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KILL ALL ROBOTS
nice self harm fantasy
>>27577100
and we are the bad guys, jesus christ tone it down
>>27577100
That's not very nice, man.
Woah, what is this? You are still sleeping, wagecuck? We can't have this. Wake up. You only have an extremely limited amount days of freedom to work on catching up with your bills, making your parents proud of you, and leaving a legacy behind.
Fucking nigger i hope you fucking die. You are no better than niggers.
it's fucking saturday
god 4chan has never been as retarded as it is this day
>>27576932
Thisthread couldn't be resisted by me.
You know, I'm almost 25 and I'm a kissless virgin. And my mind and body are used to that, so I'm not depressed, I'm at peace, I shitpost on chans, fap to porn, go to work, etc.
But then, I see some fucking girl and I she attracts me so much that I can't think about anything else. And all my peace of mind goes away, I start feeling bad about myself. Most often, I can't have these girls because of various circumstances. I ask myself why, why the fuck did I have to see her. I'm mostly fine with the fact that I'll never find a decent girl who likes me back. But this shit makes me feel like shit.
So on most days, I just stay at home after work because there are no chances of seeing some pretty girl which would just make me feel depressed. Does this shit happen to you?
>claims to be at peace for not wanting a GF
>says it makes him sad when he sees a potential GF
No, you're not a peace. All you are is another one of those obnoxious r9k idiots who delude themselves into thinking that.
>Does this shit happen to you?
Yes, it does. The difference however is that I'm not trying to trick myself into believing that I don't need a GF.
i too have felt my zen ruined by the unhappy circumstance of immediate and intense infatuation. i can offer you no advice, familia. we're all in the same boat.
>>27576896
Eh, I said those girls attract me, I didn't say I want a gf. And I didn't say at all that I don't want a gf, I said I'm at peace most of the time until I see a girl that attracts me. I can't get girls, I know that.
>>27576919
Well goddamn it anon, we're fucked
It says here you've got quite the post-count on a website called "4chan.org." Seems like you spend a lot of your free time there.
Our hiring manager printed out some of your more popular posts so I could read them. Care to explain your reasoning in some of these?
>>27576758
The stories and information posted there are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted there as fact.
>>27576758
I enjoy roleplaying as assorted characters and engaging in dialogue with this "Anonymous" you'll see theese posts were directed towards
I view it as abstract performance art which can lead to some interesting insights into the human psyche and society
I wish there were shitposting factories irl
>be me
>fapping, having a good time
>about to nut
shit.jpg
>i dont want to get it over my pants so i cover it with my hands and rush to the toilet.
>my hand is covered with the liquid of gods and dripping off my penis into the toilet
>some gets on my fucking jeans
imgonnafuckingkillmyself.jpg
>find out some has gotten in my pants too
this is why you always get a tissue children.
Or you could just cum into your hands and then lick it up?
>2018-2
>not holding your foreskin closed right when you cum to keep everything in and dumping it in the toilet after
>>27577238
That would work if I didn't cum fucking buckets.
>Millenial comes into the surgery
>Has been arguing with anti-vaxxers online
>Trying to prove to everyone how vaccines are '100% safe'
>Wants me to give him a malaria vaccine
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>Millennial comes into surgery
>Says he identifies as an attack helicopter
>Wants me to install rotary blades
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>Millenial comes into surgery
>He's covered in second degree burns
>Says socialism is a sustainable way to run the economy and that he's "feeling the bern"
>Wants me to give him him my opinion on Bernie Sanders
>Give him a lethal dose of morohine instead
>Millennial checks 4chan
>Becomes gender confused by trap threads
>Wants me to perform sex change surgery
>Give them a lethal dose of morphine
Tell me your regrets botsdo you think they will come and haunt you in the future?
I don't regret anything
Moving back in with my abusive parents thinking it would be different
>>27576570
I wish I was less of a pussy when I was younger. Maybe I would've turned out okay.
They already haunt me.
I have become so apathetic to life that I now am no longer depressed by the pointlessness of it all but rather feel as if because it is pointless I don't have to meet up to any sort of special purpose, this brings me a new found peace. Anyone else get this feeling? Its like an emptiness yet not emotional emptiness, in fact I can hardly explain the feeling, but I feel like I can live life now from this standpoint
>>27575653
I know exactly what you mean
I still slip into depression pretty often, but sometimes I have a lot of fun when I realize I'm not bound by what other people expect or think of me
I feel somewhat similar. I used to worry about my life and living up to my families expectations but now I just sort of flow down the river that is my life
>>27575993
>>27576081
Yeah I focus my life around my inner expectations now, I only care about obtaining my own goals for myself and not others
>She said she thinks of me like a Brother
HELP
>>27575643
Nah. You're done, m8.
Ever heard of incest?
>>27575643
first back to normal thread have a free bump
>heater fell on leg earlier
>felt okay until bedtime
>calf muscle is radiating with pain
>no bruising
Medbots help
>>27575450
What type of heater was it?
holy shit eliza has too much free time on her hands
>>27575468
Median sized space heater. My foot caught the cord on it.
ITT: We pretend we have steam friends
>>27575394
I used to have steam friends
Haven't logged in in 4-5 years tho
>tfw 1 friend on steam
>he's my boyfriend
haven't talked with anyone besides him, my parents, and psychologist in months
>>27575423
And I mean I haven't logged on, not my steam friends haven't logged on
>tfw no qt passable trap gf to cuddle and love
>tfw you will never reassure a qt trap that she's beautiful and that she'll always be your baby girl
>tfw you will never make slow, passionate love to a qt trap
>tfw you will never savagely fuck a qt trap if she likes to be abused during sex
>tfw you will never take a qt trap out for a date, hold her hand and steal kisses from her at random times
>tfw a qt trap will never fall asleep in your arms
FUCK
U
C
K
>tfw ywn be the qt passable trap that gets all these things
>>27575379
what's stopping you from being qt?
>tfw on whoremoans since 18
>tfw bf
everyone has a chance anonono
>>27575342
post pics of trassable traps mate
![22b5ccc75ff399af3bd9af3030943a88.1000x562x1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JQlQ6fW.jpg "22b5ccc75ff399af3bd9af3030943a88.1000x562x1[1]")
who /like watching hood movies/ here?
>>27575267
snow on da bluff is a great movie
>>27575279
looks awesome. thanks
>>27575267
FUCK YOU LOOKIN AT NIGGA?
do you guys ever freak out and think that the things you imagine will make you happy won't actually make you happy and you'll just be as hollow and depressed inside if you ever get them
does that worry you?
like what the fuck do you even do at that point? you finally get everything you thought you wanted and you feel nothing, you feel completely empty inside.
do you just kill yourself? everything you've worked for and lived for is now null
>>27575238
not so much, since I know I'll be dead long before I ever actually decide to do something to better myself
I have felt this many times over in my life. Getting something you wanted so badly provides temporary elation, then you realize you are still empty, still not fulfilled. You are still slowly dying. Your life will still one day be extinguished and never have meant a thing.
I got a promotion at my job last year that I had been working on for 2 years. I went home and smoked weed that night and realized that my life is a literal joke. I am still a peasent wage slave. I am still not important. All this promotion will get me is more stress and some more numbers on my digital bank account. Will this be my lifes work? My job is meaningless and I know it. The only purpose it serves is to make money for the sake of making money.
I remember as a kid in school how the world seemed so full of possibilities. The best was always yet to come. But i realize now that nothing will ever be as good as those years. I wish i could go back to the extreme blue pill that was being a teenager
Yeah. I used to freak out a lot about never being able to get a job when I finish school and not having money. Now I got a job, I have money but that doens't help.
I think it's just a trap that normies use. Kinda like in poker when you put some money in you feel kinda bad about folding. So they fool us into studying, working hard or trying to succeed. And by the time we realize it will never get better we already don't want to fold.
tfw a confident guy keeps checking you out.
tfw you know he can't help but check you out
tfw a woman feels this feel everytime a cute guy checks them out
i'm a boy.
>>27575037
It's a nice, flighty feeling isn't it?
>>27575037
tfw never checked out by anyone, ever.
Angry frog scream here if I was not so depressed I just can't bother to hold down the e letter
>>27575037
>>27575113
nice greentext, faggots.
Kill yourselves, tourists.
