583
Yes. There are already Entrepreneur/Politicians/Sociologists working on a solution.
>Solution 1
Give everyone a basic income aka (UBI) or universal basic income
>Solution 2
Expand capitalism and encourage as much entrepreneurship as possible to as many people as possible so they can start more businesses or small businesses that solve problems for the world and employ more people. Basically this means that, even if you are a NEET in your house and have an idea for a business, you could be given money to make it happen without the many barriers/paperwork/bullshit that you have to go through today to start a small business.
>>27591706
Sadly this will never happen in our lifetime.
so i went to the shopping district of my town, i went into a turkish kebab restaurant. 10 minutes later i see a guy with a professional camera filming me.
pic related.
he was with a group of 4 other people who were then picked up by a van, i gave them the middle finger.
i hope its not for some snuff video or something.
>>27591564
I'm not supposed to tell you this but you're in The Truman Show
>>27591564
Why did you finger them?
They might use it in some documentary
>>27591615
i watched this as kid and have a trauma because of it
i think someomes lookig when i fap
>"don't kill yourself, it get's better"
Also what's the best way of killing myself?
do it pussy
i bet you don't have the guts
>people who go on the internet and talk about how suicidal they are but never actually do it
If you were really suicidal, you would be dead by now.
You are just internet suicidal, which means you are only after the attention you get from saying you are
>>27590887
Fuck off normie, shouldn't you be out partying or whatever the fuck it is your kind does?
I got to fuck my first tomboy yesterday. How jelly are you faggots?
>>27590738
from your picture she looks like a dude with extra large mantits. Not jelly at all bro
Wish she let me take pics of her but i had to act like i was on the phone
Jesus Christ.
That looks like a 60 year old woman.
>tfw a literal 4 year old is more attractive than you are
Reported, enjoy the party van
>>27590813
But he isn't even naked or something
>>27590813
Thanks for the +(You)
Original upvote :^)
Why do people go out of their way to not be straight with me.
I would rather my feelings just be hurt or rejected then someone going quiet on me.
>>27590675
What the fuck are you talking about my dude
>>27590700
Im high off cocaine and as coherant as your mum when shs trying to spak on my cock
>tfw rumors spread about you
>tfw everyone makes vague allusions around you
>tfw nobody speaks directly to you
eh. it's kind of funny to play dumb. after all, they're all cowards.
ITT: how to obtain qt gf tips
how did you obtain a qt gf, robot? share your tips so we call can have qt gfs.
>>27590613
YOU FUCKING DONT
WOMEN ARE THE WORST
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27590613
Just messaged every qt girl on okcupid within 500 miles
wish me luck famicom
>>27590613
My qt GF
I have a present for you guys that I'm giving sometime tomorrow EST. So stay tuned and hang in there, robots!
Kill yourself faggot, just reported you to the fbi normie scum
>>27590612
This doesn't contribute does it? Do people still get shits and giggles from hearing someone say "kill yourself" to someone acting nice?
Please contribute, trust me it's more fun that way.
>>27590612
>>27590759
Oh yeah and btw the surprise is a pdf that costs $20 per batch of 5 replies you buy. That's all it is, I'm not doing anything bad in case you thought that, and your response or actions wouldn't have prevented it if it was someone bad - so what was the point of your post?
>2000-4000 word assessment due in 45 hours
>no motivation
why live?
music might help senpai. you often just have to force it and then it begins to flow.
There is no reason to live.
Kill yourself.
fuck off from your computer, sit down, grab some coffee, write it out by hand.
if you're anything like me you simply can't concentrate at a PC, so don't try
It's reaching the point where it physically hurts to live. My heart literally aches. I'm sorry that some of you were born into such shitty circumstances, but I love you guys, believe it or not
I hope things get better for you if you're going through bad shit
God bless...
>>27590324
OP don't get all sentimental on me qt
It'll all be okay in the end
If it's not okay, it is not the end
I love you
God isnt real lolThanks anyway kind anon.
i get really sad a lot
