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>Buy some weights
>Go to community college
>Get an entry level job
When you're getting fit, getting paid, and getting educated who could possibly stand in your way, /r9k/?
>>27584386
Ms. Shekelberg tossing your shitty associate's degree CV in the trash when getting a real job.
>>27584386
I FUCKED MY WHOLE LIFE UP
I FUCKED MY WHOLE LIFE UP
SELECT ALL IMAGES WITH POPCORN
>>27584413
The advantages of a degree may not be what they once were, but they still do much more than without one.
You can easily save a semesters worth of tuition if you work during the summer, or even during classes.
So I'm a fembot and I have this fetish about saying fucked up things in bed whilst a guy is inside of me. Help me brainstorm some new ideas, /r9k/?
Think in lines of Marla Singer "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"-kinda phrases.
>>27584266
>I'm a fembot
Stopped reading there, that's an oxymoron.
>>27584303
>>I'm a fembot
>Stopped reading there, that's an oxymoron.
I kept reading your whole post, and you're a moron.
>>27584345
What about
"I want to get your abortion"
ITT images that make you feel blind rage.
blind rage blox
>>27584246
>saving thumbnail
Not sure if retarded or wants us to feel blind rage
>>27585303
My exact though, famalam.
Why do you hate us tripfags so much? Not all of us are retards like Doj
>>27584227
It's 4chan culture senpai.
Don't change things that work.
Because you're all supremely shitty.
>>27584255
>>27584227
fuck off tripfags
You aren't welcome here.
Who /mustard sandwiches/ here? I love Spicy Dijon mustard. Honey a shit.
>>27584143
Is that just mustard on its own in a sandwich? Would be kinda nasty, assuming it's actual mustard and not weak American mustard.
But mustard is definitely great in sandwiches that actually have something in, like roast beef with mustard.
>>27584143
I fucking hate mustard.
mustard + mayo is the GOAT condiment mixture
Someone here experienced with varicocele? I have one on my left testicle for around 10 years now. I'm 24 and i noticed my sperm is kind of clear (pic related). Should I be worried about that or could it be because I masturbate on a daily base? I'm gonna wait some days before the next time jerking off but right now I'm a bit afraid as I wanna get kids in future.
I probably go to the doc within the next days but still would be glad to hear some advices from you.
>>27583978
You're just masterbating too much, I wouldn't worry yourself over it.
A quick google search tells me that the evidence for whether or no variocele causes infertility is inconclusive, and occurs in 15-30% of males... so that rare. Again, I wouldn't worry. Just stop jerking so much.
>>27584061
*not that rare
sorry
>>27583978
Your parents are secretly giving you estrogen in very small doses through your whole life, you will probably be sterile soon.
I hope you found a nice girl name yesterday while posting on 4chinz, you will need it.
who else /slav/?
>tfw no martyna gf
>go to a university with that has cliques of slavs
>all they do is squat outside of the library asking to bum cigarettes
its been like this for 3 semesters, how are they passing their courses?
>tfw slav without a proper slavic name
Luka just feels too Italian
>>27583759
How ya doing, bro?
/r9k/, I am extremely and ludicrously high. Please talk with me, robots.
I lost my virginity last night, feels good man.
I was very high last night, it was okay.
>>27583779
Sounds rather normal, pal. How did it happen?
How do you deal with feeling of being dead inside when suicide and alcohol aren't options?
>>27583727
Drugs
Cognitive behavioral therapy
Willpower
Forming lasting friendships
>>27583727
I'd just watch a movie or anime or something to keep my mind off it.
flood yourself with video games, anime, books, music, anything that will sufficiently distract you from your bad thoughts, and do that until you fall asleep
Ask a dude who used shrooms for the first time last night anything.
>>27583701
Also, waa with my cool robot friend while doing it
do you feel changed after having done it?
>>27583701
do u like memes
Sugar is my heroin
I wagecuck and binge eat. This is my life. On weekends I lay in bed eating and sleeping and wasting time on my computer. On weekdays I usually eat nothing all day then minimum 1 box of sugary cereal after work.
I feel nothing.
I listen to YouTube videos of a woman breathing and making sleep noises, and hug pillows, so I feel less alone.
If my roommates are too loud I hide in my closet buried under blankets and play white noise so I can't hear them.
How can I get clean r9k?
pic unrelated
>>27583581
kate upton ass is cringeful
t b h, anything but her tits is meh
dat square waist
>>27583581
part of me will call you fat
part of me will consul you
part of me will tell you to kill yourself
part of me will tell you to cheer up and don't be so hard on yourself
what's the right way?
00 buckshot to the brainstem.
>Life will never be better because the majority of humanity is the problem.
>It's only ever going to keep getting worse for your entire lifetime.
>>27583530
Just finished playing the Division. The ending shows why the guy created the virus to kill everyone. I actually understood his point and agreed with him.
you might get a kick out of this
>>27583530
I actually love that movie, With the economy going down everyday and people taking presidencies as a joke I wouldn't be surprised if in the next 30 years this would happen kind of hoping Trump wins so we all get drafted for world war 3
Hold me robots i just lost all my "friends".
Two of my friends were dating each other and the girl cheated on her boyfriend. I exposed the roastie and now everyone else hates me.
It's not like we were close but they were the only people that hanged out with me.
Enlight yourself and become a robot OP
>>27583467
you dont wanna be friends with cheaters if youre against it.
>>27583467
Always good to out roastie whores.If you didn't,she would have kept cheating.
>be me
>talk about our future with bf on a regular basis
.havent been for a while due too us being angry at eachother
>ask bf if he still wants to marry me in the near future
>he avoids question a little bit
>then i say "just tell me that you don't want too if you don't think that way lol"
>then answers with " i still think of you in the same way
what does it mean
It means that you're on a train to dumpsville.
Is it really worth holding on? It doesn't seem like you are compatible. Just because you've put a lot of time in doesn't mean it's gonna work out.
It means you shouldn't marry him, I can't say for certain but I don't think you mean much to him at all
Depends on the type of guy he is and your relationship, what's he like
>only 6'2"
this board turned to shit because posters like you who only come here to farm (you)s in the laziest way possible
you are a waste of human life. consider suicide.
Yeah kill yourself, you and your stupid height posts will be gone forever.
>>27583293
>>27583945
Manlets pls
just learn already
just get it man
